Poor Taste Costume Ideas

[AG]

I'd say it's his leaderships skills that attracted her.

 

[Swans120]

How can I symbolise leadership qualities in my costume?

 

[bedford]

Receding hair line, smoking hot wife and 2 oranges and a Pringles can in the undies (I assume that's how McVeigh has been able to punch above his weight so well)?

She also has a seeing eye dog

 

[robbieando]

You could go as bedford....just need an eyepatch and boxing gloves

 

[BIGBEZ]

Yeh I'm trying to track down some leather ass-less chaps. I guess somewhere on Oxford Street would get the job done.

Thinking possibly wearing the long priest vestments or pope gear and have the chaps, strap on going on underneath to be exposed at a strategic point.

Could attach the doll to the dildo perhaps?

would be uncomfortable wearing a dildo all night the doll more streamlined and you wont get into any fights with the bloke in front when lining up at the bar, would be a great ice breaker if you wanna hook up when the night gets a bit messy though

 

[Swans120]

Such words of wisdom are hard to come by, Bez.

 

[BIGBEZ]

Such words of wisdom are hard to come by, Bez.

the dildo bit and thought of fighting kinda had me thinking about this case in Collingwood a couple of years ago where a man ran into an adult shop in Hoddle street and beat the owner to death with a dildo from the store, true story. Geez I coulda hade some fun with his eulogy..

 

[Swans120]

Haha. Yeh doubt the direct friends and family cracked a few laughs but if you only vaguely knew him...all I'm saying is I think being beaten to death with a dildo is a very funny notion.

OK, ladies and gentlemen and all those playing at home, my choice is to be made soon. I've whittled the options down to the following as suggested by y'all and other mates.

All suggestions were greatly appreciated (and I welcome more to come in to sway my mind) but unfortunately some had to be cut. Jarrad McVeigh, Ricky Nixon, Tony Abbott and Mr Goatse were some of the wonderful ideas that had to be done away with unfortunately. Bez, I loved the ideas about attaching various things to the dildo but I just don't think I can get that done. If I can find a way however, believe me, I will make it happen.

With one week to go, my list is atm:

1. Priest/Pope on top, party down below. Priest gear/vestments up top and ass-less chaps and a strap-on down below. A mate of mine is going in ass-less chaps already so that has thrown somewhat of a spanner in the works.

2. Christchurch Cathedral. Cardboard box with strings attached and a bit of rubble/rocks glued on with the name of the cathedral written on. Only down fall of this one is that it will be quite bulky around a smallish house with many people at the party.

3. Osama Bin Laden dressed in an "I NY" shirt.

4. Sharon Strzelecki. To complete a group theme. My best mate going as Kel, his girlfriend going as Kath, a guy going as Kim, his boyfriend going as Brett...and possibly me to round it out.

5. Nazi/KKK. One of the guys whose house warming it is apparently I heard today said that he had a problem with those costumes...even though he agreed to the party theme and these are just about the 2 most obvious ideas out there and there are bound to be people who rock up in them. And most of all, I think he is just of this opinion to keep up appearances with his mates and chicks he's trying to tune. So thinking of going in one of these as well to get a bit of a rise out of his douche mates. Love the guy but he's being a bit of a w***er on this one.

 

[BIGBEZ]

dildo wasnt my idea, just the doll bit.. maybe in a school uniform from the op shop, bloody priests...

How about a pimp from the harlem ghetto days, fur hat, long fur jacket, flares that show off the bulge, bling, big heels, cool suit with a big open shirt, clip on gold tooth, okay not exactly bad taste but a fav Ive used before.

 

[Swans120]

Hmm pimp idea is an OK idea but I think I prefer the other 5 at this stage.

Any other last minute suggestions are welcome but I'd love thoughts/comments/voting on the 5 I listed if possible.

 

[Riders of Rohan]

Go with a mate as the twin towers, then either carry around planes with you or get another mate to dress as a plane

 

[S120]

Hello there ladies and gentlemen. We're back for another round of help S120 with some costume ideas.

All your help was greatly appreciated last time and would be welcomed once again to help me out with ideas.

We have, this time, a COLLEGE PARTY theme (for the same group of guys and house as last time, celebrating 2 of their 21sts and their lease coming to an end). There are the obvious ones like toga, nerd, jock, cheerleaders, fratboys etc. but I was wondering if anybody on here could come up with something a bit more interesting than the tried and true as seen above.

Atm, my idea is to go as Bluto from Animal House (if you haven't seen this movie, you haven't lived a full life btw) but I would love some other ideas to weigh up and consider.

The help you all gave me last time was outstanding so please don't skimp on the ideas this time, boys and girls. Looking at you, Bez, for some more good ol' fashioned family friendly ideas.

 

[BIGBEZ]

Id go the classical grid iron Jock, or a nerd complete with the harry high pants and the band aid holding the black rimmed glasses together..

Or just board shorts and phsycadelic body paint goin back in time if ya love gettin near naked as much as I do...