FTA-TV My Kitchen Rules 2019

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Running a marathon against Usain Bolt... you couldn’t make this shit up seriously. He may as well have said it’s like playing soccer against Usain Bolt.

 

[Chicago1]

I forgot it's Valentine's Day next week. I'll have to book a table for one at my favourite restaurant.

 

[GreyCrow]

MKR Challenge

Descend on 1 pair of contestants houses and ask them to feed you from the cupboard alone

#ScrewColesOutOfAdvertising

 

[Chicago1]

I could do that. I have packets of minute noodles!

 

[Chicago1]

I might go to the new kabob place near me tomorrow.

 

[Chicago1]

Oh. Oh. Listen to Manu.


It looks like Gene will be my hero on Instant Hotel this year.

 

[TJASTA]

Roast city rn

 

[Chicago1]

You tell 'im, Karito!

 

[JackNah_8]

Josh cooks?


So where's Austin?

 

[Chicago1]

Yeah... just what I want to see, a baby being born right after seeing the baby-like brothers cook. Great scheduling, Ch 7.

 

[TJASTA]

I am holding myself back from king-hitting the TV everytime Josh is on it.

 

[JackNah_8]

Andy doesnt want to lose the top spot.

 

[Chicago1]

I am holding myself back from king-hitting the TV everytime Josh is on it.

LOL I just want to smack him in the face. He reminds me of that smirky MAGA cap boy in the news.

 

[Chicago1]

Andy doesnt want to lose the top spot.

Andy could never be an Italian. All she complains about is garlic.

 

[JackNah_8]

Andy could never be an Italian. All she complains about is garlic.

"Too much garlic!!!"

Besides Peru has the best cuisine.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I am holding myself back from king-hitting the TV everytime Josh is on it.

I’m coming around. They are socially the weirdest people I’ve ever seen but I can’t deny their honesty. They need a filter though to know when too honest is too honest.
I actually feel sorry for the campaigners.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Their parents are the real **** wits.

 

[TJASTA]

I’m coming around. They are socially the weirdest people I’ve ever seen but I can’t deny their honesty. They need a filter though to know when too honest is too honest.
I actually feel sorry for the campaigners.

He has a very punchable face. It's triggered the caveman part of my brain.

 

[GreyCrow]

Ogly is Ogly

Love accents and boobies

 

[Chicago1]

I hope it doesn't have humps lumps in it from the camel's milk.

 

[JackNah_8]

Peru has some tough competition against the Ibby and Romel

 

[Chicago1]

Andy, darls, couldn't you taste the garlic in it? It's the rose water this time?

 

[JackNah_8]

Andy, darls, couldn't you taste the garlic in it? It's the rose water this time?

she cant get away from the rose water lol

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Unsurprisingly, Andy hates it all.

And Ian spoke!

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Their parents are the real **** wits.

Traveling missionaries apparently. The boys didn't stand a chance.