OFFICIAL " what's the etiquette ? " thread

[NSWCROW]

I go to the chip shop , place my order , pay first.......then go out for a smoke.
Is that rude ??
I mean , **** standing there like a stunned mullet for 5 , maybe 10 mins starin at the menu like a ****wit ??

What's the protocol ??




Add your own , lads

 

[Alex99]

No not rude at all.

Especially in summer when it’s like 50 degrees inside the shop with the ovens going. I will order, pay and then go wait outside or piss off to the DVD store and come back in 5.

In winter if it cold and raining outside I may hold off paying but if they ask I will pay first and take a seat.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Reading magazines if they're there is the appropriate ettiquete for waiting for fish and chips.

Order
Pay
Sit
Read magazines
Collect Food
Eat

That's the etiquette

 

[Seanason]

playing pinball.

 

[AC07]

playing pinball.

$2 3 games

 

[raikkonen]

I thought everyone left the fish and chip shop while they waited!!! Its the way I did it when I went with the old man to get fish and chips from about age 4, walk to the video (DVD now) store and pick up some movies, or to the supermarket to pick up milk...

Oh, and ALWAYS go in barefeet. Bogan style.

 

[jo172]

Where can i view the UNOFFICIAL " what's the etiquette ? " thread (sic)?

 

[NSWCROW]

Where can i view the UNOFFICIAL " what's the etiquette ? " thread (sic)?

DUNNO ?? Maybe you can start one

 

[Markthirtytwo]

I break all the rules by ringing first, ordering and by the time I get there it's ready.

 

[that_dood]

I break all the rules by ringing first, ordering and by the time I get there it's ready.

I think the Mods should read this. That is a blatant disregard to the procedure!!!

 

[betterthanu]

I order then either go to the supermarket to get drink or go chill in my car for 10 minutes listening to music. Better than the people working there trying to start some bullshit conversation with me. Dont talk to me, COOK MY FOOD.

 

[RooDog]

I break all the rules by ringing first, ordering and by the time I get there it's ready.

i ate people like you! i always think i was clearly before them and then they just waltz up and pick up there food!! and then i think to myself ill do that next time but never actually remember too!!

 

[NSWCROW]

Okay next scenario -


You're at WOOLIES in the EXPRESS line , mind you , and the clown in front of you pulls out the card and fartarses around for 5 minutes

Do you sigh loudly , roll the eyes and jiggle the bunch of coins in your hand as if to say " Why don't you carry CASH , you soft on ?? " ,
or are you meant to just SUCK IT UP ??

 

[betterthanu]

Start a fight, holding the people up behind you in the process.

 

[jo172]

Okay next scenario -


You're at WOOLIES in the EXPRESS line , mind you , and the clown in front of you pulls out the card and fartarses around for 5 minutes

Do you sigh loudly , roll the eyes and jiggle the bunch of coins in your hand as if to say " Why don't you carry CASH , you soft on ?? " ,
or are you meant to just SUCK IT UP ??

It's by far worse when the ****er has more than the appropriate amount of groceries, that one really ****s me off ...

Next scenario. People using random words in capitals on internet forums when they carry no particular significance ...

 

[raikkonen]

Okay next scenario -


You're at WOOLIES in the EXPRESS line , mind you , and the clown in front of you pulls out the card and fartarses around for 5 minutes

Do you sigh loudly , roll the eyes and jiggle the bunch of coins in your hand as if to say " Why don't you carry CASH , you soft on ?? " ,
or are you meant to just SUCK IT UP ??

Definately roll the eyes. Its an express line, meaning not many items should be purchased, usually max. 12. And the credit card, OMG it is my ultimate pet hate...especially when someone is only buying a bottle of water....paying for it buy credit?? Seriously, its pathetic.

Express line should be <8 items, and cash only. Hence making it an...EXPRESS line, for those who want in and out in a hurry.

And you definately do the whole, roll your eyes thing

 

[Smoooothy]

I break all the rules by ringing first, ordering and by the time I get there it's ready.

i have a wife for that

 

[NSWCROW]

It's by far worse when the ****er has more than the appropriate amount of groceries, that one really ****s me off ...

Next scenario. People using random words in capitals on internet forums when they carry no particular significance ...

NEXT scenario - What to do when SOMEONE who OBVIOUSLY has a STICK up her ARSE and on TWO separate OCCASIONS tries to PUNK YOU OUT in a TOTALLY innocent thread ???

Do you FIRE BACK with BOTH BARRELS ( and run the risk of ANOTHER red card ) or do you let them try to SODOMIZE you in front of the rest of the BOARD ??

Aren't you that SILLY BITCH who i clashed with on the BB07 thread last year ??

You're not related to RL , are you JO ??