Fixture Reminder, if your club is playing in 'Opening Round' aka 'Round Zero' aka 'Yet Another Shitty AFL Initiative Round', they are a certified minnow servi

[V_23]

Geelol smaller than a minnow, heard it straight from OP's mouf

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Geelol smaller than a minnow, heard it straight from OP's mouf

And he mad!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

If OR wasn’t a big deal, would the AFL pull out all the stops with quality artwork like THIS to promote it??? I think not



Check and m8, OP

 

[Jazny]

Oh dear, the Little Eight celebrating being part of "round ZEROES" is like when Elon Musk's SpaceX team cheered their own rocket exploding just after launch. Very embarrassing.

 

[STPer18]

If OR wasn’t a big deal, would the AFL pull out all the stops with quality artwork like THIS to promote it??? I think not

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Check and m8, OP

This is beyond embarrassing. Round ZERO has just outmaneuvered AFLX as the most embarrassing sporting initiative in the world. The only - and when I say only I mean ONLY - saving grace in all this is the AFL at least had the common sense to book the Little Eight to be involved in this rubbish and not stain the other ten clubs with this filth.

 

[Mofra]

I'll be tuning in to watch the curtain raiser teams have a go.

 

[Trouto]

ng as the curtain raiser for the REAL teams come Round 1 aka the REAL start of the season.

So, without further ado, the following clubs are all CERTIFIED minnows kicking off the dew:

Sydney Swans
Melbourne Demons
Gold Coast Suns
Collingwood Magpies
Greater Western Sydney Giants
Richmond Tigers
Brisbane Lions
Carlton Blues

Henceforth to be known as the Little Eight. That is all.


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you do realise this puts Freo on the big boys list......

Imagine blindly agreeing to what the AFL pumps out in their never ending attempt to make money!

 

[Tiger2709]

LOL tiges blooz and pies

Looks like we are just the Big 1 now

I've heard that they they weren't sure the Bombers could fill Heritage Bank stadium.

 

[Tiger2709]

Let's do some quick calculations. Here is my bottom 3 for 2024 in no particular order


Geelong:
Hawthorn:
West Coast:

Bold statement.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

This is beyond embarrassing

What's embarrassing (aside from your continual melting over being left out of opening round) is that a snorefest in Shitney that the AFL lied about being a sellout had a bigger crowd than you'll ever get at kitty litter ellipse

 

[STPer18]

Still suckling on AFL's penor after your cherished flOpening Round flopped. Little Eight supporters collectively gargling Dillon's special sauce is a new low.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

At least you got 11k at a preseason game

stop gargling the AFL's goo.

Tell me how that AFL caawk tastes though.

Still suckling on AFL's penor

collectively gargling Dillon's special sauce

That's quite the fixation you've got there

 

[STPer18]

flOpening Round believers are the same kind of people who thought AFLX was an exciting initiative that'd dominate the overseas markets aka absolute morans.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

There are no OR believers, outside of the AFL and their sycophantic gravy train riders

There are only bitter flogs whose teams got left out of OR

 

[STPer18]

After the monumental flop of the opening game of flOpening Round I'm hearing murmurs that the six remaining members of the Little Eight are trying to withdraw their participation. I doubt they'll get their way, so look forward to three more flops.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CSA: Collingwood have their first home game of the season before GeeLOL

 

[Stokey]

Well played OP.

Lots of minnow melts.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Lots of minnow melts

Agree


The OP is a minnow melt and he went downhill from there

 

[Stokey]

Agree


The OP is a minnow melt and he went downhill from there

Be better.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Be better.

You forgot to tag the OP

 

[Triggering Tiger]

After the monumental flop of the opening game of flOpening Round I'm hearing murmurs that the six remaining members of the Little Eight are trying to withdraw their participation. I doubt they'll get their way, so look forward to three more flops.

Stupider is still blubbering over his minnows being rejected for the opening round!...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

No wonder… from broken clock premiers to 12th to come back next week after Collingwood, Carlton, Sydney, Richmond and GWS have all played 2 games

 

[STPer18]

The football world is united in acknowledging the almighty flop that was the opening of flOpening Round. The flOpening Round believers left wondering how they were tricked into backing such an obvious flop in the first place.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No wonder… from broken clock premiers to 12th to come back next week after Collingwood, Carlton, Sydney, Richmond and GWS have all played 2 games

The AFL are so embarrassed about their multi million dollar sardine can ground upgrade they want to delay the opening as long as possible.

 

[STPer18]

Round 24, 2023: Sydney vs Melbourne at the SCG with a capacity of 41,753

flOpening Round, 2024: Sydney vs Melbourne at the SCG with a capaity of 40,012

Flop status? Confirmed.