Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
You’re so old that you’re still not ready for 2000 mate.
Classic ND riposte. Up there with all his other zingers which did not rate mentions in the manangatang media awards.
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You’re so old that you’re still not ready for 2000 mate.
Classic ND riposte. Up there with all his other zingers which did not rate mentions in the manangatang media awards.
Maybe Morongatang is just a shitty judge?
I was going to tell you to stick your fact check up your arse, but I’m a martyr for truth (and take joy in the below opportunity)...Maybe Morongatang is just a shitty judge?
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I was going to tell you to stick your fact check up your arse, but I’m a martyr for truth (and take joy in the below opportunity)...
FACT CHECK RESULT: PARTIALLY CORRECT
Let’s get the incorrect part out of the way first. As of the 1st January just past, it is no longer 2019.
Now the fun part. Can ND blow whoever he likes?
Consent is incredibly important here. Be it another human, a cheese sandwich, a bot or a horse, every entity has the right to say ‘no’ and have this be respected. Sure, getting consent from a cheese sandwich may be a bit tedious and a buzzkill, but it’s imperative to do so before ******* it.
For the sake of this exercise, we must assume mutual consent and clearly defined boundaries. Safe words can help.
We must also consider set legal frameworks before we even broach any societal norms. Sexual relations (including ‘blowing’) are prohibited between adult humans and specific entities, including (but certainly not limited to) the aforementioned horse.
Let’s also assume that ND himself has the luxury of choice over all the legally ‘blowable’ things. Assume that a cheese sandwich would not rebuff his advances.
With these caveats out of the way, it’s conceivable that ND could in fact ‘blow’ any legal, consenting entity he would like.
Should or can we judge him for who or what he chooses to blow? Sure, but it doesn’t reduce his basic right to choice.
It's taken 5 and a 1/2 years but you've actually posted something somewhat funny.
Keep trying sport, I may eventually crack one day.As opposed to posting the same repetitive, inane drivel that spews forth from your keyboard.
Pot, meet kettle.
The Half Back and disappearing mid-season.Elton Johns Wig and a reactionary media thread based on a few posts or a PM, name a more iconic duo.
Yeah, campaignerry refuses to play their best ruck in their position. That or testy is afraid to face me.Hmmn.
Different topic. Am way too lazy to plough through the detritus of the Metrognomes v Bumpkins thread. Anything of interest there?
Yeah, campaignerry refuses to play their best ruck in their position. That or testy is afraid to face me.
You're drunk, go home.Wow. Such a shame to see an idol of mine in EJW get so thoroughly owned. You hate to see it happen.
All hail the king of the knockout blow, ND!
#cookedIt's taken and a 1years bayou've actually postedsomething somewhat funnKeep trying sport, I may eventually crack one daThe Quarter Groin and disapp mid-morning eatin duck in the sink
#cookedIs it the sticky keys that make it so hard to take your finger off the delete button before the end of a sentence or is your typing wand in need of replacing?
ND, you logged into the wrong account.Wow. Such a shame to see an idol of mine in EJW get so thoroughly owned. You hate to see it happen.
All hail the king of the knockout blow, ND!
I've never seen someone go to so much effort to not make sense.
No effort at all really.ND, you logged into the wrong account.
I've never seen someone go to so much effort to not make sense.
Way to blow my cover.ND, you logged into the wrong account.
I've never seen someone go to so much effort to not make sense.
I knew it.Way to blow my cover.
I was the alt all along!I knew it.