Paris Hilton - Jail bird

[markstaners]

You seriously think being in prison is comparable to being paid to make an idiot of yourself while being followed around by cameramen? Being locked in a 3x4m room with another person at night, shared toilet and shower facilities, crap food and the distain of the general population meaning she's likely to be fairly isolated will be nothing like any crap reality TV series.


You have an image of her going on a summer holiday camp. It's an actual prison and she'll have to wear prison clothes, eat prison food, likely share a cell, share shower and toilet facilities and being locked in her cell at night.


She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Fining her a million is the equivalent of fining the average person $500 or so. It's a smack on the wrist that won't have any effect upon her behaviour at all.

For a bloody start she isn't sharing a cell fact! She wont be sharing showers or exercising with other prisoners fact!. This is my exact point what's the point of it when she wont endure a true prison experience.

Her parents are maybe worth quite a bit, but she would probably only have around 20-30 million US. A large number in anyones book but when expensive cars etc get taken away it might have an impact.

 

[Crosby87]

If she doesn't get beaten at least once before she leaves, I'll be disappointed.

Harsh, but meh...

 

[wazzabp]

I'll volunteer to do her cavity search!

 

[Crosby87]

You'd probably catch the plague, or something.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Her parents are maybe worth quite a bit, but she would probably only have around 20-30 million US. A large number in anyones book but when expensive cars etc get taken away it might have an impact.

****ing hell you are so stupid, its still jail, and taking her car away is a slap on the wrist, its worth peanuts to her.

 

[JUBJUB]

Does Paris need a new co-host for the next series of The Simple Life ?
Here's a candidate

Lindsay Lohan's latest screw-up

Coming soon to ch7 The Simple Life : Prison Break

 

[Punt_Road_Roar]

Hiltons dad rings up Arnie and rants about how his daughter is being unfairly treated and threatens to hire the biggest defence lawyer in the world. Arnie turns to his staff and yells: "GET TO THE COPPER!" whereby they proceed to the impound lot where Arnie says "Let's take Hiltons car, she won't be needing it." They then drive to the lawyer’s office where he's just getting off the phone to Hilton snr, and he starts waving some contract around that will get her off on a technicality. Arnie faces off against the smug ******** and says: "I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god damn spine!" He then force feeds the contract to him and punches him so hard in the guts that he is paralysed from the waist down. He leaves but not before turning one last time to say “I’ll be back.” They then go down to the jail house where Paris is crying in her hands, and when she looks up with all her make up streaming down her faces Arnie says: “You are one ugly mother****er” which makes her cry even harder to which Arnie responds: “Don’t be socialite girly boy”. Then goes back to his office to eat a prime cut of rare rump steak, and ponder what he’s going to do to the lawyer wen h goes back, here by, once again making the world safe for cute buck toothed children, kittens and sunshine.

THE END.

Am i the only one who tried to read that in an Arnie Voice?

 

[arakaan]

love Jack Nicholson reaction. About the same as mine.

couldn't happen to a nicer person.

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[johnnyhoward]

Absolutely shits me what a big story this is Stupid ****, it's only 23 days FFS!