Fixture Reminder, if your club is playing in 'Opening Round' aka 'Round Zero' aka 'Yet Another Shitty AFL Initiative Round', they are a certified minnow servi

[STPer18]

ng as the curtain raiser for the REAL teams come Round 1 aka the REAL start of the season.

So, without further ado, the following clubs are all CERTIFIED minnows kicking off the dew:

Sydney Swans
Melbourne Demons
Gold Coast Suns
Collingwood Magpies
Greater Western Sydney Giants
Richmond Tigers
Brisbane Lions
Carlton Blues

Henceforth to be known as the Little Eight. That is all.

 

[Orange crush]

You sound jelly

 

[STPer18]

You sound jelly

That my club isn't on the minnow list? Nah.

 

[AvantGardener]

Ah no. Home teams are minnows yes but the away teams are the headliners specifically chosen to try and help the minnows draw a crowd.

 

[Orange crush]

That my club isn't on the minnow list? Nah.

You guys had a good run …. Minnows now, buddy. Let us big bois take over

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Lol 12thlong are triggered they weren't asked to play, they're so mad they can't show off their new sardine can stadium!!

 

[STPer18]

Lol 12thlong are triggered they weren't asked to play, they're so mad they can't show off their new sardine can stadium!!

Imagine being too stupid to realise your club is being used. But like a good little minnow you swim blissfully unaware of your fate. Enjoy your opening game being played at Heritage Bank Stadium. We'll sit back and open our campaign here in Victoria, the Home of Football.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You guys had a good run …. Minnows now, buddy. Let us big bois take over

Yeah a good run with their cheating m8 in AFL department.

 

[STPer18]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Imagine being too stupid to realise your club is being used. But like a good little minnow you swim blissfully unaware of your fate. Enjoy your opening game being played at Heritage Bank Stadium. We'll sit back and open our campaign here in Victoria, the Home of Football.

Go clean up in aisle 5 at your duckwood stand, i think a meth head just shat there.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

That my club isn't on the minnow list? Nah.

It's on top of the s**t list thus you got no invitation to play in the opening round, get back in the queue minnow!

 

[STPer18]

Go clean up in aisle 5 at your duckwood stand, i think a meth head just shat there.

It's on top of the s**t list thus you got no invitation to play in the opening round, get back in the queue minnow!

You mean Geelong get to open its 2024 season in Geelong in front of a packed out stadium of loyal Geelong supporters rather than being shafted interstate as a pawn in some AFL tit-for-tat with NRL? Round Zero minnows in absolute shambles.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You mean Geelong get to open its 2024 season in Geelong in front of a packed out stadium of loyal Geelong supporters rather than being shafted interstate as a pawn in some AFL tit-for-tat with NRL? Round Zero minnows in absolute shambles.

We got no invitation to play!..

 

[Orange crush]

You mean Geelong get to open its 2024 season in Geelong in front of a packed out stadium of loyal Geelong supporters rather than being shafted interstate as a pawn in some AFL tit-for-tat with NRL? Round Zero minnows in absolute shambles.

Extra bye gonna help premier contenders …

 

[Tiger2709]

That my club isn't on the minnow list? Nah.

Don't worry, just keep growing your tiny regional club and eventually it will make the minnows list, something to aspire to.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Someone should slap a backfire tag on this thread because we all know stupider is really triggered and seething his scats are minnow rejects!

 

[Orange crush]

Someone should slap a backfire tag on this thread because we all know stupider is really triggered and seething his scats are minnow rejects!

Responses to date have not been positive …. I’ve seen Webster family posts that made more sense

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Responses to date have not been positive …. I’ve seen Webster family posts that made more sense

Yes indeed, so far he's been like...

 

[STPer18]

Surprise surprise my fred is alread swarming with minnows. Unfortunately throwing a tantrum isn't an effective method of having the minnow certification removed. Now go off and play in SHITney and SHITland, and do be sure to put on a good little performance before the stars of the show take centre stage.

 

[Orange crush]

Surprise surprise my fred is alread swarming with minnows. Unfortunately throwing a tantrum isn't an effective method of having the minnow certification removed. Now go off and play in SHITney and SHITland, and do be sure to put on a good little performance before the stars of the show take centre stage.

Season opener against s**t Kilda …. So far down the pecking order it’s sad

 

[zackah]

LOL tiges blooz and pies

Looks like we are just the Big 1 now

 

[STPer18]

Let's do some quick calculations.

In the 21st century, the amount of flags won at the MCG, the Home of Football, amongst the entire collective of the Little Eight:

Brisbane: 3
Sydney: 2
Collingwood: 2
Richmond: 2
Melbourne: 0
Gold Coast: 0
GWS: 0
Carlton: 0

= 9 premierships

Now to prove just how small these clubs really are, I'll pick just THREE clubs outside of the Little Eight at complete random and compare their premiership total to the ENTIRE Little Eight:

Geelong: 4
Hawthorn: 4
West Coast: 2

= 10 premierships

That's right, the entirety of the Little Eight get beaten by three randomly selected non Little Eight clubs. And that's why you're being shipped off like the minnows you are.

 

[Orange crush]

So much copium with a dash of hopium

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fred title is missing an “n’t”

Enjoy your pre-season bye OP BTW the reigning premiers have their first home game before 12thlong

Looks like we are just the Big 1 now

Nah you’ve been a big #2 for a while now over 7,000 days in fact

 

[Sqotty from office works]

ng as the curtain raiser for the REAL teams come Round 1 aka the REAL start of the season.

So, without further ado, the following clubs are all CERTIFIED minnows kicking off the dew:

Sydney Swans
Melbourne Demons
Gold Coast Suns
Collingwood Magpies
Greater Western Sydney Giants
Richmond Tigers
Brisbane Lions
Carlton Blues

Henceforth to be known as the Little Eight. That is all.


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Wooooooo guess who didn't get invited to the all important opening round.
A Hahahahaha katters gonna kat.