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If i see someone refer to Acres as 'our Fyfe' once more ill vomit.Acres is the most overhyped thing about the club
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If i see someone refer to Acres as 'our Fyfe' once more ill vomit.Acres is the most overhyped thing about the club
If i see someone refer to Acres as 'our Fyfe' once more ill vomit.
What a crock of shit.After reading into a lot of threads, it seems to be a common theme that perhaps we are over-hyping this season/next season.
Do we need a reality check?
I believe that we will be a better team, skills wise, this year but I do not think we will get close to those teams from 1-6. We will be lucky to get 7-8 and I think the more likely scenario is that we will finish near Hawthorn around the 9/10 mark.
I think we will just scrape past Melbourne in round one, but I don't think it will be indicative of how either team will perform this year. Melbourne, barring injury, will probably place higher than us.
Unlike a lot of other teams, we do not have any elite players. Steven is not A+, he is closer to A- (and he's probably the highest-rated player on our list). Our "young guns" have shown signs of becoming "guns" but have not hit it. It's not likely that suddenly all of them will hit their potential this year, nor next year. We may get an elite player this next off-season, but it is no certainty. If we do not, our premiership window will be pushed even a little bit further away - most likely in contention in four years time.
I am always someone that enjoys a glass-half empty life. It means that when things go better than expected I tend to be happier. It's nice to read articles being posted saying "Saints will push the top 4" but lets be honest, we'll be lucky to hit top 8.
Thoughts?
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I don't think the premise is faulty, I just think the thread is unnecessary.
If i see someone refer to Acres as 'our Fyfe' once more ill vomit.
Far too harshMore like our Cale Morton at the moment.
You'd hope the way Acres finished last year would be evidence to the contrary that he's not gonna go Cale Morton on us but **** me are they similar playersMore like our Cale Morton at the moment.
Thoughts?
What makes a thread "unnecessary"? I'd rather have more than fewer, that way I can choose what to read and don't have to slog through hundreds of posts about topics I don't care about every couple of days.
Dude, I just finished watching The Killing Joke. That post was thoroughly Jokeresque.Why thanks for asking, I always wondered why traffic works the way it works, I mean, you have a stretch of a road right, this road goes on, and on and on, and on. Some roads join together before splintering again and some are like trees with branches so the branches can grow into more roads to places. Why then, when one is going straight on this road that doesn't really end, they are stopped?
When I am stuck in these situations, I am with the thought that there is someone up ahead, probably in a Lexus, maybe half eating caviar from the back seat ashtray as their chauffeur drives them places under instruction to drive quicker to cool the wine and slower so that they can eat that caviar in peace with the sound of the wind on the windows, giggling as they hear the car horns behind them. Disappointed of this, the second car in the train keeps going into the side lane trying to road rage the Lexus , thus blocking all lanes and shitting everyone off behind them. Because the alternative is that the road is sentient and laying itself up ahead and we are far too quick for its self replication, and it makes me want to drive up median strips to the front of the chain, stop, go the boot, get out my tyre iron and beat the shit out of the driver at the front screaming how they need to do better and not be a selfish asshat.
Instead I sing out of tune to the radio, in between "Hi Melbourne" and "Get #$%^ed and @$%^ off Melbourne" and "well at least you welcome me back home real estate sign meant to sell shit." and heavy sighs because something something no food for 6 hours makes me grumpy.
Oh, you meant on the footy?
Uhhh.
Professional sports people v professional sport people with a ball that is oval shaped and the angles that can be used on just that ball alone without buff people running at buff people attempting to wrestle them into freeing said ball so they can test these angles via booting the living bejesus out of it?
It's a game, games are meant to be fun. So long as they like being out there, and they try their best, then I am happy and content if things don't work out, disappointed sure, because they tried and it wasn't good enough or things didn't work out, or you sit there and hear your name for the 745th time that day and instead of being polite and saying "yes, how can I assist you?" you say "if this is not important I wall take my stapler and your tongue will meet your tonsils" and shit happens. There's always tomorrow, always next week, always another chance to make amends, to do better, to be better.
It's also a glass.
Filled with liquid.
It is not a bowl, which contains stars of luminescence and techniclour sounds of emotion.
If it contains this question line, it is generally unncessary because the point of the thread has sailed to the second start on the right and crocodiles and clocks as far as the eye can see.
Who is 'hating' on Acres? Saying that he is being over-hyped isn't 'hating' on him. You said it yourself he is a kid who has barely started his career so can we stop talking about him like he's the second coming.The Acres hate is getting weird on this board lately. Short memories considering how he put the much hyped young midfield of Melbourne to the sword last year. The conventional view is that he is over-hyped on the board but there seems a growing band of haters willing to take a pop at a kid who has barely started his career.
Why thanks for asking, I always wondered why traffic works the way it works, I mean, you have a stretch of a road right, this road goes on, and on and on, and on. Some roads join together before splintering again and some are like trees with branches so the branches can grow into more roads to places. Why then, when one is going straight on this road that doesn't really end, they are stopped?
When I am stuck in these situations, I am with the thought that there is someone up ahead, probably in a Lexus, maybe half eating caviar from the back seat ashtray as their chauffeur drives them places under instruction to drive quicker to cool the wine and slower so that they can eat that caviar in peace with the sound of the wind on the windows, giggling as they hear the car horns behind them. Disappointed of this, the second car in the train keeps going into the side lane trying to road rage the Lexus , thus blocking all lanes and shitting everyone off behind them. Because the alternative is that the road is sentient and laying itself up ahead and we are far too quick for its self replication, and it makes me want to drive up median strips to the front of the chain, stop, go the boot, get out my tyre iron and beat the shit out of the driver at the front screaming how they need to do better and not be a selfish asshat.
Instead I sing out of tune to the radio, in between "Hi Melbourne" and "Get #$%^ed and @$%^ off Melbourne" and "well at least you welcome me back home real estate sign meant to sell shit." and heavy sighs because something something no food for 6 hours makes me grumpy.
Oh, you meant on the footy?
Uhhh.
Professional sports people v professional sport people with a ball that is oval shaped and the angles that can be used on just that ball alone without buff people running at buff people attempting to wrestle them into freeing said ball so they can test these angles via booting the living bejesus out of it?
It's a game, games are meant to be fun. So long as they like being out there, and they try their best, then I am happy and content if things don't work out, disappointed sure, because they tried and it wasn't good enough or things didn't work out, or you sit there and hear your name for the 745th time that day and instead of being polite and saying "yes, how can I assist you?" you say "if this is not important I wall take my stapler and your tongue will meet your tonsils" and shit happens. There's always tomorrow, always next week, always another chance to make amends, to do better, to be better.
It's also a glass.
Filled with liquid.
It is not a bowl, which contains stars of luminescence and techniclour sounds of emotion.
If it contains this question line, it is generally unncessary because the point of the thread has sailed to the second start on the right and crocodiles and clocks as far as the eye can see.

More than happy with how he is going, I thought he showed some good stuff last year and think he will be a Very Very good 200 + game player for us.The Acres hate is getting weird on this board lately. Short memories considering how he put the much hyped young midfield of Melbourne to the sword last year. The conventional view is that he is over-hyped on the board but there seems a growing band of haters willing to take a pop at a kid who has barely started his career.
Why thanks for asking, I always wondered why traffic works the way it works, I mean, you have a stretch of a road right, this road goes on, and on and on, and on. Some roads join together before splintering again and some are like trees with branches so the branches can grow into more roads to places. Why then, when one is going straight on this road that doesn't really end, they are stopped?
When I am stuck in these situations, I am with the thought that there is someone up ahead, probably in a Lexus, maybe half eating caviar from the back seat ashtray as their chauffeur drives them places under instruction to drive quicker to cool the wine and slower so that they can eat that caviar in peace with the sound of the wind on the windows, giggling as they hear the car horns behind them. Disappointed of this, the second car in the train keeps going into the side lane trying to road rage the Lexus , thus blocking all lanes and shitting everyone off behind them. Because the alternative is that the road is sentient and laying itself up ahead and we are far too quick for its self replication, and it makes me want to drive up median strips to the front of the chain, stop, go the boot, get out my tyre iron and beat the shit out of the driver at the front screaming how they need to do better and not be a selfish asshat.
Instead I sing out of tune to the radio, in between "Hi Melbourne" and "Get #$%^ed and @$%^ off Melbourne" and "well at least you welcome me back home real estate sign meant to sell shit." and heavy sighs because something something no food for 6 hours makes me grumpy.
Oh, you meant on the footy?
Uhhh.
Professional sports people v professional sport people with a ball that is oval shaped and the angles that can be used on just that ball alone without buff people running at buff people attempting to wrestle them into freeing said ball so they can test these angles via booting the living bejesus out of it?
It's a game, games are meant to be fun. So long as they like being out there, and they try their best, then I am happy and content if things don't work out, disappointed sure, because they tried and it wasn't good enough or things didn't work out, or you sit there and hear your name for the 745th time that day and instead of being polite and saying "yes, how can I assist you?" you say "if this is not important I wall take my stapler and your tongue will meet your tonsils" and shit happens. There's always tomorrow, always next week, always another chance to make amends, to do better, to be better.
It's also a glass.
Filled with liquid.
It is not a bowl, which contains stars of luminescence and techniclour sounds of emotion.
If it contains this question line, it is generally unncessary because the point of the thread has sailed to the second start on the right and crocodiles and clocks as far as the eye can see.
Don't stress, We will be going into Rnd 7 with a 6-0 record for a top of the table clash with GWS who will also have a 6-0 recordIf we go 0-2 ima lose my shit & start throwing shade at any campaigners in my way
Who is 'hating' on Acres? Saying that he is being over-hyped isn't 'hating' on him. You said it yourself he is a kid who has barely started his career so can we stop talking about him like he's the second coming.
He has lots of good attributes, his physical attributes like his height and decent pace for his size make him a serious prospect. His strength in his hips and ability to stand up to a tackle is tremendous and his work up forward is pretty decent as well. Like you said his Melbourne game showed what he could become.
But at the same time he's been inconsistent. IIRC he got dropped after that Melbourne game when everything that made his Melbourne game great seemed to disappear the following week. His disposal is average, not great, not poor either. And there have been questions over his work ethic, including this preseason.
You aren't an 'Acres hater' for recognizing these flaws.
I don't think there's a growing band of haters, I think there's a growing band of people telling others to chill out on the unwavering praise. Seriously the amount of times iv seen him compared to Fyfe or calling him 'our Fyfe' is ridiculous.
More than happy with how he is going, I thought he showed some good stuff last year and think he will be a Very Very good 200 + game player for us.
What gets me is the impatience.
Yeah, I know, we are all desperate for success but I vividly remember it taking a few seasons for BJ, a #1 pick, to come into his own. There were plenty of naysayers about him at the time.

In hindsight, BJ's attitude and fundamentals were always good. I'm not convinced the same is true of Acres.
But I'm happy for patience to be the word of the day with respect to Acres. Unfortunately that only seems to apply to his detractors. His boosters aren't "patient", they think he's going to be Nathan Fyfe. Getting ahead of yourself like that sounds pretty impatient to me. So as reaction to that, I'll be impatient the other way.
(The Cale Morton comparison is a bit hyperbolic, but he got 4 Brownlow votes his first year, averaged 19 or 20 disposals playing 20 games each of his first three years. He was miles ahead of Acres at the same age. He only started looking likely to fail a bit later.)