Need Carlton Represenative for 08 Mock Draft

[buddymania]

If anyone wants to take carltons spot in a 2008 mock draft click on the link and write your name down

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503976

 

[Sublime]

Not again.

One more time and i think i might go on a stabbing spree.

 

[thylacine60]

Not again.

One more time and i think i might go on a stabbing spree.

$100 if you stab me first. You do have the Priority Stabbing Program?

 

[Sublime]

Depends where you want me to stab you. Prices range from $5 to $200 for the deluxe random stabbing where you get a selection of the finest all in a package deal.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Depends where you want me to stab you. Prices range from $5 to $200 for the deluxe random stabbing where you get a selection of the finest all in a package deal.

Wait a second ... it's not one of those deals where I would have to time share my stabbing with a bunch of other people and can only choose two dates in the cold winter months where my blood doesn't flow as freely ... is it?

 

[thylacine60]

Wait a second ... it's not one of those deals where I would have to time share my stabbing with a bunch of other people and can only choose two dates in the cold winter months where my blood doesn't flow as freely ... is it?

Bloody good point. Hate what they hide in the fine print. I signed up for a monthly mob beating with some overseas mob only to find out I had to pay a premium if I wanted fractures or internal injuries. FCUUUUK!!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

You know ... forget the whole thing. I will stick with my regular stabber. Every 4th stabbing is free and I get these frequent stabee points and almost have enough to buy a Cuisinart.

 

[BlueYoss]

Bloody good point. Hate what they hide in the fine print. I signed up for a monthly mob beating with some overseas mob only to find out I had to pay a premium if I wanted fractures or internal injuries. FCUUUUK!!

To avoid getting screwed like that you should always check to ensure the corporation's registered head office is in Nigeria

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

i was having a bad day, u boys cracked me up... thanks...lol

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

And never ever sign up at one of those tables in a shopping centre. They bump up the price and force you to sign so they will clear the path when you are running to the toilet. I find I am now the father of a malnourished panda with Aids whose entire bamboo stash was wiped out in a hurricane. $500 a month for animal college and bean shoots is daylight robbery if you ask me. Damn pandas, I reckon they are a protected species sometimes.

 

[Sublime]

Hey Hey, with every dozen stabbings i throw in a free* set of steak knives... inserted in the limb of your choice.



























*After 12 monthly payments of $9.99

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

But I want more ....

what if I pay by credit card in the next 5 minutes?

 

[BlueYoss]

But I want more ....

what if I pay by credit card in the next 5 minutes?

Then I'll throw in a free circumcision on Mel Brooks' patented device...

 

[Sublime]

And never ever sign up at one of those tables in a shopping centre. They bump up the price and force you to sign so they will clear the path when you are running to the toilet. I find I am now the father of a malnourished panda with Aids whose entire bamboo stash was wiped out in a hurricane. $500 a month for animal college and bean shoots is daylight robbery if you ask me. Damn pandas, I reckon they are a protected species sometimes.

Ooh animal college, sounds all fancy like. Wait a minute...

Its just like going to college in Australia... i knew it! What a jib! I knew the $500 went towards goon bags.

 

[Sublime]

But I want more ....

what if I pay by credit card in the next 5 minutes?

Come on, i'm a wog i only deal in cash. Don't want the tax people knowing whats going on.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Ooh animal college, sounds all fancy like. Wait a minute...

Its just like going to college in Australia... i knew it! What a jib! I knew the $500 went towards goon bags.

wtf??? That's my son ... err panda. If that little bastard has been ripping me off, there will be hell to pay. It's not all as black and white as you think it is sometimes.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Come on, i'm a wog i only deal in cash. Don't want the tax people knowing whats going on.

Fine. But if I slip you an extra $100, can you concrete my back yard?

 

[Sublime]

Fine. But if I slip you an extra $100, can you concrete my back yard?

For another $100 i'll concrete your front yard too.

If you happen to have a staircase, for a little extra i'll get my cousin to come and marble it up for you, perhaps even the belustrade too.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

For another $100 i'll concrete your front yard too.

If you happen to have a staircase, for a little extra i'll get my cousin to come and marble it up for you, perhaps even the belustrade too.

Now you're talking. How much for some garish statues on my fence posts?

 

[JezBlues]

If anyone wants to take carltons spot in a 2008 mock draft click on the link and write your name down

Back to what the thread was meant for there's 3 spots open in a trade and draft game Carlton, Freo and Melbourne and we want those 3 spots to be filled by 7:00 tonight so get in quick

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503401http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503401

 

[Sublime]

Now you're talking. How much for some garish statues on my fence posts?

Unfortunately i can't help you there, but how about some Home Decor supplied by my brothers girlfriends old man? Its super close to Princes Park so you could drop in for a browse whenever you happen to be down at the club next time? In the meantime i can show you this to whet your appetite until you can make it down into the showroom.

[YOUTUBE]6ZUVd9NMM_k[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Sublime]

Back to what the thread was meant for there's 3 spots open in a trade and draft game Carlton, Freo and Melbourne and we want those 3 spots to be filled by 7:00 tonight so get in quick

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503401

ODN, can you card him for trolling this thread? Its completely off topic.

 

[Cruiser23]

Why do the pointless threads (title wise) always turn out to be the best read?

 

[thylacine60]

Back to what the thread was meant for there's 3 spots open in a trade and draft game Carlton, Freo and Melbourne and we want those 3 spots to be filled by 7:00 tonight so get in quick

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503401

WTF is this all about?

 

[bLuEbOy1984]

ODN, can you card him for trolling this thread? Its completely off topic.

hahahahahahaha