Think Tank Plonkers in the AFL you really dislike but everyone else loves (for some reason)

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I know they are both dead and one should not speak ill of dead parrots, but Aylett and Pratt the elder are both worthy of noms.

I raised a glass or two to celebrate outliving those two abject plonkers.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ Did anyone outside their own clubs actually like them?

Post could use some grey aliens to take it out of the realm of "s**t Saveloy penis ring made up"

Vainly wishing someone, anyone, would take Ginnivan out of sight and beat him up for you is textbook vicarious revenge fantasy

 

[Mr Blicavs]

One mention of Lou Richards being a draft dodging toe rag, and Saveloy Sausage goes into full melt down mode....
Its been a good read if Im being honest

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh look, it’s the guy who went missing for >6 months after the 2020 GF

 

[Coach_Required]

It’s getting harder and harder to dislike Collingwood, not that I ever did in comparison to some teams

Wait till they win a flag before talking such non-sense.

Same goes with Carlton. but we don't have to be concerned about that any time soon.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Only one of these cheats is still playing for his cheat club - at least the others not retired in shame had the dignity to leave. And yet he is still respected by many rather than tarred and feathered.

If you can't get it, a subtle hint is that in this photo he looks like Sideshow Bob if he was a sex offender.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If you can't get it, a subtle hint is that in this photo he looks like Sideshow Bob if he was a sex offender

But again, even Essendopers dislike Heppel these days

 

[Linda Lovelace]

But again, even Essendopers dislike Heppel these days

True that he is now hated by his own fans for being sh*t. But he is still treated as a 'good bloke' by the media boys club and neutrals.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

I know they are both dead and one should not speak ill of dead parrots, but Aylett and Pratt the elder are both worthy of noms.

I raised a glass or two to celebrate outliving those two abject plonkers.

John Elliot was the biggest dh of them all.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

And Ginnipig exudes ANZAC spirit

According to the AFL and the RSL but what would they know - you played CoD

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

According to the AFL and the RSL but what would they know - you played CoD

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Some nice fluffy words there but which one directly applies to Ginnipig?

Skill - yep he’s got that.

Courage - hmmm, screams for too many frees.

Self sacrifice - show me a video that clarifies this, otherwise - zip.

Teamwork - yeah peroxiding your head to stand out really screams “team”..

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Some nice fluffy words there but which one directly applies to Ginnipig?

Maybe ask the people who voted for the 2022 medal

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Maybe ask the people who voted for the 2022 medal

Soft. Why not explain it yourself?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Soft. Why not explain it yourself?

Why not just make up my answer yourself, save us both the trouble

I’ll check back over the weekend to see what I said

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Why not just make up my answer yourself, save us both the trouble

I’ll check back over the weekend to see what I said

So even being given the opportunity you still refuse to explain it yourself and would rather a weekend to think it over?

 

[peetoo]

Only one of these cheats is still playing for his cheat club - at least the others not retired in shame had the dignity to leave. And yet he is still respected by many rather than tarred and feathered.

If you can't get it, a subtle hint is that in this photo he looks like Sideshow Bob if he was a sex offender.

 

[QuietB]

Some nice fluffy words there but which one directly applies to Ginnipig?

Skill - yep he’s got that.

Courage - hmmm, screams for too many frees.

Self sacrifice - show me a video that clarifies this, otherwise - zip.

Teamwork - yeah peroxiding your head to stand out really screams “team”..

Don’t you have a Kieran Miers badge on your duffle coat?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Shai Bolton

15

Shai Bolton

Age

27

Ht

176cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.3

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.8

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.0

1star

****wit of the highest order

Zach Merrett, talentless chip scab

Harris Andrews

31

Harris Andrews

Age

29

Ht

200cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

151.7

2star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

94.0

2star

- What kind of first name is Harris

Sam Frost

8

Sam Frost

Age

32

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.9

4star

MG

191.6

3star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.5

2star

MG

191.6

3star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

4star

- Ugly talentless Turkey

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Shai Bolton

****wit of the highest order

Zach Merrett, talentless chip scab

Harris Andrews - What kind of first name is Harris

Sam Frost - Ugly talentless Turkey

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Zach Merrett, talentless chip scab

and stager