Food, Drink & Dining Out Nuts

[Billy ray]

Rank your top 10 nuts in order of taste (cost is not a factor. And no legume v nut debate)

For me:

1 Pistachio
2 Cashew
3 Macadamia
4 Brazil
5 Pecan
6 Peanut
7 Almond
8 Walnut
9 Chestnut
10 Hazelnut

 

[Cruyff14]

What do you have if you have nuts on your wall? Walnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

 

[craigos]

What do you have if you have nuts on your wall? Walnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

You'll be a fine father with jokes like this.

 

[Cruyff14]

You'll be a fine father with jokes like this.

Hahaha thank you sir!

 

[Richard Cranium]

Almonds then daylight.

 

[Forward Press]

What do you have if you have nuts on your wall? Walnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you have if you have nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

 

[Gameova_]

Rank your top 10 nuts in order of taste (cost is not a factor. And no legume v nut debate)

For me:

1 Pistachio
2 Cashew
3 Macadamia
4 Brazil
5 Pecan
6 Peanut
7 Almond
8 Walnut
9 Chestnut
10 Hazelnut

Bro which nuts contain the most iron??

 

[DickieKnee]

I eat a handful of raw almonds daily for a healthy diet. But if I'm having a beer on a weekend salted peanuts and cashews are my go to.

 

[Billy ray]

Bro which nuts contain the most iron??

Pistachio?

 

[Caesar]

And no legume v nut debate

What about drupes? I feel strongly that pecans, almonds and walnuts should be excluded from this discussion

 

[the_interloper]

I walked into the local pub the other day and the bartender said "hey mate you've got a steering wheel down your pants"

And I said "yeah, it's driving me nuts!"

 

[Engimal v3]

It's the humble peanut for me

 

[Caesar]

I used to regularly see a van driving around for health food delivery service called "Nuts to You"

always gave me a chuckle

 

[Gough]

Nut milk is not what it was ten years ago either.

 

[Mofra]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but glad wrap.

The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"

 

[PT Bar None]

Seen a few cnuts around today.


Also, aren't Brazils technically seeds?

 

[ChampRevesby]

Almonds then daylight.

Just make sure they aren't the bitter ones.

 

[getthefooty]

Walnuts for me.

 

[Mofra]

Pistachio, macadamia and cashew are the big three.
Everything else you can throw a blanket over. Maybe pecans fourth.

 

[Billy ray]

you know what they call Brazil nuts in Brazil?


nuts

 

[the_interloper]

you know what they call Brazil nuts in Brazil?


nuts

I saw a restaurant in Kyoto which was called "Japanese Restaurant", true story

 

[DickieKnee]

I asked an Irish guy I worked with wether they have Irish theme pubs in Ireland.

 

[Mofra]

I'm going to go to Beijing and open an "everywhere else" town

 

[Richard Cranium]

Just make sure they aren't the bitter ones.

Normally they're the ones coated in chocolate.

 

[ChampRevesby]

Normally they're the ones coated in chocolate.

Love choc coated peanuts myself.
My comment however was referring to the fact that bitter almonds contain hydrogen cyanide which can be fatal even in small quantities.