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Hi Everyone, thought I'd share this podcast we do weekly, usually a round recap but we have a bunch of fun episodes in the archives on the best coaches/players of the afl era and some other silly stuff!

It is hosted by a Saints fan and the two panel members are crazy Collingwood disciples but we try to give all clubs a bit of love yes even you Subway Suns

This weeks episode Rollercoaster of Love (a round 10 recap) is available on Apple and Spotify, hopefully this link works!

Thanks


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Hi everyone,

League of Losers (a round 11 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple Podcasts now, we start the pod with a bit of an homage to Dimma Hardwick and some of our favourite memories of him as a coach before getting into a bumper round recap.

Enjoy!

League of Losers ( a round 11 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Long Live King Kenny (a round 12 recap) is up on Apple Podcast and Spotify now, this week is an all Pie NLT crew as we are joined by good friend Dozer who helps host this weeks show. While it was a shortened round there were some real fun games and crucial wins for teams fighting it out for finals that we discuss.

Enjoy!

Long Live King Kenny (a round 12 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Blood in the Gutters of Lyon Street (a round 13 recap) is now available on Spotify and Apple podcast, and yeah spoiler alert we discuss the situation Carlton find themselves in, also a bit of love for the Hawks and Saints, a perennial contender's business is closed and Richie Buckets tries to comfort eat an entire birthday cake after watching the Pies Dees belter at the G

Enjoy!

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Hi everyone,

The power of One (a round 14 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple Podcasts now, we discuss how scary Port are after going full Spinal Tap with their 11th win in a row, give a bit of love to the career of Trent Cotchin

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Trent Cotchin

Age

34

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.4

5star

K

13.8

5star

HB

9.5

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

5.2

5star

D

19.0

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

9.5

5star

M

2.7

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

3.5

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.0

3star

, and we give an inventory of all our silly player nicknames we've been rolling with the last couple of years haha

Enjoy!


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Hi everyone,

Disaster Narrowly Averted (a round 16 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple Podcasts now, we discuss Murray's psychological breakdown watching his beloved Saints barely fall over the line against the Eagles and why you should always, always celebrate a W!
We also talk about the huuuuge Dan Houston

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Dan Houston

Age

26

Ht

186cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.0

5star

MG

289.2

4star

D

17.6

4star

K

11.6

4star

HB

6.0

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.4

4star

MG

319.9

5star

D

16.6

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.2

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

MG

279.8

5star

bomb to win an absolute cracking game of footy, Pies putting a beatdown on the Subway Suns, and anoint GWS the 'party crashers 2023 edition' champions.

Enjoy!

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Hi everyone,

Too Clever For Your Own Good (a round 17 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple Podcasts now, there were some fun games and big milestones for a few champions that we discuss this week, during the Swans Tigers recap we start a game of Who Better? LEGENDS EDITION between Buddy and Dusty and quickly realise this needs a stand alone podcast, they're just too legendary.

I'll also just note that King Melksham is BACK and everyone needs to clear out of the F50 and let him beast

Enjoy!

Too Clever For Your Own Good (a round 17 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Bow down to the King (a round 18 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple podcasts now, we discuss the epic, GOTY contender between Melbourne and Brisbane that ended with the King yes that's right King Melk burning the whole damn house down with two clutch goals to seal the win.

Blues flexing, Cats stalking, Doggies business-closing, Dew sacking, its all here folks!

Enjoy!

Bow down to the King (a Round 18 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Clutch City (a round 19 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple podcasts now, with Richie stranded in Adelaide Muzz and The Bone jump into a bumper episode with Bone recounting the trip to Adelaide to watch live the instant classic Pies Port game before discussing the Tigers great escape, Bevos broken hand, an Adelaide full forward version of Who better? featuring Tex vs Modra, and a special surprise guest as Muzz's dad grabs a mic and gets into the Saints North fever-dream-graveyard-shift game and his thoughts on the Ratten v Roo 'free physio' beef

Enjoy!


Clutch City (a round 19 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Good for Football(a round 20 recap) is up on Spotify and Apple Podcasts now, after the highest of highs last week Richie and the Bone are coming down, discussing the Blues big 6th win on the bounce and how Voss haunts Richie Buckets' nightmares, Toby going full Toby and forcing the re-opening of The Orange Tsunamis business, the disrespected Saints, Max Gawn

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Max Gawn

Age

32

Ht

209cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.7

4star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

35.3

5star

D

18.5

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

7.0

4star

CL

3.5

4star

HO

29.2

5star

D

8.4

3star

K

3.6

2star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

15.6

5star

having another huge solo performance, the Crows Port derby and more.

Also we recorded the pod before Buddy announced his retirement so we kinda speculate a little on what may happen, but we will do a Legends Series at some point to deep dive into Buddy and other great modern players careers.

Enjoy!

Good for Football (a round 20 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

So its been a pretty busy few weeks for all members of the NLT pod and this season is slowly creeping towards the business end, we've been a bit slack getting episodes up but we're back in the groove with The Heart Wants What it Wants (a round 22 recap), Muzz and The Bone go through a superb round of footy featuring TRAC vs ARC, Brad Close Vs The Carpark and the sad case of Tim English the Fullback.

Enjoy!


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Hi everyone,

I Want That Smoke (a round 23 recap) is available now, we discuss the screw job in Adelaide and if Gillon with the good hair McLachlan will do anything about it or if he's been quiet quitting for months now!
Also give some love to a couple of retiring club champions Zeibell and Riewoldt, Hulk Hogans big game against the free-falling Bombers, Charlie going full Buddy against the Suns, Dogs fumbling the ball and the joy from Saints fans after clinching a finals spot under the Ross the Finals Boss.

Enjoy!

I Want That Smoke (a round 23 recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

New episode Nightmares on Wax/Liam Picken

Liam Picken

Age

37

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.6

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.6

4star

K

4.6

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

5.6

5star

G

0.2

3star

All-Stars is up now, the gang attempt to hold themselves accountable for all their pre-season predictions good and bad, and Richie Buckets lawyers his way out of a rather stupid bet.
Also we select our Liam Picken

Liam Picken

Age

37

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.6

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.6

4star

K

4.6

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

5.6

5star

G

0.2

3star

All-Stars for 2023, there's a lot of rules for this one and most of them end up being broken but its a lot of fun and gives some love to the lesser known players in the AFL.

Enjoy!

Nightmares on Wax 2023 Edition/Liam Picken

Liam Picken

Age

37

Ht

184cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

9.1

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.6

5star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.6

4star

K

4.6

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

5.6

5star

G

0.2

3star

All-Stars

 

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Hi everyone,
Prosecco in the Gutters of Lyon St (a week 1 finals recap) is available now, the boys recorded this very late Saturday night so apologies for some of the delirious ranting but hey that's what happens in the witching hour.
Ghost teams, "footy acts", big big sounds and a big scary lion lurking up there in the north, it's that time of year people finals time lets go!

Enjoy!

Prosecco in the Gutters of Lygon Street (a week 1 finals recap)

 

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Hi everyone,
Double Tap (a week 2 finals recap) is up now, Bone and Richie Buckets start off by honoring a coupe of legends who sadly passed this weekend in Ron Barassi and Kevin “Cowboy” Neale.
Then they jump into all the action from week 2 of the AFL finals including Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

23

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

and Tom Greene going full super Saiyan, the ramifications of going out in straight sets and all the trauma surrounding Collingwood with the remaining teams.

Enjoy!


Double Tap (a week 2 finals recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Well, here we are, Waiting by the Gates (a week 3 finals recap) for real, and in this episode Bone and Richie Buckets discuss the heart-stopper prelim between Pies and GWS, and how excited/nervous/scared/ they are for GF week. They also break down the Lions steadying the ship after being punked in the first qtr against the gallant Blues.

Enjoy!

Waiting by the Gates (a week 3 finals recap)

 

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Hi everyone,

Through the Gates (a grand final recap) is available now, and fair notice if you don't want to hear 2 Collingwood fans absolutely delirious with joy then this one isn't for you!! What a wild ride its been.

Thanks to everyone who's supported this life-raft podcast of ours, we will do a final episode this year for the Class of 2023, the retired legends going out in that Hilux one final time.

Enjoy!

Through the Gates (a grand final recap)