Preview Pre-Christmas Predictions

[ESKIE]

I viewed this on another forum and thought it looked like a bit of fun.

In 2010:

Flag: Saints
Brownlow: Bryce Gibbs
Rising Star: One of our boys.
Spoon: Richmond
Big Improvers: Hawthorn
Big Improver (Player): Chris Yarran
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey (been dodging bullets for awhile)
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Luke Ball (or Barry Hall)
Headline Of The Year: 'Fev spottted at Mardi Gras waving Dildo'

 

[Sin City]

Flag: St Kilda
Brownlow: Gary Ablett
Rising Star: Chris Yarran
Spoon: Richmond
Big Improvers: Hawthorn, Kangaroos
Big Improver (Player): Jeff Garlett
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Darren Jolly, Luke Ball
Headline Of The Year: Carey reveals affair with Tiger Woods

 

[thylacine60]

Want a new bike. Hey Santa, where's me ****en bike?

 

[bluepride]

Flag: Geelong- stamp their side as one of the best ever
Brownlow: Lenny Hayes
Rising Star: Dustin Martin/ Jake Carlise
Spoon: Kangaroos
Big Improvers: Melbourne and West Coast
Big Improver (Player): Mathew Kruezer- will become elite (y)
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Barry Hall
Headline Of The Year: "Deja vu, Carlton win by 100 over tigers"- henderson kicks 6

 

[Shambolic]

Flag: St Kilda (Lovett the missing link making GF Day a horrible day for Carlton fans)
Brownlow: Gary Ablett
Rising Star: Trengove
Spoon: Fremantle
Big Improvers: West Coast (making the 8)
Big Improver (Player): Mathew Kruezer
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Barry Hall
Headline Of The Year: "Blues bury Pies"

 

[BlueGibbs2011]

Flag: Doggies
Brownlow: Gary Ablett
Rising Star: Morabito
Spoon: Melbourne or Port
Big Improvers: Hawthorn, WCE
Big Improver (Player): Grigg/Browne from a Carlton perspective
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey or M Williams
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Most of the Brisbane recruits
Headline Of The Year: G Ablett announces move to GC

 

[jezza25]

Flag: Geelong- stamp their side as one of the best ever
Brownlow: Lenny Hayes
Rising Star: Dustin Martin/ Jake Carlise
Spoon: Kangaroos
Big Improvers: Melbourne
Big Improver (Player): Mathew Kruezer- will become elite (y)
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Barry Hall
Headline Of The Year: "Deja vu, Carlton win by 100 over tigers"- henderson kicks 6

Flag. Adelaide
Brownlow .Joel Selwood
Rising Star. Chris Yarran
Spoon. Richmond
Big Improvers. West Coast
Big Improver.Jack Watts
First coach sacked. Mark Williams
Flop recruit. Matt Mcguire
Headline of the year. Fev who ?

BTW thanks Bluepride i couldnt remember everything so i used your post..... Ta

 

[juddsentant517]

Flag - Carlton
Brownlow - Jordan Russell
Rising Star - Tie between Lucas and Yarran
Spoon - Essendon
Big Improver - Chris Yarran
First Coach Sacked - Michael Voss
Biggest Flop Of The Year - Brendan Fevola due to retirement
Headline of the Year - Carlton beat Collingwood by 1 point, Fevola once again stranded on 99 as Lachie steers the Navy Blues to premiership, kicking 10 to get him to 200 goals for the season. Match saving tackle by Mitch Robinson, spearing Dale Thomas in the dying seconds to save the match.




A boy can dream

 

[Ryan Dixon Webb]

Flag: St Kilda def. Adelaide/Hawthorn/Collingwood
Brownlow: Top 5 will be made up of; Marc Murphy, Bryce Gibbs, Joel Selwood, Bernie Vince, Adam Cooney
Rising Star: Chris Yarran, Jack Trengove or Steele Sidebottom
Spoon: Richmond or Port Adelaide
Big Improvers: Hawthorn, North Melbourne & West Coast
Big Improver (Player): for us Chris Yarran
First Coach Sacked: Choco
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Matt Maguire
Headline Of The Year: "Can't Split 'Em: Gibbs & Murphy tie in Brownlow."

 

[Blue95]

Flag: Bulldogs narrowly beating St Kilda
Brownlow:Bryce Gibbs
Rising Star: Chris Yarran
Spoon: Richmond
Big Improvers: Melbourne
Big Improver (Player): Chris Yarran
First Coach Sacked: Choco
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Matt Maguire
Headline Of The Year:

"Boardroom Infighting Removes Maguire From Collingwood"
June 28th 2010
In a major reshuffle of Collingwoods board last night due to the failure of recruiters and administrators in the football department to successfully push for a flag this year. A extroadanary meeting was held to try and discover why the pies have only won two games for the year. The result was a overwealmingly in favour of removing Eddie from the board in favour of shipping over an expert from England to take over the helm. The expert has not been contactable as yet but and spokesperson from the club stated. We are aware that some people may not like this decision but we really are sick of him and the new replacement will do wonders for the club. The replacement Mr Bean will be arriving on Friday and has sent a message that he has a new international recruit for the club 'teddy'

 

[reg_lower91]

In 2010:

Flag: Hawthorn
Brownlow: Chris Judd
Rising Star: Chris Yarran
Spoon: Fremantle
Big Improvers: Hawthorn
Big Improver (Player): Dale Thomas
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Barry Hall
Headline Of The Year: "3rd Drug Strike For ___________"

 

[Ytoojae]

Flag: Bulldogs
Brownlow: Gary Ablett Jr
Rising Star: Tom Scully
Spoon: Port Adelaide
Big Improvers: Fremantle (wont make finals but will be a success story next season
Big Improver (Player): Shaun Hampson
First Coach Sacked: Mark Williams
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Darren Jolly
Headline Of The Year: Andrew Demetriou Murdered. Elliot quits smoking.

 

[NAUGHT5]

Flag: St.Kilda
Brownlow: Luke Hodge
Rising Star: Anthony Morabito
Spoon: Richmond
Big Improvers: Fremantle - (Palmer back, Morabito starring, Hille improving, Pav, Tarrant, Sandilands.. doesn't sound that bad)
Big Improver (Player): Brock McLean
First Coach Sacked: None!
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Brisbane's bunch of hacks minus Fev.
Headline Of The Year: Ohh My Godd! (wog voice) World Cup ends in disgrace as Greece scores goal.

 

[Ytoojae]

Fremantle definitely is my smokey for a finals berth and will be the most improved team in the comp (fairly easily too, I imagine). As poor as they were last season they were pretty good at home. They'll be much better than they were in 2009 and have a nucleus that could be damaging.

I went to Brad Johnson's record-breaking game at the Dome during the year against the Dockers and apart from about five minutes a quarter where they got annihilated (special play from guys like Aker) they went toe-to-toe with them.

They have promise.

 

[The Toad]

Flag: Doggies
Brownlow: Chris Judd / Joel Selwood
Rising Star: Marcus Davies
Spoon: Richmond / Essendon (tied on 3 wins each)
Big Improvers: Sydney
Big Improver (Player): Brock McLean
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Luke Ball.
Headline Of The Year: Dale Thomas decides to come out of the closet.

 

[Jhzz]

Flag: Adelaide
Brownlow: Can't decide, definatly not Ablett.
Rising Star: Dustin MartinSpoon: Fremantle or Port Adelaide
Big Improvers: Melbourne & West Coast
Big Improver (Player): Jayden Post
First Coach Sacked: Mark Harvey
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Luke Ball
Headline Of The Year: Campbell Brown seen & photoed crying on the street eating chocolate, drinking wine & punching women.

 

[Silvagnis]

Flag: Geelong.
Brownlow: Marc Murphy.
Rising Star: Nicholas Naitanui.
Spoon: Melbourne.
Big Improvers: Hawthorn.
Big Improver (Player): Shaun Hampson
First Coach Sacked: Mark Williams
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Matt Maguire.
Headline Of The Year: NicNat's Paddy whack gives a Don a broken bone

 

[Mister Carlton]

Headline Of The Year: 'Fev spottted at Mardi Gras waving Dildo'

Headline Of The Year: Dale Thomas decides to come out of the closet.

Headline Of The Year: Carey reveals affair with Tiger Woods

The best.

 

[blblues]

Flag: StKilda
Brownlow: Lenny Hayes
Rising Star: Dustin Martin
Spoon: Port Adelaide
Big Improvers: Hawthorn
Big Improver (Player): Brock McLean
First Coach Sacked: Mark Williams
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Rhan Hooper

 

[gbatman]

Flag: St.Kilda
Brownlow: Gary Ablett
Rising Star: Anthony Morabito or Mitch Robinson
Spoon: Richmond or Port Adelaide
Big Improvers: Melbourne, Carlton, Fremantle
Big Improver (Player): McLean, Walker
First Coach Sacked: None or Mark Williams.
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Brisbane's recycled players minus Fev.
Headline Of The Year: Carlton, St. Kilda Face Off Undefeated.

 

[DarkTint]

Flag : Doggies
Brownlow: Adam Goodes
Rising Star: Chris Yarran
Spoon: Richmond
Big Improvers: Hawks, Dees
Big Improver (player): Jessie White
First Coach Sacked: Matthew Knights
Biggest Flop of a recruit: Luke Ball / Brendan Fevola
Headline: Blues get food poisoning after eating magpie-jet soup.

 

[ZabsBlues]

Flag- Saints
Brownlow- Mark "the Mack truck" Murphy
Rising star- Chris Yarran
Spoon- Essendon
Big Improver- Melbourne
1st coach sacked- Mathew Knights if any one
Biggest flop- Luke Ball
Headline of the year- Bombers run out of fuel ( after losing 8 straight start of year)

 

[Blue95]

OK with all this pre Christmas fun, what team will drop the furtherest down the ladder. Im torn between Port Adelaide and Essendon to slide but I think Essendon will be the one to slide the furtherest as they were very lucky to make the eight last year with more losses than wins.

 

[Fastcrew]

Flag: Bullies
Brownlow: Hayes
Rising Starustin Martin
Spoon: Power
Big Improvers: Eagles
Big Improver (Player): Bachar Houli
First Coach Sacked: Mark Williams
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Marcus Drum

 

[Mister Carlton]

Flag: Western Bulldogs.
Brownlow: Marc Murphy.
Rising Star: Chris Yarran/Jack Ziebell.
Spoon: Melbourne.
Big Improvers: Hawthorn.
Big Improver (Player): Chris Yarran.
First Coach Sacked: Mark Williams.
Biggest Flop Of A Recruit: Matt Maguire/Ball/Hall.
Headline Of The Year: Henderson - The next best thing.