Productivity Index

[Rhino1966]

Today the boss is getting 0-5%

 

[Frank J Moose]

Today the boss is getting 0-5%

So 0.5% more than usual?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

My blood alcohol level is going to be higher than that.

 

[Kapow!!!]

My blood alcohol level is going to be higher than that.

It's fair to say mine almost already is!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

It's fair to say mine almost already is!

Isn't it great being 2 hours ahead?

 

[freo84]

Supposed to be tidying the house before my mates come over to watch the game with me....... haven't even started......... i think i have a bigfooty addiction...

 

[Lach72]

Yeah...less than zero now...just finished an audit...now looking at the clock...hoping the boss doesn't give me the hairy eyeball in 30 minutes when I leave to go to the pub

 

[PurpleCircle]

Today the boss is getting 0-5%

If that.

 

[Kapow!!!]

Isn't it great being 2 hours ahead?

It's also great getting a half day and having a full fridge

Waiting until 8:20 however....

 

[Mytjoe1]

 

[Freo_4eva]

Sacrificed going to the pub for lunch with the rest of the office so i can leave early.. it better be worth it boys

 

[Allikat]

I spent the day walking around the office in circles punching the hawks supporter in the arm every time I passed him.

 

[freo84]

I spent the day walking around the office in circles punching the hawks supporter in the arm every time I passed him.

Should've given him a corky!!

 

[Allikat]

Should've given him a corky!!

That'd probably be classed as workplace bullying. And as we all know, it's the unsociable hawks that are the bullies

 

[MadDocker]

Took the day off. Been steadily into the beers since breakfast. Already into the minus productivity zone, but, will get much worse if the unspeakable happens and I haven't recovered by Tuesday.

 

[yoong]

That'd probably be classed as workplace bullying. And as we all know, it's the unsociable hawks that are the bullies

They can't if you claim they are walking into your path and it's self defense.

 

[Okinakashi]

I spent the day walking around the office in circles punching the hawks supporter in the arm every time I passed him.

I thought about doing that. He's ex-special forces though. It's possible I'd end up like James Hird's face after meeting McVeigh's knee.

I wished him luck (although I had my fingers crossed!)

 

[FreoRicci]

Want something productive? Watch the last ten minutes of the 2013 Qualifying Final vs Geelong on YouTube..

 

[leeloo]

I'm not working at the moment. My house is shiny clean. Gotta love nervous energy!!

 

[freo84]

I'm not working at the moment. My house is shiny clean. Gotta love nervous energy!!

I tried to clean the house but I kept coming back to big footy for any news that I might have missed!!

 

[UFO Tatsu]

My blood alcohol level is going to be higher than that.

Remember to take the train or taxi home

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Remember to take the train or taxi home

At the club from 5:00pm, had the taxi (wife) booked for 7:00pm, dinner (curry) booked for home delivery 7:30pm. Like a well oiled machine, provided Mercury draught cider can be considered oil.

 

[dockshark]

That's it. **** me Sheridan. How could you drop that.