---> Round 5, FURIES vs Wonders

[rfctigerarmy]

Another disappointing loss... Another week coming up. When will the tide turn? Are the Furies bound for another bottom spot? 2 Years, 2 Spoons?
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Round 4 wrap:

* Yet ANOTHER close loss.. Cant we handle the final quarter pressure?
* Furies yet to win a game - still..
* Kretchys amazing performances continue to impress.. however, he is lacking support.

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Team tactics:

* Pass it to Kretchy
* New forward structure - check it out in "This weeks team" below.
* Run through the middle is important.

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THIS WEEKS TEAM:

B: mellow yellow : Showbag : One-Eyed Tiger
HB: Hutstar : Fwoy : Kahn
M:Wagstaff : rfctigearmy : Tigers_Goddess
HF: Weaver : Peejay : TheFoxhat
F: RichmondFan#1 : CJH : mog
R: GhostofJimJess : kretchy : Rodan#18.



INT: jeka : Piping Shrike

Reserves:
mighty tiges
Coughlan24
Tornmented Tiger
Nut
doug thomas

IN:
Hutstar
One-Eyed Tiger

OUT:
Nut
doug thomas

MAJOR CHANGES (Position)
- CJH Full Forward - Very close to being dropped this week mate. You were dominating the ruck last year but this year, you havent beaten the opposition.
- GHOST OF JIM JESS Ruck - Did well last week in the ruck..
- PEEJAY Centre Half Forward - 4 Goals last week.
- MELLOW YELLOW Back Pocket - struggling a bit a CHF.
- RICHMONDFAN#1 Forward Pocket - Struggling for goals.. hopefully you can direct some experiance with a bulked up forwrad line.
- SHOWBAG Full Back - From FF to FB.. gotta stop the goals mate.
- PIPING SHRIKE Bench - Rest mate..


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As Always:

Please, enjoy yourself. Make the Fantasy Footy enjoyable... if you want to write a statement about the past week, why your not selected, why you are selected and so on.. go ahead - please.

* Anyway, if you want to change position just reply to the thread. *

Cheers guys.

Go the Furies!

 

[Showbag]

- SHOWBAG Full Back - From FF to FB.. gotta stop the goals mate.

Good thinking coach. I think I was getting too much performance anxiety about kicking a bag each week and wasn't able to perform to my optimum.

 

[Weaver]

Can I play somewhere less demanding next week?

The forwards keep bullying me and kicking goals. Last week one of them went a little bit too strongly into a spoil and I got a nasty boo-boo on my forehead. Without mummy around to kiss it better it was a miracle I was able to play out the game at all.

The Furies cheer squad are giving me a hard time as well. They keep taunting me from over the fence. Something about turning circles and Queen Mary. It is a little bit soul destroying. I keep pointing out that I earn a lot more than they ever will and that I drive a flash car and rub shoulders with lingere models, but they refuse to understand.

They don't understand that I am struggling to figure out which one of the coach's instructions I am meant to be listening too. He tells me to "kick it long" and to "hit a target" ... what do I do when the only target is a short option? Obviously I can't do both ... so have to pick the difference.

I didn't put a blonde rinse through my hair to play in defence all the time.

Also I am have decided not to tackle anymore. I keep getting bumps and bruises and you guys who don't do any tackling have an unfair advantage when it comes to getting lucky in the night clubs. How am I meant to compete with a big bruise on my forehead ... stills hurts by the way.

 

[Mog]

All week I've been watching tapes of Footscray kick for goals in matches. Armed with the knowledge of what not to do, I'm sure I'll improve my accuracy.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Can I play somewhere less demanding next week?

The forwards keep bullying me and kicking goals. Last week one of them went a little bit too strongly into a spoil and I got a nasty boo-boo on my forehead. Without mummy around to kiss it better it was a miracle I was able to play out the game at all.

The Furies cheer squad are giving me a hard time as well. They keep taunting me from over the fence. Something about turning circles and Queen Mary. It is a little bit soul destroying. I keep pointing out that I earn a lot more than they ever will and that I drive a flash car and rub shoulders with lingere models, but they refuse to understand.

They don't understand that I am struggling to figure out which one of the coach's instructions I am meant to be listening too. He tells me to "kick it long" and to "hit a target" ... what do I do when the only target is a short option? Obviously I can't do both ... so have to pick the difference.

I didn't put a blonde rinse through my hair to play in defence all the time.

Also I am have decided not to tackle anymore. I keep getting bumps and bruises and you guys who don't do any tackling have an unfair advantage when it comes to getting lucky in the night clubs. How am I meant to compete with a big bruise on my forehead ... stills hurts by the way.

lol mate.... how about a Half Forward Flank position for this weeks match?

 

[Weaver]

lol mate.... how about a Half Forward Flank position for this weeks match?

HFF? Awesome. I won't be able to make it to training though, I'll have to get some highlights put in my hair. Have to look my best in case I make the highlights reel. When is the training session to practice goal celebrations? I want to make sure I am that one.

 

[Khan]

HFF? Awesome. I won't be able to make it to training though, I'll have to get some highlights put in my hair. Have to look my best in case I make the highlights reel. When is the training session to practice goal celebrations? I want to make sure I am that one.

Is that all I have to do to get a Forward position dye my hair and spend some time at the manicurists. Ohh well I lot of people have called be a Half Back Flanker before (ehh oxx, prr) I guesss I' ll stay there and keep on getting kicks. Come on fwoy and hut lets make their mid fielders hit a brick wall and rebound it to Our goals


Lets Roar

Khan

 

[rfctigerarmy]

HFF? Awesome. I won't be able to make it to training though, I'll have to get some highlights put in my hair. Have to look my best in case I make the highlights reel. When is the training session to practice goal celebrations? I want to make sure I am that one.

No probs Weaver... remember your contract expires at the end of the year. Either perform or streaks... or both... need your sale price up.

k thanks

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Forward pocket? Hehe, never played there but am willing to give it my best .

Go you good things (that's us)..