Think Tank Plonkers in the AFL you really dislike but everyone else loves (for some reason)

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Elmer_Judd might disagree though… then later say that he would charge a machine gun nest barehanded if his country asked nicely

Yeah that’d be ballsy AsF. Get the Victoria Cross for heroic stuff like that.

Everyone would like to say they’d be a Chad and do it but **** me I’ve played enough Call of Duty to know it myself. Also growing up with Rambo qualifies me.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No, but nobody mentioned onions in the first place

Elmer_Judd might disagree though… then later say that he would charge a machine gun nest barehanded if his country asked nicely

Least I am not a proven draft dodger like Loi Richards.

 

[Laphroaig]

The part where that’s not what you said in your first post

You are a first class knob.

I would SO like to place "this guy" among a bunch of soldiers, past or present.

Might be hard to find him though (as it is on the footy field when the hard stuff needs doing). He'd be around the back of the mess tent getting the piss punched out of him for being such a knob.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Least I am not a proven draft dodger like Loi Richards.

Poetic justice that Collingwoood were unable to win a flag in the war years...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Least I am not a proven draft dodger like Loi Richards.

Nah, you just call dead diggers cowards and big note yourself about what you "would have" done

You are a first class knob.

Congrats, you got your obligatory reacharound from MAXIPAD and CRAPPY go yell at some clouds now

Poetic justice that Collingwoood were unable to win a flag in the war years...

And supreme irony that Melbourne and Carlton won 3 war flags each - but Collingwood are the 'draft dodgers'

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Congrats, you got your obligatory reacharound from MAXIPAD and CRAPPY

Well it was a pretty funny smackdown. Surely even you could appreciate how you dug your own hole there, Digger..?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well it was a pretty funny smackdown. Surely even you could appreciate how you dug your own hole there, Digger..?

You LOL when someone says 'you'd have to take your shoes off to count above 10' so don't try to pretend it's about funny smackdowns #dadjokes

 

[Tiger2709]

No, but nobody mentioned onions in the first place

Elmer_Judd might disagree though… then later say that he would charge a machine gun nest barehanded if his country asked nicely

Well nobody but you "especially if you include your “onion on my belt” anecdote "?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well nobody but you "especially if you include your “onion on my belt” anecdote "?

It's an allegory for your incoherent Abe Simpson ramblings, old man - do try to keep up

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Nah, you just call dead diggers cowards and big note yourself about what you "would have" done




Congrats, you got your obligatory reacharound from MAXIPAD and CRAPPY go yell at some clouds now




And supreme irony that Melbourne and Carlton won 3 war flags each - but Collingwood are the 'draft dodgers'

Why are you going into bat for the Diggers and the Army so hard? A group of blokes who would have had you turfed out and shunned based on your orientation and an organisation who you legally weren't allowed to be a part of until 1992.

Why do you care who like whose posts? Are you feeling left out.

It's incredible that we still managed to threepeat during WW2 despite us and Richmond being the teams most decimated by the wars.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Why are you going into bat for the Diggers and the Army so hard?

Reading comprehension not your strong suit? Calling Elmer a DH isn't going "into" bat for anyone

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Reading comprehension not your strong suit? Calling Elmer a DH isn't going "into" bat for anyone

You officially conforming that your orientation is the same as your captain's then ?

LOL

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Reading comprehension not your strong suit? Calling Elmer a DH isn't going "into" bat for anyone

That's not what you said in your first post

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You officially conforming that your orientation is the same as your captain's then ?

LOL

You officially confirming that your view on homosexuality is the same as MAXIPAD’s?

That's not what you said in your first post

Isn’t it?

I never had any interest in joining the services so unlike our ultra patriot Elmer, their recruiting policy prior to 1992 is of no relevance to me on a personal level

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You officially confirming that your view on homosexuality is the same as MAXIPAD’s?




Isn’t it?

I never had any interest in joining the services so unlike our ultra patriot Elmer, their recruiting policy prior to 1992 is of no relevance to me on a personal level

Nice Melt Mr Closetwood Insecure Incelpie ¿

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice Melt Mr Closetwood Insecure Incelpie ¿

That’s funny coming from a bloke who almost took out Embrassment of the week for his multimelt

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Pardon me for intruding and being a little confused about where this topic is heading. (Shush zackah ) I have three comments:

• I thought Elmer_Judd was anti war aside from WW2. A position I subscribe to, not least as Oz is invariably on the wrong side of history, eg Vietnam, Iraq
• Ginnipig can't be nominated as he is the most despised player in the comp.
• Weiterplonk for me.liked for obscure reasons but may be the most overrated player in the comp. One of the reasons Carlollies has a leaky defence.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ginnipig can't be nominated as he is the most despised player in the comp

Correct along with JHF and Lynch, but we like to indulge LaFlog’s self-loathing fantasies - it’s not healthy for him to keep all that anger pent up lest we have another Martin Bryant on our hands


As for Elmer, he flips and flops with the slightest breeze… one minute anti-war, then anti-drafting dodging… anti-Australian, then gung-ho nationalist. Don’t try to identify a pattern, the only constant is his self-contradiction

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Spreaders comparing blondey to ANZAC soldiers and going full meltdown over Giggipig receiving a trinket no one cares about because they don’t care.

You can’t make this shit up!!

 

[Tiger2709]

It's an allegory for your incoherent Abe Simpson ramblings, old man - do try to keep up

You need to keep a spreadsheet of your ramblings, first you say no one mentioned onions which you did, allegory or not, then you missed why I asked white or Brown onion
"Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones"

Maybe spend a little less time checking peoples grammar and a little more time having a clue.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cool story coach

Spreaders comparing blondey to ANZAC soldiers and going full meltdown over Giggipig receiving a trinket no one cares about because they don’t care.

You can’t make this s**t up!!

Clearly you can make this shit up because you just did

 

[Laphroaig]

Correct along with JHF and Lynch, but we like to indulge LaFlog’s self-loathing fantasies - it’s not healthy for him to keep all that anger pent up lest we have another Martin Bryant on our hands

As well as being a penis, you're not very observant, are you.

I could be accused of many things on this site, but I would have thought that discerning observers will agree that keeping my anger pent up is a non-starter.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I could be accused of many things on this site, but I would have thought that discerning observers will agree that keeping my anger pent up is a non-starter.

I’m sure what we see is just the tip of the iceberg

Also the main point was about your pathetic vicarious revenge fantasies

 

[Laphroaig]

I’m sure what we see is just the tip of the iceberg

Also the main point was about your pathetic vicarious revenge fantasies

Post could use some grey aliens to take it out of the realm of "shit Saveloy penis ring made up"