Mega Thread Non-Freo AFL Discussion 2026

[Cam Payne]

If I were to ever consider a career as an AFL footballer, I would first make sure my name is not Max King.

 

[gaskin]

If I were to ever consider a career as an AFL footballer, I would first make sure my name is not Max King.

Would you legally change Max to Far?

 

[Cam Payne]

Would you legally change Max to Far?

Far King injured again. Has a nice ring to it.

 

[Hamann188]

Far King injured again. Has a nice ring to it.

I wonder if there's a forgotten brother, Wayne, we haven't heard about yet.

 

[Big Animal]

I wonder if there's a forgotten brother, Wayne, we haven't heard about yet.

never made it out of the locker room

 

[Taylor]

I wonder if there's a forgotten brother, Wayne, we haven't heard about yet.

In the closet with the belt.

 

[Hamann188]

never made it out of the locker room

 

[Hamann188]

In the closet with the belt.

 

[Purple_Turtle]

TBH between King and McCartin it's tough to tell how much of St Kilda's woes are shit luck versus shit management.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Ivan Soldo

13

Ivan Soldo

Age

30

Ht

204cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

24.2

5star

D

7.3

2star

K

3.1

1star

HB

4.1

3star

CL

2.4

4star

HO

23.0

5star

D

6.4

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.4

3star

CL

1.6

4star

HO

21.4

5star

ACL and out for the season. Port fans probably rejoicing.

 

[go_the_dockers]

Ivan Soldo ACL and out for the season. Port fans probably rejoicing.

May as well retire Nd move back to Melbourne.

Won't get another contract

 

[serial_thrilla]

May as well retire Nd move back to Melbourne.

Won't get another contract

His wife will be happy.

 

[fnerd]

His wife will be happy.

lol. … for a few minutes….

but then when big Ivan’s relegated to only trundling around in the vfl somewhere whilst she continues to rack up the subscribers/promos as an Insta “kweeeen” can see things heading south very quickly in that relationship .

All before the inevitable “going their seperate ways “ statement is issued and she’s suddenly jetting off O/S with some techbro/social media multi millionaire type.

 

[freo84]

lol. … for a few minutes….

but then when big Ivan’s relegated to only trundling around in the vfl somewhere whilst she continues to rack up the subscribers/promos as an Insta “kweeeen” can see things heading south very quickly in that relationship .

All before the inevitable “going their seperate ways “ statement is issued and she’s suddenly jetting off O/S with some techbro/social media multi millionaire type.

 

[Cam Payne]

lol. … for a few minutes….

but then when big Ivan’s relegated to only trundling around in the vfl somewhere whilst she continues to rack up the subscribers/promos as an Insta “kweeeen” can see things heading south very quickly in that relationship .

All before the inevitable “going their seperate ways “ statement is issued and she’s suddenly jetting off O/S with some techbro/social media multi millionaire type.

Most likely Dubai me old chocolate, Dubai.

 

[mike91]

Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

injured at GWS intraclub. Potential serious leg injury. Wow

GWS Head of football Jason McCartney

Jason Mccartney

Age

52

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

0.6

3star

says the club is hoping for the best, but fearing the worse of an ACL injury.
“We are hoping for the best, but fearing for the worst regarding a suspected ACL injury,” McCartney said.

 

[go_the_dockers]

 

[dexter_]

Attempting to knock your captain out in an intra club might not the smartest move...

 

[Taylor]

It wouldn't be the first time a player has been suspended in an intraclub.

 

[Ge3ks]

Gross checking on Duggan "You got knocked the f**k out!"

 

[Jezzitizle]

Attempting to knock your captain out in an intra club might not the smartest move...

To be fair to Gross, I can certainly understand the temptation.

Maybe he is trying to get to Freo.

 

[go_the_dockers]

Another good start for Eagles

 

[go_the_dockers]

Hopefully he misses round 1 as well. At worst he will be under done

 

[Quay Club]

Another good start for Eagles

That boy Cooper Duff-Tytler is going to be a star.

He is another basketball convert and moves very well for a tall, similar to Dogga.

He is a great pick up for them if someone doesn't knock him out at training!

​

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Hopefully he misses round 1 as well. At worst he will be under done

I always hate to see the best players injured, but it definitely helps our chances in R1 if he's not there.