Marissa16
Senior List
These are the jokes I have found that I had a bit of a chuckle over... Enjoy!
1. Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!
2. Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling
3. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
5. A guy brings his girlfriend back to her home after being out on a date. They reach the front door, he leans with one hand on the wall, looks into her eyes and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow job?"
"What? You're crazy!" she replies.
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem!"
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night, no one will show up," he adds.
"I've already said NO, so NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie, I know you like it too!"
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love, don't be like that, come on!"
At this moment the girls sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either You have to blow him, I have to blow him, or He will come down and give him a blow job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
1. Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?
A: The Wheelchair!
2. Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling
3. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. Q. When is a pixie not a pixie?
A. When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
5. A guy brings his girlfriend back to her home after being out on a date. They reach the front door, he leans with one hand on the wall, looks into her eyes and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blow job?"
"What? You're crazy!" she replies.
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem!"
"No!! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."
"At this time of the night, no one will show up," he adds.
"I've already said NO, so NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small blowie, I know you like it too!"
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
"My love, don't be like that, come on!"
At this moment the girls sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says, "Dad says either You have to blow him, I have to blow him, or He will come down and give him a blow job himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!"
