Nice Crows Supporter

[portentous]

Next thing you'll be telling me I have to wear shoes and underwear too. Tough mob at the crows.....

BTW I'm a Ford chick.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

There's a line there with the teeth, but I ain't going there!!

Yes it's beanies off, teeth in, showers everyday and chardonnay in glasses (OMG!!) for you from now on young lady.

Oh and by the way, the HQ Premier with mags on the back only will have to go, it just doesn't cut it in the leafier suburbs my dear.

Also buy yourself a set of knitting needles and some wool. Learn to clap politely from time to time, lose that loud voice and forget most of what you know about the intricacies of the game.

 

[macca23]

Next thing you'll be telling me I have to wear shoes and underwear too. Tough mob at the crows.....

BTW I'm a Ford chick.

No problems with not wearing shoes or underwear.

But you MUST learn to love Holden!!

 

[Markthirtytwo]

BTW I'm a Ford chick.

Power supporter and now a blue oval fan . Get into the red team.

 

[jmorg1]

How many people here bother visiting the Port Power website? It's amazing how much interest Port Power supporters have in the Crows while most Crows supporters couldn't give a hoot what the drunks, rapists and criminals are up to.

 

[*PAF]

Talking about stereotyping supporters of teams, I thought it was appropriate to post this latest news flash.


Ferrari Fires Pit Crew



The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Port Adelaide.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Port Adelaide area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower.

That did the rounds at my work as a Collingwood one.

 

[macca23]

That did the rounds at my work as a Collingwood one.

I'm sure it did PAF, but you know the old saying "birds of a feather......."

 

[*PAF]

I'm sure it did PAF, but you know the old saying "birds of a feather......."

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for..... At the crew's first practice session, the Port Adelaide pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the shower

If you want to see the shower ones, it'll cost you a couple of slabs of home brew.

 

[- PC -]

chardonnay in glasses (OMG!!) .

Now now AFC you must make a distinction between champagne glasses and vegemite ones