nescafe basketball ad - he did it!

[sawf]

i think that the bloke who is in the nescafe advert on tv who fixes the kids broken basketball hoop is in fact guilty of the crime itself, rather than a kind hearted samaritan. when he first notices the broken hoop downstairs as he has his morning coffee his expression indicates an 'oh **** thats right i remember getting home now' guilt. my theory is he came home full of p1ss, trashed the hoop in a drunken rage before passing out. hes woken up with a blank memory only refreshed by the sight of the destroyed apparatus, and endeavours to repair the damage to ease the suffering of his own post inebriated anxiety. he is therefore not the sensitive hero he is made out to be. converesly he is a drunken womanising vandal driven mad by his hatred of himself and his inability to control his own life.
well thats my theory anyway.

 

[dees*gal]

lmao... each to their own...

 

[carlyp]

I like it!

 

[Ron]

 

[Rusty Brookes]

Why didn't that guy knock down the ring and put up some goal posts? Teach those kids what real sport is all about

 

[Captain Random]

I'm waiting for the ad when the bedhead falls off the post and brains some snotnosed kid and his parents sue coffee boy for a million bucks.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Cant say i took that much notice... it was a bed head?

 

[happy_in_hell]

Originally posted by carneagles
I'm waiting for the ad when the bedhead falls off the post and brains some snotnosed kid and his parents sue coffee boy for a million bucks.

Who then counter-sues the carpenter who built the bed-head!

 

[BluesBabe666]

Someone should just sue Nescafe for corny ads.

 

[happy_in_hell]

Has anyone here had a brainwave after drinking a coffee?

 

[BluesBabe666]

Hmm.. well i dont drink coffee, so.... guess that means no. My brainwaves normally occur in the middle of the night...

 

[Catman]

Originally posted by sawf
i think that the bloke who is in the nescafe advert on tv who fixes the kids broken basketball hoop is in fact guilty of the crime itself, rather than a kind hearted samaritan. when he first notices the broken hoop downstairs as he has his morning coffee his expression indicates an 'oh **** thats right i remember getting home now' guilt. my theory is he came home full of p1ss, trashed the hoop in a drunken rage before passing out. hes woken up with a blank memory only refreshed by the sight of the destroyed apparatus, and endeavours to repair the damage to ease the suffering of his own post inebriated anxiety. he is therefore not the sensitive hero he is made out to be. converesly he is a drunken womanising vandal driven mad by his hatred of himself and his inability to control his own life.
well thats my theory anyway.

That is a classic.

 

[carlyp]

Originally posted by BluesBabe666
Hmm.. well i dont drink coffee, so.... guess that means no. My brainwaves normally occur in the middle of the night...

Hey I get them then too BB666. Do u have to get up and write it out when you do get them too?