Players Nicknames

[Kahuna_202]

Just curious to see what nicknames people have for some the players.
Theres the normal ones, like:
Johncock - Stiffy
Mcleod - Macca/Bunji
Goodwin - Goody
Etc.
What are some of your nicknames and maybe a reason why it is that. Can be one of them or something completely different.
Would like to get a full list going of all the players nicknames.

 

[Mr Crow!]

Whilst this is not Crows;

Last year whilst watching the Grand Final with mates, one drunken bloke kept calling Quentin Lynch Sh!t-truck... and it has stuck ever since with me.

Every time I see Lynch with the ball, I yell at the TV Sh!t-truck!

 

[PsyCrow23]

perrie - Pez
McGregor - McDudda (one of my mates said that way back when he started & it stuck)
Gill - Gilly (same last name as me and thats what I get called)
Doughty - doubt-him
Shirley - Shirley Temple
Stevens - fukn stevens (lol)
Jericho - mini modra
Hentchel - richard

yeah some are pretty random

 

[crowman_23]

Perrie - Sarge
Rutten - Truck
Doughty- Dogga
Van Berlo- VB
Burton - Birdman
Hentschel- Trent Potential

Rex Hunt calls McGregor the Unmade Bed and Bock, Bock Choy.

 

[Geoffa32]

Porplesia....Porpoise

 

[baaaallllll]

Whilst this is not Crows;

Last year whilst watching the Grand Final with mates, one drunken bloke kept calling Quentin Lynch Sh!t-truck... and it has stuck ever since with me.

Every time I see Lynch with the ball, I yell at the TV Sh!t-truck!

That is funny... well shit does stick mate.

 

[BlackDouglas]

Hentchel - richard

 

[LFCisME]

Ricciuto - Roo
Burton - Birdman
Rutten - Truck
Bassett - Fred
Johncock - Stiffy
McLeod - Macca
Reilly - mini bickley
Gill - Gilly Gilly
Perrie - Sarge
Goodwin - Goody
Porplyzia - The Porp
Van Berlo - VB
Thompson - Hot Stuff
And my Fav - Biglands - Patrick (Coz he looks so much like Patrick Swayze)

 

[IddyBiddy]

The MX in Melbs reported last month on some funny AFL names, James Sellar's nickname is seemly Door.

 

[Truck Rutten]

Scott Thompson - Calves
Kris Massie - The Mass, Kristiaan, The Swede, The Prototype, The Exemplar
Nick Gill - Emu

 

[Adelaide Crow]

1. Nick Gill - Emu, Gilly
2. John Meeson - Meese
3. Kris Massie - Mass, Chopper
4. Kurt Tippett -
5. Scott Thompson - Thommo
6. Johnathan Griffin - Griff
7. Nathan Van Berlo - VB, Forrest
8. Nathan Bassett - Freddie, Hound Dog
9. Tyson Edwards - Zooma
10. Matthew Bode - Krusty
11. Michael Doughty - Dogga
12. Robert Shirley - Moose
13. Ben Hudson - Huddo (Leaving?)
14. David MacKay -
15. Jason Torney - JT
16. Ken McGregor - Kenny, Killer (Leaving)
17. Scott Welsh - Welshy, Warnie
18. Graham Johncock - Stiffy
19. Darren Pfeiffer
20. Ivan Maric - Mazza
21. Chirs Knights - Knighter
22. Ian Perrie - Sarge
23. Andrew McLeod - Macca, Bunji
24. Brett Burton - Birdman
25. Ben Rutten - Truck
26. Richard Douglas - Dougie
27. Scott Stevens - Stevo
28. Bernie Vince -
29. James Sellar -
30. Luke Jericho - Jezza
31. Bryce Cambpell - Soup?
32. Mark Riccuito - Roo (Retired)
33. Brent Reilly - Radar
35. Rhett Biglands - Biggles
36. Simon Goodwin - Goody
37. Trent Hentschel - Rowdy
38. John Hinge - Door
39. Martin Mattner - Marty
40. Jason Porplyzia - Porps, Porscha
41. James Turner -
42. Rhys Archard - (Quit)
43. Andrew McIntyre
44. Nathan Bock - Bocky, Choy
45. Greg Gallman -

 

[Geoffa32]

Gee, Dougie and Goody is original...there nicknames you have when you dont have a nickname...


Bit like Geoffa LOL

 

[NikkiNoo]

Added others that I know in Blue

1. Nick Gill - Emu, Gilly
2. John Meeson - Meese
3. Kris Massie - Mass, Chopper
4. Kurt Tippett - KT
5. Scott Thompson - Thommo
6. Johnathan Griffin - Griff, Giraffe, Griffatron
7. Nathan Van Berlo - VB, Forrest, GOD
8. Nathan Bassett - Freddie, Hound Dog
9. Tyson Edwards - Zooma, Phoon
10. Matthew Bode - Krusty, Bodey
11. Michael Doughty - Dogga
12. Robert Shirley - Moose, Shirls
13. Ben Hudson - Huddo (Leaving?)
14. David MacKay -
15. Jason Torney - JT, Torns
16. Ken McGregor - Kenny, Killer (Leaving), Grug or Kenny the Sheep (you had to be at the Melbourne Auction dinner in 2005, Kenny does a mean sheep impression)
17. Scott Welsh - Welshy, Warnie
18. Graham Johncock - Stiffy
19. Darren Pfeiffer
20. Ivan Maric - Mazza, Mad Maric, Eevarn the Terrible
21. Chirs Knights - Knighter
22. Ian Perrie - Sarge
23. Andrew McLeod - Macca, Bunji
24. Brett Burton - Birdman, Birdbrain
25. Ben Rutten - Truck
26. Richard Douglas - Dougie
27. Scott Stevens - Stevo
28. Bernie Vince - Weekends
29. James Sellar - Door
30. Luke Jericho - Jezza, Walls
31. Bryce Cambpell - Soup?
32. Mark Riccuito - Roo (Retired)
33. Brent Reilly - Radar
35. Rhett Biglands - Biggles, Dirty dancer
36. Simon Goodwin - Goody
37. Trent Hentschel - Rowdy Potential
38. John Hinge - Door
39. Martin Mattner - Marty
40. Jason Porplyzia - Porps, Porscha, Needles
41. James Turner -
42. Rhys Archard - (Quit)
43. Andrew McIntyre -
44. Nathan Bock - Bocky, Choy, Chicken Man
45. Greg Gallman -

My favourite nickname for a past crows player would have to be Two Dads in reference to Ormand-Allen

 

[postmanpat]

robert shirley - mum and dad

 

[Eggzoi]

I've had Ol' Rubber Chest for Perrie for a fair while.
Thompson is ALWAYS referred to as Scotty T.

 

[cocka]

Burton - FIGJAM or Vardy

 

[Stiffy_18]

I reckon Needles is by far the best of the lot

 

[NikkiNoo]

I reckon Needles is by far the best of the lot

and he was a little surprised that I knew that nickname and the reason behind it

Needless to say he wanted to know how I knew, just told him Adelaide is a small town

 

[Stiffy_18]

and he was a little surprised that I knew that nickname and the reason behind it

Needless to say he wanted to know how I knew, just told him Adelaide is a small town

I guess he didn't hear Bodster's interview on 5AA a couple of days later after it happened

 

[NikkiNoo]

I guess he didn't hear Bodster's interview on 5AA a couple of days later after it happened

I can't imagine too many players actually listening to KG and Cornsey, can you?

 

[Eggzoi]

Care to refresh our memories you two?

 

[RoosterLad]

Gallman = Bladder

 

[NikkiNoo]

'Needles' in his first acupunture session at the club fainted.

The boys have dubbed him needles ever since

 

[reCOGnise]

whats with bernie vinces name weekends?

haha

Rhys Archard called him flemzy on facebook, not sure if is a goer or not

 

[jo172]

whats with bernie vinces name weekends?

The movie weekend at Bernies

I call both Bernie Vince and Robert Shirley Smithy.

I figure they both need a sirname