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As I have mentioned in the Things That Shit Me Thread, my house got egged last Friday night by my stoned mates. Luckily I had a good day that day, I decided against revenge straight away. Seeing as I egged one of their places in March, I have thought against another egging revenge, because that shit is so hard to clean off and stinks :thumbsd:

I would like to pose two questions to GD. What other methods of revenge have you used? What should I consider doing?
 

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Invite them to a chilli con carne cook off carnival and feed them their parents in the chilli.

You need to devise a little scheme to pull it off though. E.g get your stoner mates (why they are referred to mates i dont know) parents to go help a pony lost at a farm where the crazy redneck will shoot trespassers on site, retrieve the bodies, chop them up and put them in the chilli.

Orrrrrr...

Wait outside their house when they are bringing their dioramas to school before giving them the soaking of their lives with the hose! Leaving you relatively dry.

Relatively you say? Theres bound to be splash back don't complain.

Bitch.
 
wait so you egg them. then they egg you. and now you want to get revenge?

i'm pretty sure this is how wars get started

face it. you just got your comeuppance. deal with it
 
Revenge is not good. Just laugh off what ever they did with them and move on you will eventually get them again somehow anyway.
 
Roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge!

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One of the best pranks I've ever suffered occurred when my friend asked for my phone out of the blue one time. I was a bit suspicious but he claimed he just wanted to have a look at the camera or something, so I naively handed it over. He gave it back after a few minutes, checked the inbox and outbox to make sure he hadn't been up to any mischief and found nothing.

Later on in the day I get a text from a girl who I had a thing for at the time, asking what was happening and so forth. The conversation progressed via text message quite normally, until she suggested we 'go out sometime', at which point my heart leapt. We agreed to meet up at a certain time and place, everything just suddenly seemed to fall into place.

Rocked up to our agreed meeting point 5 minutes early. After 30 minutes of waiting I decided to call her.

Except it wasn't her. My ******** of a 'friend' had edited my phonebook so that her name appeared with his number. He'd waited a few hours then sent the texts from his phone, me all the while thinking it was from her.

After him poorly trying to imitate her voice on the phone it quickly dawned on me what was going on and I almost broke my bloody phone in frustration.

Decided to see the ****ing movie we had arranged to see anyway just for the sake of it.
 

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getthefooty said:
One of the best pranks I've ever suffered occurred when my friend asked for my phone out of the blue one time. I was a bit suspicious but he claimed he just wanted to have a look at the camera or something, so I naively handed it over. He gave it back after a few minutes, checked the inbox and outbox to make sure he hadn't been up to any mischief and found nothing.

Later on in the day I get a text from a girl who I had a thing for at the time, asking what was happening and so forth. The conversation progressed via text message quite normally, until she suggested we 'go out sometime', at which point my heart leapt. We agreed to meet up at a certain time and place, everything just suddenly seemed to fall into place.

Rocked up to our agreed meeting point 5 minutes early. After 30 minutes of waiting I decided to call her.

Except it wasn't her. My ******** of a 'friend' had edited my phonebook so that her name appeared with his number. He'd waited a few hours then sent the texts from his phone, me all the while thinking it was from her.

After him poorly trying to imitate her voice on the phone it quickly dawned on me what was going on and I almost broke my bloody phone in frustration.

Decided to see the ****ing movie we had arranged to see anyway just for the sake of it.
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Have done this before, epic win :thumbsu:
 
The following is a true story of revenge that happened to a mate of mine ;)

A couple of years ago he got kinghit by a bloke he'd never met. He was walking this bird home after a night out (totally full) and this chap was walking towards them. As they passed each other on the footpath he threw his can of beer in the air and, as my mate watched it come down so as to avoid getting beer all over him, this bastard slipped in behind and gave him a hook to the back of the head. He dropped like water.

After he came to, a group of people were standing around. They had seen it happen and wanted to say how low it was and that this bloke was a prick of some repute. One of them knew who he was and where he lived.

Now onto the revenge part...

My mate scouted out his home and discovered he drove a very new and flash looking ford ute. That week at work he filled a glass jar with hydrochloric acid, punched holes in the lid and, late one night, went to his place and put the acid jar upside down on his new ute.

Never saw the result but it can't have been good.
 

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Get hold of your friends phone. Send him a recording of sex noises via bluetooth when he isn't looking. Set it as his ringtone. Call it when he's in a quiet lecture.

That's all I got.

A story from my brother. His mate pressed the button on the train which causes it to automatically stop. His mate ran away off the platform. In the following few days, my brother called his mate and pretended to be an officer from the Victoria Police. His mate believed it all and was informed that he would receive a court date in summons through the mail.

Brother told his mate about the prank the following day and was chased around the school for much of the day.
 
one that I've seen done:

If you can get into their house for a few hours undisturbed, get yourself some araldite or liquid nails or similar. Go around their house and glue EVERYTHING down. Don't mess stuff up or move anything, just glue it down where it is. Remote control on the table? Glue it down. Box of cornflakes on the kitchen bench? Glue it down.

The bloke I know who had it done was finding stuff glued down for weeks. Including his bike glued to the outside back wall of the house.
 

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