newcastle united

[philthy]

what do the toons need to do to turn their season around

 

[tige19]

We need a new Attacking Midfielder someone who is capable of scoring goals and we need a strong and steady Full back.
SBR needs to start to spend some money or we are gonna be in strife.
We alos need to play our players in the righ positions, Viana needs to start in the middle on the left next to JJ with Robert and a altering between Bowyer and Nobby on the right.
Bellamy needs to be more consitant or he will be sold.
Down back i think we have to get rid of our safety hazard (Bernard) and also im not to keen on Andy O'brian. Titus has got to start to deliver or he will need to be shiped out, Gary Speed needs to give more drive when playing in the midfield because someone with his experience is vital in our side.

Things wont turn around overnight but they need to turn around very quickly or we could be struggling to even get a UEFA spot next season.

cheers

 

[daicos4ever]

What he said.

Two things can happen on Saturday. We can give Everton an absolute thrashing or we can lose again and our season will really be in the sh*tter. Personally I think the international break came at just the right time.

 

[David Votoupal]

You won't find it easy against us, not when we've got Rooney and McFadden on the back of scoring in Euro 2004 qualifiers.

 

[Yabba]

a defence, dyer, jenas, speed, viana, solano, robert, bowyer. good midfield. Shearer, bellamy, ameobi. good attack. bramble, bernard, griffen, hughes, o'brien = all **** one defender = woodgate he cant do it by himself.

newcastle concede crap goals not ones that are unstopable

 

[CarterS]

We need confidence, the defenders to pull their heads in and for Bellamy to keep out of trouble.

 

[moomba]

Newcastle need three defenders, another good midfielder and unless Bellamy startsd playing again someone that can complement Shearer.

They really have to start looking at a replacement for Shearer in the next year or so, because his value to the side IMO is the difference between top 4 and mid to lower end of the table.

Moomba

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by moomba
They really have to start looking at a replacement for Shearer in the next year or so, because his value to the side IMO is the difference between top 4 and mid to lower end of the table.

Fair call, but I'm buggered to think of anybody who can have the same impact on the team as Al has had at any of his clubs. A van Nistlerooy or Henry, but how often do they come around?

 

[Weaver]

Newcastle need a change of rules so that they play the game with an extra ball. The way it is now there isn't enough to go around with Robert, Dyer, Bellamy and co all trying to do it solo and refusing to pass to each other.

 

[tige19]

Originally posted by Weaver
Newcastle need a change of rules so that they play the game with an extra ball. The way it is now there isn't enough to go around with Robert, Dyer, Bellamy and co all trying to do it solo and refusing to pass to each other.

You probably have no idea

 

[tribey]

As dyertribe the plastic geordie, I'll answer the question and remedy our problems in 5 easy steps:

1. Get rid of Dyer, Bellamy and Robert for as much lucre as possible.

Dyer: Over-rated hack. Can't score. Can't pass. Can run loads though - that'll win us some silverware for the first time since that Armstrong geezer kicked the moon!

Bellamy: Perennial crock with too many off-field distractions to boot. We should've flogged him to United when we had the chance, same as Kieron.

Robert: Piece of sh|t plain and simple. Typical arrogant Gallic **** who's only in it for himself. Final straw was when the prick TOOK HIS BOOTS OFF before the penalty shootout with Partizan at SJP.
9.5 million squid and one of the best left feet in the business and he bottles out of the moment completely.

2. For christ's sake buy a holding midfielder worth a damn.

Man United have Keane, Butt, Djemba Djemba and Kleberson
Arsenal have Vieira and Gilberto
Liverpool have Hamann and Gerrard
Chelsea have Makelele and Petit

Newcastle United have Speed and Acuna. See a problem in continuity here?

People p|ss on us for having a leaky defence - wonder why?!! Who the hell is protecting the back 4 and choking off the opposition's midfield flow? An old Welshman and hot feet Kieron.

Oh hooray. **** me!

3. Buy a REAL centrehalf to stand alongside Woody

O'Brien, Bramble and Stevie Caldwell aren't good enough. Simple.

4. Buy some fullbacks

Hughes is a utility who hasn't gone on with it after being rated as one of the best rightbacks in the league.

Griff is an honest goer nothing more.

Bernard's best is world class - we see it maybe 5 times a season - the rest of the time he's mediocre and error-prone.

5. Stop alienating those who might help us, Bobby!

Lua Lua is an excitement machine who should be playing instead of rotting in the reserves all because he legged it to the Congo to see his dying grandma 12 months ago. He's got more talent and technical ability than almost anyone else in the squad and will probably leave on a Bosman or hand in a transfer request ASAP.

Ah well... there's always Shola right?

Nikos Dabizas was our most experienced centrehalf and our best after Woody... should we try to forge a partnership between the classy young Englishman and the solid Greek? **** no! Let's freeze Nikos out and slap Woody alongside Crapster Bramble or Crapster O'Brien.

Good one Bobby!


If anyone here disagrees with any of the above - you are wrong.