Banter RDT CXC - Cut Loose Keys Is

[Ambrose Burnside]

Ooof yeah the bone marrow thing is painful af.

The painkillers didn't kick in for me until after it was all done and dusted, which wasn't ideal.

I accidentally squeezed the **** outta the poor nurse's hand as the needle went in. Feel bad in hindsight

Hope everything works out for you Keys

 

[THE A5]

Keys true identity confirmed

 

[Bender_]

Why is the soft-serve machine always broken?

 

[happy_eagle]

Why is the soft-serve machine always broken?

If I ever meet Razor Ray Chamberlain, i'm going to ask him this.

 

[DanWCE]

Why is the soft-serve machine always broken?

It's a scam to get you there. You end up buying other items with higher GP.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Why is the soft-serve machine always broken?

Because you touch yourself.

 

[Bender_]

Because you touch yourself.

That's hardly breaking news.

 

[Mr Eagle]

That's hardly breaking news.

Hence the "always" bit.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

This is extremely funny

(Unless you’re one of the people involved, or their significant other)

 

[Dazzler9]

This is extremely funny

(Unless you’re one of the people involved, or their significant other)

Getting sprung at a concert is one thing. Maybe nobody you know is there? But to then do the rounds on social media and news articles worldwide....Just LOL

 

[THE A5]

Another WA institutions shuts down after Niks place in Freo closes.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Getting sprung at a concert is one thing. Maybe nobody you know is there? But to then do the rounds on social media and news articles worldwide....Just LOL

And the memes … my God, the memes.

This is one of my favourites.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

 

[kane249]

 

[Boohemian]

This one goes alright

 

[RookiePick]

This is extremely funny

(Unless you’re one of the people involved, or their significant other)

How to lose half your personal wealth in under 5 seconds

 

[kane249]

 

[THE A5]

If you’re having an affair surely one of the dumbest thing to do is show affection to your side piece while being surrounded by thousands of people.

 

[THE A5]

Also surely both their roles in the company are done. Would be insane if they retain their roles after the negative publicity.

 

[Bender_]

If I had the skills I'd make a Wayne Carey coming out of the toilets at Coldplay meme.

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

If I had the skills I'd make a Wayne Carey coming out of the toilets at Coldplay meme.

Which Wayne Carey coming out of the toilets story would form the basis of said meme?

 

[WCErevival]

I like how in his apology he blamed the kiss cam for invading his privacy. Its a public event.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

I like how in his apology he blamed the kiss cam for invading his privacy. Its a public event.

Sadly, the apology was fake.

 

[RookiePick]

If you’re having an affair surely one of the dumbest thing to do is show affection to your side piece while being surrounded by thousands of people.

The dumbest thing to do is to totally freak out when being spotted at said event and confirming to the entire crowd (and now the world) that you were not meant to be showing affection to said person.

 

[WCErevival]

Sadly, the apology was fake.

Ah I see.