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[JUBJUB]

Man cuts off penis, eats it

13jul03

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

Herald-Sun

 

[Docker_Brat]

All too common an occurrence in recent times.

 

[Nic]

I mean,

All too common an occurance? Just where do you live?!?

 

[mantis]

Must have been some strong **** he took, to manage to do that to himself.

 

[brampta]

Lorena Bobbitt has a lot to answer for

 

[Mooster7]

The drugs altered his mind worse than you think. Apparently he drank it down with a sweet white wine. According to Ms. Manners, a dry red is clearly called for when eating ****.

He was hungry an hour later, but rubbed his stomache and found himself full again.

No, I'm not remotely done. I also read that....

BANG!


......whump.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Christ, it's Comedy Central in here today.

Voices in the head were more fun in our day.

 

[Monster Joe]

Originally posted by JUBJUB
Man cuts off penis, eats it

13jul03

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

Well, they do say we are what we eat...

 

[Destructive]

That just goes to prove that -

"Drugs are bad, mmmmkay"

 

[RooMatera]

Confusing.
If he didn't know he ate it until it started bleeding, how does he know he ate it?

He just forget he ate it? Not something i'd forget.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Why would he want to do a stupid thing like that?

 

[TheBloods]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Why would he want to do a stupid thing like that?

Read the article properly...

"ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself"

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
Read the article properly...

"ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself"

Answer my question.

 

[gerling]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Answer my question.

Brickwall.

 

[otaku]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Answer my question.

maybe the drug caused his intelligence to temporarily fall as low as yours. Thus causing him to do the most rediculous things imaginable.

 

[Mr X]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Answer my question.

Learn to read

 

[TheBloods]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Answer my question.

You can lead an umpire to a free kick but you can't make it give the right decision...

 

[Yianni]

Originally posted by otaku
maybe the drug caused his intelligence to temporarily fall as low as yours. Thus causing him to do the most rediculous things imaginable.

Dude, I'm on your side and all, but really! If you're going to go someone for being of low intelligence, you really should make sure you spell all the words in your post correctly.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by NMWBloods
You can lead an umpire to a free kick but you can't make it give the right decision...

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Mr X
Learn to read

(Duh) It is my answer to the thread after I read the article......
Listen I have already read it. Why don't you get off my back and pick on somebody your own size.

 

[Mr Q]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Answer my question.

hallucinatory pills

 

[otaku]

Originally posted by Yianni
Dude, I'm on your side and all, but really! If you're going to go someone for being of low intelligence, you really should make sure you spell all the words in your post correctly.

the need for perfect spelling in a post is an indicator of someone who is unable to progress beyond the boundary of their own limitations and comprehend the true meaning behind someone else's ideas.

or, it cuold be that i just ****ed up

 

[tashibatts]

That is disgusting.

Suzi, your question was answered.

The question wasn't worth asking, it says in the article why the bloke done it.

Go Roos