Psychic Readings

[ronpingwins]

I am officially a trainee psychic. I am offering an AMA and hopefully I can give my psychic readings to you guys. I am excited as to where this will head.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

How the **** is this supposed to work on an internet forum?

 

[JUBJUB]

I am officially a trainee psychic. I am offering an AMA and hopefully I can give my psychic readings to you guys. I am excited as to where this will head.

I knew you'd start this thread

 

[Nightowl]

I am officially a trainee psychic. I am offering an AMA and hopefully I can give my psychic readings to you guys. I am excited as to where this will head.

OK. I'll start..
What am I thinking ?

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

I just checked OPs posting history. Turns out he/she predicted Matt Priddis to be a brownlow winner back in 2013.

I am convinced.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I just checked OPs posting history. Turns out he/she predicted Matt Priddis to be a brownlow winner back in 2013.

I am convinced.

3sp00ky 5me

 

[little graham]

I am convinced.

con
1
kɒn/
informal
verb
verb: con; 3rd person present: cons; past tense: conned; past participle: conned; gerund or present participle: conning

1. 1.
   persuade (someone) to do or believe something by lying to them.
   "I conned him into giving me your home number"

noun
noun: con; plural noun: cons
1.
an instance of deceiving or tricking someone.
"the Charter is a glossy public relations con"
synonyms: swindle, deception, trick, racket, bit of sharp practice, fraud;

 

[Gough]

How are NZ going to do in the World Cup? I'm thinking of having a punt on them.

 

[ronpingwins]

How the **** is this supposed to work on an internet forum?

You ask me questions and I will give you a reading, providing you with an answer based on that. I will be using the quote and reply function.

 

[ronpingwins]

OK. I'll start..
What am I thinking ?

I'm not a mind reader. I can give you a prediction of the future, which was my major.

 

[ronpingwins]

How are NZ going to do in the World Cup? I'm thinking of having a punt on them.

You will die within the fortnight, I wouldn't even bother tbh.

 

[Freofalcon]

You will die within the fortnight, I wouldn't even bother tbh.

Pretty ****ed up thing to say.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You ask me questions and I will give you a reading, providing you with an answer based on that. I will be using the quote and reply function.

Ok can I ask you one, will my Denver Broncos win tomorrow?

 

[little graham]

What am I thinking ?

This guys full of shit?

 

[little graham]

Ok can I ask you one, will my Denver Broncos win tomorrow?

There not yours, so no.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

There not yours, so no.

Im the owner

 

[little graham]

Im the owner

You need meds as much as the OP

 

[ronpingwins]

Ok can I ask you one, will my Denver Broncos win tomorrow?

Yes, they will defeat Indianapolis.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Yes, they will defeat Indianapolis.

Thanks, will they beat New England the next week?

 

[ronpingwins]

Thanks, will they beat New England the next week?

I see nothing but victory for the Broncos until the next season.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I'm going to ask a question later on today. How about you give the answer now.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I see nothing but victory for the Broncos until the next season.

Mother ****ing legend, I hope you're good at this

 

[Underdog]

You know how sometimes you come across a 'not sure if serious' thread but either way it's still shit? This is one of them.

 

[scottjr]

I'm thinking of getting hold of all the ruble I can... Do I stay poor or not?

 

[ronpingwins]

I'm going to ask a question later on today. How about you give the answer now.

Yeah sure. PeKing Duck- High will finish at No 1.