Official All-Star Weekend Thread

[Karl Pilkington]

Dirk- the effeminate Euro who likes chocolate.

Pau Gasol- The kid who smells and comes from public housing. he is always asking for some of other people's lunches.

My first high school was 80% Pau's and my second was 95% Yao's.

I ****ing hated high school.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Brandon Roy - similar to CP3

 

[peternorth]

Tony Parker - the annoying sidekick to Tim Duncan who idolises him a little too much, bordering on homosex.

you mean like justin langer to steve waugh? you can see dizzy asking if he can have a go at carrying waugh, but langer is hell bent on getting as close to his bum as possible

Kevin Durant - going to go all 'Chinese Monash Commerce Student' on us - never eventuated).

MONASH REPRESENT!!!!!!!!

Dirk- the effeminate Euro who likes chocolate.

 

[mdc]

MONASH REPRESENT!!!!!!!!

UMelb 4 life, mofo.

And yeah, Roy/Paul really are very similar character-wise, though Paul's a fair bit more vocal.

 

[peternorth]

UMelb 4 life, mofo.

And yeah, Roy/Paul really are very similar character-wise, though Paul's a fair bit more vocal.

Monash killings 1
Melbourne U killings 0

 

[mdc]

Melbourne squatters: several.
Monash squatters: none.

Oh, and our Vice-Chancellor is straight gangsta:

 

[peternorth]

Melbourne squatters: several.
Monash squatters: none.

Oh, and our Vice-Chancellor is straight gangsta:

lol. when i was at monash there was a tent city erected in protest of student fees (i think). the place was full of tree huggers who didnt shower for months.

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Swinburne uini, whut whut, keepin it ghetto

 

[Cruiser23]

Brandon Roy - similar to CP3

Speaking of Roy similar to CP3.

Chris Paul: "Shaq. He demands the most attention out of anybody. I don't care who it is, LeBron, Kobe, it doesn't matter. Shaq's been doing this forever."

"You'd want to be Shaq for a day or forever?" I asked him.

"Just for a day," CP3 said back. "I like my life."

Brandon Roy: "Shaq. When he's in a room people just flock to him. Just watching him walk around, everybody wants to be around him. The way he carries himself, the way he plays. I'd just want to be him for like a day."

 

[Karl Pilkington]

Speaking of Roy similar to CP3.

That article was gold - I loved Shaq's asnwer.

 

[chrisjie]

Josh Smith's 'other' dunk from 2005. Everyone remembers the KMart dunk. But this is just insane. Watch the baseline replay..in slowmo...that is just ****ing better than anything I saw this year.

[youtube]2zIKaKfoAEE[/youtube]

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

I have now decided that after every make or helper I dish out, I'll do the shimmy just like Handles Franklin.

 

[Rocco_S]

Like a "If the NBA All-Star game was a High School" thread?

Duncan for School President and Captain of the Basketball Team.

CP3 the upstart year 10 genius kid who is more popular than most of the year 12's.

LBJ, Kobe, Shaq, Dwight the goofbal jocks who think they're the coolest guys in school but get mocked regularly.

Joe Johnson, Rashard Lewis, David West, Allen Iverson the actual cool guys who spend most of their time smoking reefer, playing ball and mocking the jocks.

Devin Harris, the playa who scores with chicks way above his average.

....

Dwyane Wade would be like Preston off She's All That. Has party's at his house every week. Including party's with just the cheerleaders. Eddy Curry; not on the basketball team, but the weird gay guy trying to go to Wades party's.