What the heck? Oh Wayne ... snortle

[The 747]

A common expression lol

You learn something every day

 

[Upstart Swan]

The footy ace — who has been in more than his share of hot water over the years — simply stripped off and posed a most crude question.


“Who wants to be first to f... the (rhyming nickname deleted)?”

Frankly I'm a bit surprised Michael Tuck would do something like this.

 

[Psi-Roos]

“Who wants to be first to f... the (rhyming nickname deleted)?”

He might be a loose unit but at least he has a solid catchphrase.

 

[Maurice Mitchell]

the new friends got straight down to business as other guests mingled.

I guess one of the minglers has a big mouth. And I presume phones get handed in.

Probably tell I don’t move in these circles.

 

[FrankGrimes]

Paid female guests…

 

[ChesterTreasure]

From the HS... not hard to guess who the footballer is! Incredible that they can print this, which tells me they are 100% certain that it actually occurred as they describe.

“Who wants to be first to f... the (rhyming nickname deleted)?”​

 

[kriles76]

Frankly I'm a bit surprised Michael Tuck would do something like this.

Tucky was a plumber from memory. Perhaps he was checking out the plumbing.

 

[Billy ray]

Tucky was a plumber from memory. Perhaps he was checking out the plumbing.

i usually skip that part

 

[sobrave]

Lol why even bother being coy about the name?

Can't believe Ben Rutten would do this.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Tucky was a plumber from memory. Perhaps he was checking out the plumbing.

Just cleaning out the pipes

 

[PT Bar None]

From the HS... not hard to guess who the footballer is! Incredible that they can print this, which tells me they are 100% certain that it actually occurred as they describe.

Star’s penthouse club debauchery​

What do you get when you mix a party-loving footy great, two friendly ladies and a jacuzzi?

Well, if you’ve got any sense, what you get are quality cleaning products for the tub.

Word has reached Deadline of one free-and-easy get-together in an opulent apartment complex hosted by a successful real estate agent.

The land rat owns a penthouse in the inner-city building and recently decided to hold a bit of a shindig with a few select individuals, one of them a footballer known for his abiding love of a good time.

The player did some socialising but soon spotted a couple of paid female guests relaxing in the bubbles and made a beeline to that area.

Now this bloke is not regarded as one of Melbourne’s great romantics so nobody who knows him would be too shocked at what we’re told happened next.

The footy ace — who has been in more than his share of hot water over the years — simply stripped off and posed a most crude question.


“Who wants to be first to f... the (rhyming nickname deleted)?”

A reliable source tells us one of the women answered in the affirmative and the new friends got straight down to business as other guests mingled.

Did somebody say White King?

Isn't this a super old story? I'm sure I heard it years ago. Maybe even heard it here? Might be in the first volume "Rumours from someone you trust" thread?

 

[Black Panther]

Carey is making a return to the media with his own podcast, The Truth Hurts

Looking forward to the Kellie Stevens dunny ep

 

[Altum Volantes]

Poor old Wayne, consigned to the world of unheard Podcasts with the likes of Sam Newman, Don Scott and Rex Hunt.

It’s the footy media equivalent of screaming into the void basically.

 

[The_Steadier]

Poor old Wayne, consigned to the world of unheard Podcasts with the likes of Sam Newman, Don Scott and Rex Hunt.

It’s the footy media equivalent of screaming into the void basically.

No doubt he'll start spouting something inflammatory just to try and get some attention.

Poor bloke will need a lot of his special medicine on hand to cope.

 

[Quinz]

Finally, access to the real and relatable everyday thoughts of Wayne 'The King' Carey. Me and the other in the dunce confederation have been waiting eagerly for this.

 

[SuperMal]

Not subtle but I do like the description of a real estate agent as a "land rat". Haven't heard that before, it works well.

Popular John Clarke and Ross Stevenson term.

 

[CrazyJoeFevola]

Well, I guess all is forgiven then Wayne, who could ever get over such a trauma.

 

[Kappa]

Wasn't he going to sue Crown because he was completely innocent? What happened to that?

 

[Beerfish]

Wasn't he going to sue Crown because he was completely innocent? What happened to that?

I thought I read somewhere it had quietly been dropped. I thought it was earlier in this thread but I can't see it there so I may have made it up.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Who cares if he had a bag of cocaine? That's his personal business.

 

[The_Steadier]

Who cares if he had a bag of cocaine?

Umm... society.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Umm... society.

Oh no, society is upset . He doesn't play anymore , he can do what he wants.

 

[SuperMal]

Oh no, society is upset . He doesn't play anymore , he can do what he wants.

There’s an element of public trust that goes into granting the accolades that footballers or any sportsperson accept, and which provide an income most of us can only dream of.

Its not unreasonable to feel disappointed or even angry that the ‘public image’ which attracted our respect/idolisation/appreciation was a charade.

He might not want our ‘appreciation’...but he sure cashed in on it.

Whilst I agree Carey has been more ‘public’ about his failings than many...his continual denials mock us all - and I for one am enjoying watching him go up in flames....I have no time for liars and misogynists.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

There’s an element of public trust that goes into granting the accolades that footballers or any sportsperson accept, and which provide an income most of us can only dream of.

Its not unreasonable to feel disappointed or even angry that the ‘public image’ which attracted our respect/idolisation/appreciation was a charade.

He might not want our ‘appreciation’...but he sure cashed in on it.

Whilst I agree Carey has been more ‘public’ about his failings than many...his continual denials mock us all - and I for one am enjoying watching him go up in flames....I have no time for liars and misogynists.

I wouldn't say he's a misogynist at all. I don't think he's made that much money either. For one of the games top 3 players ever, he doesn't get much respect.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Who cares if he had a bag of cocaine? That's his personal business stash.

Fixed.