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[Boohemian]

Saw this on reddit. Spat out my coffee when she said “no one loves dyibg children, everybody loves dying children”.

Mayor of Nedlands welcomes string of resignations by fellow councillors - ABC listen

The Mayor of the City of Nedlands has welcomed a string of resignations by her fellow councillors today.

www.abc.net.au

Listened to this last night as it was going down, and it was hilarious hearing her unravel in real time without much pressure from the interviewer. Absolutely unhinged and hilarious.

"What? Give class A land to dying kids? Pfft"

 

[Dazzler9]

So not your proudest wank?

Probably somewhere in the middle

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

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Turns out she was in the March 2000 issue, so a little over 25 years ago: https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/1422000/9976640

 

[Dazzler9]

Turns out she was in the March 2000 issue, so a little over 25 years ago: https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/1422000/9976640

No pics!!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

No pics!!

Yeah, they seem to be lost to time.

 

[Bender_]

Yeah, they seem to be lost to time.

Only to exist in the spank banks of the mind for eternity. Sunrise, sunset...

 

[THE A5]

Turns out she was in the March 2000 issue, so a little over 25 years ago: https://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/episodes/1422000/9976640

Must have been one hell of a wank if you remember 25 years later

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Must have been one hell of a wank if you remember 25 years later

Wait, you mean you guys don’t keep a ledger of them?

In all honesty all I remember is her name and the 8c a day caption, surprised I remembered that much.

 

[Dazzler9]

Yeah, they seem to be lost to time.

She probably had them removed by threatening to sue.

 

[jdisc]

Only to exist in the spank banks of the mind for eternity. Sunrise, sunset...

this it?

FHM Premiere Issue March 2000 Still Sealed | eBay Australia

FHM Premiere issue as new for.time in bag Freepost

www.ebay.com.au

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

this it?

FHM Premiere Issue March 2000 Still Sealed | eBay Australia

FHM Premiere issue as new for.time in bag Freepost

www.ebay.com.au

Nah that seems to be the US issue.

 

[Dazzler9]

this it?

FHM Premiere Issue March 2000 Still Sealed | eBay Australia

FHM Premiere issue as new for.time in bag Freepost

www.ebay.com.au

Fifty bucks, sealed. LOL

 

[jdisc]

Fifty bucks, unsealed. LOL

I was too young at the time but I cannot imagine buying such a magazine with the sole purpose of simply trying to resell it over 20 years later?

There's an absurd amount of this stuff on ebay

Unless it's old stock that didn't sell from the shelves

 

[jdisc]

This is $5 cheaper and way more sexy

Pardon our interruption...

 

[Dazzler9]

I was too young at the time but I cannot imagine buying such a magazine with the sole purpose of simply trying to resell it over 20 years later?

There's an absurd amount of this stuff on ebay

Unless it's old stock that didn't sell from the shelves

I just don't understand who's paying $50 for soft p0rn and dodgy articles in the internet age.

 

[jdisc]

I just don't understand who's paying $50 for soft p0rn and dodgy articles in the internet age.

idk, people who cant figure out how Pornhub or Onlyfans works

Keys maybe?

 

[Dazzler9]

I just don't understand who's paying $50 for soft p0rn and dodgy articles in the internet age.

Create fake account on eBay that mum and dad can't detect. Flog their credit card, place order. Hope they don't read credit card statement. Wait ten days for delivery, wait on doorstep for courier so mum doesn't find it. Take delivery, unseal, flick through to find best t!tty pics. Fill yer boots.

OR:

p0rnhub.com

 

[Forward Press]

This is $5 cheaper and way more sexy

Pardon our interruption...

 

[Bender_]

Rachael Leigh Cook - remember when she was the "ugly" chick in that heap of shit movie?

 

[THE A5]

idk, people who cant figure out how Pornhub or Onlyfans works

Keys maybe?

Paying for Onlyfans when free pr0n exists is arguably is as cooked

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Rachael Leigh Cook - remember when she was the "ugly" chick in that heap of shit movie?

I loved the sendup of that in Not Another Teen Movie.

“Her? But she’s got glasses! And a ponytail! Eww!”

Then the makeover scene is just the sister taking off the glasses and letting her hair down, and all of a sudden she’s stunning.

 

[happy_eagle]

* Angus Sampson

Honestly was very close to saying this, but when I googled Angus Sampson to remember what he looked like all I got was pics with the beard.

 

[Bender_]

I loved the sendup of that in Not Another Teen Movie.

“Her? But she’s got glasses! And a ponytail! Eww!”

Then the makeover scene is just the sister taking off the glasses and letting her hair down, and all of a sudden she’s stunning.

"She's got paint on her overalls!"

It was actually a pretty funny spoof (not a huge fan of that word) for the most part.

 

[THE A5]

I loved the sendup of that in Not Another Teen Movie.

“Her? But she’s got glasses! And a ponytail! Eww!”

Then the makeover scene is just the sister taking off the glasses and letting her hair down, and all of a sudden she’s stunning.

I saw benders posts, googled her name and spent hours wondering where I’ve seen her before. Just only clicked that she was one of the love interests of the main character in one of my tv series (which I’ve seen several times).

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I loved the sendup of that in Not Another Teen Movie.

“Her? But she’s got glasses! And a ponytail! Eww!”

Then the makeover scene is just the sister taking off the glasses and letting her hair down, and all of a sudden she’s stunning.

"She's got paint on her overalls!"

It was actually a pretty funny spoof (not a huge fan of that word) for the most part.

One of the most underrated movies of this century IMO. Bloody hilarious.