"Quotes"

[The Mollusk]

The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors— psychology, sociology, women's studies— to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
- P.J. O'Rourke

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world, a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you. Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us; they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. **** them. – H.S.T

 

[PowerKat]

Oscar Wilde has a few of my favourites:-

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

 

[liamo]

"impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion"

adidas add

 

[fryingpan]

Jerry Seinfeld "You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"

Elaine "Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me"

George "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution"

Probably have to have watched Seinfeld to get a few of those

Marge asking homer who's using the tools in the garage

Homer - "I dunno some guy I guess"

 

[hagansbull]

Well may he say "God save the Queen" because nothing will save the GG. Gough Whitlam 1975 " By 1990, No Australian child will be living in poverty. Bob Hawke." "You can't turn grass into lawn overnight" Kevin Bartlett (1st year of his coaching stint at R/mond.) "He's been in more big battles than John Wayne" Dennis Cometti on Dale Weightman in a Big V match in the 80's. "He was as blind as a welders dog". One of the cabbies in a Denton interview about a drunk in his cab.