PETA

[Osho]

I've tried beating it, ive tried bribing it with larvae, but I still can't get my pet carp to fetch me a beer from the fridge. Slave my arse

ROAR!
And show me a cat that doesn't run the household!

 

[Saucery]

You just can't make this shit up.

Pennsylvania governor spurns Peta’s offer to replace Punxsutawney Phil with cake on Groundhog Day

Animal rights group suggested replacing the famous marmot with vegan cake to forecast the end of winter

www.theguardian.com

In honor of PETA I think we should rename the 'Western Bulldogs' as the 'Western Vegan Tea Cakes'.