Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Kram]

What is this, i dont even.

Apparently one way to relax your mouth is hold you tongue between your teeth. but idk i dont like that.

I do it when I get emotion, like exited or angry.

 

[Shell]

BOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Shell]

I do it when I get emotion, like exited or angry.

Oh rly...


Oh jesus wouldnt wanna be a lady friend with you while you're.....


You know what im sayin D

 

[Duritz]

BOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Baby doll I’m running a bath right now, am going to soak and relax. You’ll need someone else to entertain you.

 

[Shell]

That reminds me- god I ******* hate places with no baths.

WHERES YA ******* BATH thats what i say to the real estate agent.

 

[Shell]

A life without a bath- no thank you.

Imagine showers all day every day, piss off.

 

[GeelongFTW]

dont think ive had a bath in my life.

 

[Duritz]

That reminds me- god I ******* hate places with no baths.

WHERES YA ******* BATH thats what i say to the real estate agent.

I love a good bath. I think I was Roman in a past life. I think I was a centurion. Biggus Dickus I believe I was called.

 

[Duritz]

dont think ive had a bath in my life.

Then you must be inbred swine.

 

[Shell]

I love a good bath. I think I was Roman in a past life. I think I was a centurion. Biggus Dickus I believe I was called.

Lol, i dont think you were called that.

More like Littulus Penus

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Then you must be inbred swine.

Tasmanian

 

[Shell]

Baths are the best. Bubble bath + a magazine or good book, esp after work, when all is quiet.

Bliss.

 

[Duritz]

Lol, i dont think you were called that.

More like Littulus Penus

That was my neighbour, but you got the wording slightly incorrect. “Phallus Minutaie” he was called.

 

[Shell]

Baths are the best. Bubble bath + a magazine or good book, esp after work, when all is quiet.

Bliss.

Amirite Mr phantom13

 

[phantom13]

Amirite Mr phantom13

Give me a bubble bath with some Epsom salts or radox, cup of chamomile and honey tea and soak my worries away, absolute bliss (says the 30 year old tatted up gym junkie)

 

[Shell]

Give me a bubble bath with some Epsom salts or radox, cup of chamomile and honey tea and soak my worries away, absolute bliss (says the 30 year old tatted up gym junkie)

Lol geeze you serious?! At least have a beer or go the wine.

Lol tea, you big sissy.

 

[Kram]

dont think ive had a bath in my life.

Englishman?

 

[phantom13]

Lol geeze you serious?! At least have a beer or go the wine.

Lol tea, you big sissy.

Pretty much the only time I drink tea is in the bath.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Give me a bubble bath with some Epsom salts or radox, cup of chamomile and honey tea and soak my worries away, absolute bliss (says the 30 year old tatted up gym junkie)

Man card is requested thanks.

 

[Duritz]

Lol geeze you serious?! At least have a beer or go the wine.

Lol tea, you big sissy.

I was shaking my head reading his gay af post. Ffs.









Says me from the bath.

 

[phantom13]

Man card is requested thanks.

I know youre taking the piss but this man card garbage is such a crock. Drink whisky, played footy, got tatts oh you don't wear socks with your slack, man card thanks. Whatever.

 

[Duritz]

Pretty much the only time I drink tea is in the bath.

Essendon supporters enjoy consuming the bath water once completed. It makes them feel closer to His Holiness Sir James.

 

[Shell]

Englishman?

Excuse me.

The English have one bath a week, get it right.

 

[phantom13]

Pretty sure everyone has had a bath, I don’t have a kid but you don’t shower a new born... do you?

 

[Hello Kitty]

No the flat side up you dumarse .

Hahahaha!

*Snerk* Drink sprayed everywhere

So what's the point of doing them flat side up? It's that they're beautiful old bricks, with lovely patina?