Practical jokes

[raskolnikov]

When I was living on campus I had a roommate. He used to go to bed around 10 and his alarm went off at 6 in the morning. One night around 12 when he was fast asleep I changed the time on his digital clock so it was almost 6. I hopped in bed and acted like I was asleep. The alarm went off and he got up, had a shower and got dressed. He went off to do his morning job and came back about fifteen minutes later. I'm not sure how he found out that it was midnight. The next day he told me that he thought his clock must have malfunctioned last night. I burst out laughing and he asked me what was so funny. When I confessed he almost hit the roof. I have never seen anyone so angry. He relaxed a bit later and saw the funny side of it.

 

[Messenger]

WI burst out laughing and he asked me what was so funny. When I confessed he almost hit the roof. I have never seen anyone so angry. He relaxed a bit later and saw the funny side of it.

After he had beaten the shit out of you?

 

[Sterge]

when i was on a working holiday in Canada the staff accom had a communal lounge/kitchen and every time you would forget something in there be it clothes beer w/e the cleaners would steal it. So one night we all decided to get them back and 'refilled' a 6 pack put the caps back on as best we could and left them in the fridge. Needless to say they were gone the next day and that was the last time anyone ever stole anything.

 

[The_Reaper]

I realise this is an ancient post... but what the? We're supposed to believe that the other guy just goes "well, I got twice as many papers this week, better just deliver them to both my route and another one" for 3 months.

Must have been pretty rough time in 2007 with people lying on the internet.

It's quite simple.

Both of them worked for different companies and distributed junk mail to the same area.

 

[BarneyBent]

As a six year old....

I live with my mum and my aunt. When I was young, I kind of resented my aunt, because she was an adult but not my mum, so I was a little shit and all that. Me and a friend (also six) found some old nappies lying around my place. We decided it would be hilarious to put some in her bed. We then thought it would be even better to pee in a couple and put them in. The natural progression, of course, was to then take a dump in a couple and put them in. We then went into the garden and found a garden spade and some other garden tools, covered in soil, which we put on the pillows for good measure.

Obviously not particularly clever, but it sure got a reaction.