NBA All-Time Fantasy Draft

[Danger in Texas]

Just saw this, and got the idea for an all-time NBA draft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=BofOXnyQWZk&NR=1

Does anyone know where to advertise this?

Will have six players.

Each player allowed 24 hours to pick. Otherwise I pick the best player available for you according to the SLAM list.

Draft will be serpetine style, as in:

1
2
3
3
2
1
etc.

When making a pick, you must give a brief reason as to why you chose that player.

Spots:
Crow number four - Bob's Burgers GM - peternorth
Deddy - The Lousianimals
nufan - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
BoshtrichBurger - Burger Kings GM - JP Sauce
Footypie32 - Spine-Chiller Supremes GM - jod23
stewie griffen - Boshtrich Likers

1: Footypie - Michael Jordan
2: Boshtrich - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
3: Stewie - Magic Johnson
4: C#4 - Wilt Chamberlain
5: Deddy - Oscar Robertson
6: nufan - Bill Russell
7: nufan - Larry Bird
8: Deddy - Hakeem Olajuwon
9: C#4 - Scottie Pippen
10: Stewie - Shaquille O'Neal
11: Boshtrich - Julius Erving
12: Footypie - Tim Duncan
13: Footypie - Gary Payton
14: Boshtrich - Isiah Thomas
15: Stewie - LeBron James
16: C#4 - Jerry West
17: Deddy - Kobe Bryant
18: nufan - Moses Malone
19: nufan - 'Pistol' Pete Maravich
20: Deddy - Kevin Garnett
21: C#4 - John Stockton
22: Stewie - John Havlicek
23: Boshtrich - Elvin Hayes
24: Footypie - Elgin Baylor
25: Footypie - Patrick Ewing
26: Boshtrich - Clyde Drexler
27: Stewie - Karl Malone
28: C#4 - Bob Pettit
29: Deddy - Dominique Wilkins
30: nufan - Rick Barry
31: nufan - Charles Barkley
32: Deddy - Reggie Miller
33: C#4 - David Robinson
34: Stewie - George Gervin
35: Boshtrich - Wes Unseld
36: Footypie - Bob Cousy
37: Footypie - Dirk Nowitzki
38: Boshtrich - Walt Frazier
39: Stewie - Bob McAdoo
40: C#4 - Jason Kidd
41: Deddy - Dennis Rodman
42: nufan - Nate Thurmond
43: nufan - Mark Jackson
44: Deddy - James Worthy
45: C#4 - Ray Allen
46: Stewie - Steve Nash
47: Boshtrich - Artis Gilmore
48: Footypie - Grant Hill
49: Footypie - Alonzo Mourning
50: Boshtrich - Adrian Dantley
51: Stewie - Kevin McHale
52: C#4 - Billy Cunningham
53: Deddy - Chris Paul
54: nufan - Dennis Johnson
55: nufan - Alex English
56: Deddy - Robert Parish
57: C#4 - Kevin Durant
58: Stewie - Bernard King
59: Boshtrich - Earl Monroe
60: Footypie - Joe Dumars
61: Footypie - Chris Mullin
62: Boshtrich - Paul Arizin
63: Stewie - Allen Iverson
64: C#4 - Sam Jones
65: Deddy - Chris Webber
66: nufan - Dikembe Mutombo
67: nufan - Connie Hawkins
68: Deddy - Willis Reid
69: C#4 - Tiny Archibald
70: Stewie - Robert Horry
71: Boshtrich - Penny Hardaway
72: Footypie - Drazen Petrovic

Coach Draft:
1: Boshtrich - Red Auberach
2: nufan - Phil Jackson
3: Deddy - Jerry Sloan
4: Footypie - Chuck Daly
5: C#4 - Gregg Popovich
6: Stewie -

Announcer Draft:
1: Stewie - Marv Albert
2: C#4 - Kevin Harlan
3: nufan - Hubie Brown
4: Deddy - Steve Kerr
5: Footypie -
6: Boshtrich - Walt Frazier

Spine Chiller Supremes Footypie32

PG: Gary Payton
SG: Michael Jordan
SF: Elgin Baylor
PF: Tim Duncan
C: Patrick Ewing
Bob Cousy
Dirk Nowitzki
Grant Hill
Alonzo Mourning
Joe Dumars
Chris Mullin
Drazin Petrovic

Burger Kings BoshtrichBurger

PG: Isiah Thomas
SG: Clyde Drexler
SF: Julius Erving
PF: Elvin Hayes
C: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Wes Unseld
Walt Frazier
Artis Glimore
Adrian Dantley
Earl Monroe
Paul Arizin
Penny Hardaway

Boshtrich Likers stewie griffen

PG: Magic Johnson
SG: John Havlicek
SF: LeBron James
PF: Karl Malone
C: Shaquille O'Neal
George Gervin
Bob McAdoo
Steve Nash
Kevin McHale
Bernard King
Allen Iverson
Robert Horry

Bob's Burgers Crow number four

PG: John Stockton
SG: Jerry West
SF: Scottie Pippen
PF: Bob Petitt
C: Wilt Chamberlain
David Robinson
Jason Kidd
Ray Allen
Billy Cunningham
Kevin Durant
Sam Jones
Tiny Archibald

The Lousianimals Deddy

PG: Oscar Robertson
SG: Kobe Bryant
SF: Dominique Wilkins
PF: Kevin Garnett
C: Hakeem Olajuwon
Reggie Miller
Dennis Rodman
James Worthy
Chris Paul
Robert Parish
Chris Webber
Willis Reid

Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches nufan

PG: Mark Jackson
SG: 'Pistol Pete Maravich
SF: Larry Bird
PF: Bill Russell
C: Moses Malone
Rick Barry
Charles Barkley
Nate Thurmond
Dennis Johnson
Alex English
Dikembe Mutumbo
Connie Hawkins

 

[Danger in Texas]

Here is the players eligible list (top 200 players ever according to SLAM)

1. Michael Jordan - Spine Chiller Supremes
2. Wilt Chamberlain - Bob's Burgers
3. Bill Russell - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
4. Shaquille O'Neal - Boshtrich Likers
5. Oscar Robertson - The Lousianimals
6. Magic Johnson - Boshtrich Likers
7. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar - Burger Kings
8. Tim Duncan - Spine Chiller Supremes
9. Larry Bird - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
10. Kobe Bryant - The Lousianimals
11. Jerry West - Bob's Burgers
12. Elgin Baylor - Spine Chiller Supremes
13. Hakeem Olajuwon - The Lousianimals
14. Bob Pettit - Bob's Burgers
15. Moses Malone - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
16. Julius Erving - Burger Kings
17. John Havlicek - Boshtrich Likers
18. Karl Malone - Boshtrich Likers
19. Isaiah Thomas - Burger Kings
20. Charles Barkley - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
21. Rick Barry - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
22. John Stockton - Bob's Burgers
23. Elvin Hayes - Burger Kings
24. Bob Cousy - Spine Chiller Supremes
25. David Robinson - Bob's Burgers
26. Kevin McHale - Boshtrich Likers
27. Scottie Pippen - Bob's Burgers
28. Jason Kidd - Bob's Burgers
29. George Mikan
30. Kevin Garnett - The Lousianimals
31. LeBron James - Boshtrich Likers
32. Willis Reed - The Lousianimals
33. Wes Unseld - Burger Kings
34. Nate Thurmond - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
35. Dolph Schayes
36. Walt Frazier - Burger Kings
37. Patrick Ewing - Spine Chiller Supremes
38. Jerry Lucas
39. Gary Payton - Spine Chiller Supremes
40. Allen Iverson - Boshtrich Likers
41. Billy Cunningham - Bob's Burgers
42. Clyde Drexler - Burger Kings
43. Dominique Wilkins - The Lousianimals
44. Dave Cowens
45. George Gervin - Boshtrich Likers
46. Bob McAdoo - Boshtrich Likers
47. Earl Monroe - Burger Kings
48. Dennis Rodman - The Lousianimals
49. Dwyane Wade
50. Steve Nash - Boshtrich Likers
51. Walt Bellamy
52. Tiny Archibald - Bob's Burgers
53. Dennis Johnson - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
54. Reggie Miller - The Lousianimals
55. Dirk Nowitzki - Spine Chiller Supremes
56. Connie Hawkins - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
57. Dave Bing
58. James Worthy - The Lousianimals
59. Hal Greer
60. Pete Maravich - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
61. Jack Twyman
62. Bob Lanier
63. David Thompson
64. Joe Fulks
65. Sam Jones - Bob's Burgers
66. Gus Johnson
67. Robert Parish - The Lousianimals
68. Tommy Heinsohn
69. Bernard King - Boshtrich Likers
70. Bill Sharman
71. Paul Arizin - Burger Kings
72. Lenny Wilkens
73. Alonzo Mourning - Spine Chiller Supremes
74. Bill Walton
75. Neil Johnston
76. Dave DeBusschere
77. Paul Pierce
78. Joe Dumars - Spin Chiller Supremes
79. Ray Allen - Bob's Burgers
80. Chris Webber - The Lousianimals
81. Ed Macauley
82. Alex English - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
83. Adrian Dantley - Burger Kings
84. Artis Gilmore - Burger Kings
85. Cliff Hagan
86. Dwight Howard
87. Tim Hardaway
88. Chris Mullin - Spine Chiller Supremes
89. Mitch Richmond
90. Sidney Moncrief
91. Bobby Dandridge
92. Bob Love
93. Jim Pollard
94. Spencer Haywood
95. Dikembe Mutombo - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
96. Pau Gasol
97. Tracy McGrady
98. Grant Hill - Spine Chiller Supremes
99. Vince Carter
100. Buck Williams

You are allowed to pick 11 players from this list and one player that is not on this list.

Mark Jackson - Stewie Griffen's Boshtriches
Chris Paul - The Lousianimals
Kevin Durant - Bob's Burgers
Robert Horry - Boshtrich Likers
Penny Hardaway - Burger Kings
Drazen Petrovic - Spine Chiller Supremes

 

[Messenger]

Um, we did his about 3-4 months ago.

 

[nufan]

We're also still waiting on Chadwiko or any mod (or super mod) to re open the polls on the current day roster draft.

Didnt you win that last draft Messenger ?

 

[Messenger]

I did win it. Why do we need to reopen them when we have an ideal result

 

[Danger in Texas]

Anyway, should we do this or not?

Didn't realise you did it a few months back, but I really like the concept.

 

[peternorth]

i create controversy by picking magic at number 2. haters here hated on my pick. pretty low picking on mr hiv.

anyway OP, carry on.

 

[Footypie32]

I guess I'll play. How many people do we need to get this going?

 

[Danger in Texas]

We've got four, so two more to make six.

Also need team names from you.

 

[Footypie32]

Footypie"s team: The Spine-chiller Supremes!

 

[jod23]

Been there done it. I drafted Jordan and didnt win. I call bullshit.

Oh and Slam magazine is ******ed. Shaq before Magic, Bird and Kareem. Duncan before Bird? WTF??

 

[Danger in Texas]

Been there done it. I drafted Jordan and didnt win. I call bullshit.

Oh and Slam magazine is ******ed. Shaq before Magic, Bird and Kareem. Duncan before Bird? WTF??

Yeah, I agree that the top 20 is, in the words of Durantula, 'messed up', but the actual top 100 players is pretty accurate.

Oh, and Reggie didn't win the vote, even though he had Mike, Akeem AND Stockton.

 

[jod23]

In reality though, votes or not, you'd always back the team Jordan was on. Because, well, he is Michael Jordan. The GOAT and he refuses to lose.

I liked the top 100. Pretty accurate. But the top 20 was a ****ing mess. Shaq before Magic, Bird and Kareem was actually ridiculous. Shaq is a dominant player, won 4 rings but for his size and power was always an average rebounder and shot blocker. Kareem won 6 MVP's!!! Magic and Bird breathed life into the NBA and are respectively the GOAT's in their position. Just no. Shaq is top 10. But probably 9th or 10th.

Oh and Duncan before Bird is just ******ed. Duncan was great, won 4 titles and plays mechanical, effective basketball. But Bird was a freak, an insane competitor who could do almost anything on a basketball court. Duncan should be top 15-20. Not in any way, shape or form above the great Larry Bird.

Other grips... Hill to low and behind T-Mac? Lolz... at his best Hill was a freak.

Reggie Miller way too high and in front of blokes like Worthy, Walton, Dirk, Pistol??

 

[JP Sauce]

We're also still waiting on Chadwiko or any mod (or super mod) to re open the polls on the current day roster draft.

Didnt you win that last draft Messenger ?

I did win it. Why do we need to reopen them when we have an ideal result

You may have won the pointless poll, but I believe the O-Gasms won the fantasy championship!

 

[JP Sauce]

Also this was fun but I'm too busy to do it again.

And I probably should give someone else a chance to win it.

 

[Messenger]

You may have won the pointless poll, but I believe the O-Gasms won the fantasy championship!

Pshaw! You won a subjective simulation.

I won the hearts of the board!

 

[JP Sauce]

Pshaw! You won a subjective simulation.

I won the hearts of the board!

Yeah but we all know that the masses are stupid.

 

[peternorth]

In reality though, votes or not, you'd always back the team Jordan was on. Because, well, he is Michael Jordan. The GOAT and he refuses to lose.

except when he did lose.

I won the hearts of the board!

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I'll be apart of this! Missed out on the last one...

 

[JP Sauce]

I'll be apart of this! Missed out on the last one...

I'll be your adviser - taking credit if you succeed and blaming you if you fail.

 

[nufan]

Hans Moleman has not been seen since your win. An alias perhaps?

 

[JP Sauce]

Hans Moleman has not been seen since your win. An alias perhaps?

Haha no way. A single one of his posts was more effort than I've put into my 3000+ combined.

The man is missed though, he was a genius.

Where are you hans moleman?

 

[jod23]

except when he did lose.

Never lost in the NBA Finals.

 

[hans moleman]

Hans Moleman has not been seen since your win. An alias perhaps?

Haha no way. A single one of his posts was more effort than I've put into my 3000+ combined.

The man is missed though, he was a genius.

Where are you hans moleman?

Still around, just don't post often.
Cheers for the kind words though...I agree, I am a genius


* logs out and logs back in as JPSauce

 

[Danger in Texas]

One more and we can start, guys.