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RDT VIIVI Larry's God Complex

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****en awes

Skype drinking with Canadians (not syd) but its only like midday their

Their at least 12 hours behind so its more like morning than midday
 
Who gives you these hot tips? Someone who lives in a cardboard box?

I gave it to myself as I felt we were due a win. Then I remembered we have Aloisi as manager who doesn't change things.

We were the better team in the first half but couldn't score a goal.

I really hate the Heart.
 

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Love that place. Full of talent, too.
I fell in love there yesterday. For real. We had some flight attendants sitting with us and one them was all over me which was strange because she was ****in quality and out of my league.

She took one of my thongs when they went to dance, so I go look for her and I'm like you got my thong? And she starts kissing me right there.

I can still smell her and I have pink lipstick on my shirt.

I think I have grown gay
 
Oi HoneyBadger35 remember we were talking fantasy sob stories? Well, I win (or lose, whatever way you want to look at it). My opponent this week had Peyton, who's on a bye. Who does he pick up off waivers? Yep, that Foles chump...
 
I know who does that? Ridiculously I didn't get her number

Has she still got your thong? She can go from house to house trying it on eligible guys to see who it fits.
 

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