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You mean: CentreLinkville.
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If you haven't noticed, I don't qualify for Centrelink payments.
One word
Alberton
*Elizabeth.
In that case, Elizabeth is like the fat, ugly kid in school that always got chosen last in PE.
Alberton was the average looking girl at school who got chosen in the middle.
 
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*Elizabeth.
In that case, Elizabeth is like the fat, ugly kid in school that always got chosen last in PE.
Alberton was the average looking girl at school who got chosen in the middle.

Probably because your not old enough

I though Everyone in Alberton was like in the dole and not working and other stuff related.
 
This conversation is just like one that was on my facebook about each state and how you would describe them if they were a person. I said;

I see the states as a group of school kids who catch a local bus home:

NSW - Public school kid who is average to good at most subjects and sports. Acts like the most mature, but can be seen as being a bit bossy.

Qld - Public school kid, either shows up to school drunk or skips school to go to the beach to get a tan. Not very academic but makes up for it on the sporting field.

Vic - Private school kid who tries to lord it over the other kids because its parents have money. Holds heaps of expensive events to try and make the other kids jealous, but is seen as just trying to brag.

Tas - Country kid who now lives in the city, shy and a little strange. Kids think it is a bit backwards and maybe even special needs as it seems older than the rest, even though it is in the same grade.

SA - Strange public school kid who the others always keep an eye on just in case it goes postal, but quite nice once you get to know it.

WA - Former public school kid whose parents came into money so now goes to private school. Acts accordingly.

NT - Poor public school kid who always seems dirty and just a little strange, the others keep their distance.

ACT - NSW's little brother who tags along, embarrasses NSW at every chance. Full of big bold ideas, but rarely follows through. NSW protects it just because they are related.

NZ - Foreign exchange kid, tries to fit in, but is always picked on for its funny accent.
 
This conversation is just like one that was on my facebook about each state and how you would describe them if they were a person. I said;

I see the states as a group of school kids who catch a local bus home:

NSW - Public school kid who is average to good at most subjects and sports. Acts like the most mature, but can be seen as being a bit bossy.
I'd say a former Private, now public school kid. Constantly fighting with Victoria over who is more superior/should get more attention.

NZ - Foreign exchange kid, tries to fit in, but is always picked on for its funny accent.
Pretty much sums up NZ in a sentence
 

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Vic - Private school kid who tries to lord it over the other kids because its parents have money. Holds heaps of expensive events to try and make the other kids jealous, but is seen as just trying to brag.

Not sure if this is directed at me. But my parents dont have money, I have a job and pay half of my school fees.

I see what you're saying though, and it was all just a bit of fun. I'm not sure if anyone was actually being serious.
 
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Not sure if this is directed at me. But my parents dont have money, I have a job and pay half of my school fees.

I see what you're saying though, and it was all just a bit of fun. I'm not sure if anyone was actually being serious.

This was done as fun as well and isn't directed at any person on here (as I said it was part of a facebook conversation), I don't want people to think any different.

To translate the Victorian one: The state has money, acts classy and better than the rest, spends the money on big events (especially sporting, some big cultural ones) then tries to lord it over the other states saying "look at us, we are the events capital of Australia".
 
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