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Well not exactly the police, but when I was about 5 I went into K-Mart and stole a tennis ball only for the security guard to get me on my way out :(
 
Been in the paddywagon for skateboarding at 3am in the morning making a racket, and again for being passed out on someones lawn with the possibility of rolling onto the road
 

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Public urination got me in strife a few months back, I was drinking heavily and around 2am I walked away from the group and told them I was going to take leak, walked behind a building and pissed in front of what I thought was a normal looking car, however it was an unmarked cop car with a cop inside. He hopped out of his car took 2 steps and arrested me.

Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done.
 
Just a telling off when wandering the streets drunk at 3 in the morning.

Thankfully I've never been detained.
 
Blind drunk in Rockhampton, confused where the strip club was, got agitated and kicked up plants, heard a cop yell at me, piss-bolted, tripped over my shoe, got tackled, received about 20 knees from 4 cops in most areas of the body, called a *******, arrested and in lockup for 6 hours.

$200

Caught doing 83 in a 50 zone by a cop hiding behind a tree.

$350 and 6 points off license.
 
Nothing to serious but been locked up once for being drunk in public we were just walking around a group of about 10 of us and 2 cop cars parked beside us , half the group ran but the other half where to drunk to think about runnng.

Another time just been pepper sprayed and jumped on by a few cops before they helped me up and told me to get in the house.
 
Only copped a speeding fine a few years ago, 123 in a 100 zone, way out in the middle of nowhere........:rolleyes:
 
footy55 said:
hahaha classic!!! Were you meant to throw it at the car thinking it was just a random car??
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I was thinking just throwing it on the road would be cool, no idea a car was comming...let alone a police car, we shat ourselfs when we realised
 

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delirious1 said:
Female cops, the ones who have to be more physical and mean because they probably get shit like "females cant be cops, thats a mans job!"
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I would still be up for a physical encounter because you could, in desperation, grab a bit of flange. I stress the word "desperation".
 
Mates of mine and i were near a construction area on foot with a few drinks and pinched some of the witches hats.

Put them on an intersection of a back road thinking it would be funny to see someone either stop to move them or hit them. Took it in turns, people would stop and move them or run them down and keep driving.

One of the people was putting the last of 4 cones on the road when a car seemed to come out of nowhere, red and blue lights start and we all leg it in 8 different directions because there was a cop driving, a cop passenger and 8 of us.

Cop goes after the 2 nearest, the rest of us bolt. The 2 the cops went for just happened to be state champion runners so they got nowhere near them. I hid up a massive tree that was nearby and saw it all. One of the other people (who we didnt really like but was there anyway) was in a much smaller tree with less leaf cover.

Cops spot him, shake him out of the tree, $300 fine. I sat high up in my tree and saw it all :D.
 

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about 2 years ago, me and 3 mates went on a heavy drinking session. one of the lads was staying with his girlfriend in a posh sydney suburb that night. she was housesitting some joint so we all went back. about 5am she threw us all out (not the boyfriend though - bitch).

3 found the house next door which was being completely renovated so no one was living there but there was a pool. so we all stripped off and it was swimming time.

eventually we worked up the nerve to wander into the place and do bombs off the balcony into the pool.

needless to say this made loads of noise, and the girlfriend called the cops on us.

they turned up at the most convenient time for me - i was starkers on the roof (around 10 metres up - 3 story joint) ready to jump in the pool. i knew they didn't see me but i couldn't exactly go anywhere, but i was considering legging it cause i was on a good behaviour bond at the time so i didn't need this at all.... i think it would've been quite a sight for the neighbours to see some fellas naked running through rose bay...

anyway, i just walked back into the house except i tripped and made a hell of a raquet so the cops came up to find me sitting nude at the dining room table... my excuse - "have you seen my two friends?? they stole my clothes??"
 
davey_23 said:
Nothing to serious but been locked up once for being drunk in public we were just walking around a group of about 10 of us and 2 cop cars parked beside us , half the group ran but the other half where to drunk to think about runnng.

Another time just been pepper sprayed and jumped on by a few cops before they helped me up and told me to get in the house.
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ahahahah thats gold. just wearing it.
 
ICanDressMyself said:
Public urination got me in strife a few months back, I was drinking heavily and around 2am I walked away from the group and told them I was going to take leak, walked behind a building and pissed in front of what I thought was a normal looking car, however it was an unmarked cop car with a cop inside. He hopped out of his car took 2 steps and arrested me.

Possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done.
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Yep me to - pissing in public also got done for public drunkenness.

I got nicked taking a leak down the ally near the pancake kitchen, just past King Williams Street in Adelaide about 3 am.
 

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