Strategy New Team Rule

If your name is Mayne, Brown, Broomhead, Thomas or any of our so called “forwards” who can’t kick over a jam tin... and you take a mark inside 50m; feign injury.

I don’t care if it means you can’t return to the game, you sell that injury like you’re Daniel Day Lewis.

We’re kicking 2 goals a half, a chance at a goal is worth more than your output for the rest of the match anyway.

Take your mark, clutch your leg, take your cart ride to the boundary and consider it a job well done.
 
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