Ruour - Deddy set to return

[Deddy]

A comeback on the cards -
By I.M. Betterthancarro

Carro has recently reported that the young future star of the comp turned crybaby flog has expressed interest in returning to the SFA and some sources are even reporting that he has hit puberty over his time off (nothing has been confirmed yet.)

Now we all know the 'journalist' Carro isn't the most reliable source so I will update everyone once there is some news which isn't being reported by this cold hearted, norf hating, cow.

Watch this space

 

[Footypie32]

What's in it for me?

 

[okeydoke7]

If together we work, achieve great things we will. Yessssss.


But seriously, i'm just glad you used the right "ruour" after recent floggetory attempts around here.

 

[iBeng]

A comeback on the cards -
By I.M. Betterthancarro

Carro has recently reported that the young future star of the comp turned crybaby flog has expressed interest in returning to the SFA and some sources are even reporting that he has hit puberty over his time off (nothing has been confirmed yet.)

Now we all know the 'journalist' Carro isn't the most reliable source so I will update everyone once there is some news which isn't being reported by this cold hearted, norf hating, cow.

Watch this space

D-D-D-D-DROP THE BALLS!

 

[Claypigeon]

**** the PM. ..

Join the Gumbies Dedds. .. ;-)

 

[The Jet]

Just hope Deddy is holding the ACE card and not the Joker card in the deck he MAY be dealing us. At his best, Deddylonglegs is good for business.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

As a long time fan of Deddy this news arouses me.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

A comeback on the cards?

A fair bit of royalty in a deck of cards....

 

[The Jet]

A comeback on the cards?

A fair bit of royalty in a deck of cards....

Would be exciting proposition for any club. Doesn't royalty also have a court jester?

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Would be exciting proposition for any club. Doesn't royalty also have a court jester?

Lets not make this thread about you.

 

[The Jet]

Lets not make this thread about you.

Side splitting humour Wise Guy

Time to take a visit to the emergency ward of the nearest hospital, I need my sides sewn up.

 

[beez]

The Pokétopia Pirates like this.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Hawk...deddy. See? It works!

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Welcome to the Gumbies!

You can share my single bed. I tend to snore so you gots to deal with dat.

 

[Itsmyshow]

It has been written in the stars since the young man debuted...

Write that down.

 

[akkaps]

Deddy, if Wise Guy Sam agrees. There is a spot for you at the Royals.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Deddy, if Wise Guy Sam agrees. There is a spot for you at the Royals.

I'm all over it akkaps. But if Deddy goes somewhere else only my lame PM title is to blame.

 

[Danger in Texas]

Come to the Demons, we have some great players, a great culture, and, best of all, no juggs!

And by that I mean Juggalo Balla. We have plenty of the other jugs.

 

[Deddy]

BREAKING NEWS:
By Carro

Word is coming out from Deddy's management that he may be joining Buddy Franklin in Sydney on a very lucrative deal. Then again I always make shit up, so if that's the case again, disregard this.

Deddy is also reported to want to move somewhere that will allow him to be near his hero and mentor Joshua Bootsma.

 

[Danger in Texas]

BREAKING NEWS:
By Carro

Word is coming out from Deddy's management that he may be joining Buddy Franklin in Sydney on a very lucrative deal. Then again I always make shit up, so if that's the case again, disregard this.

Deddy is also reported to want to move somewhere that will allow him to be near his hero and mentor Joshua Bootsma.

It's by Caro. It can't be true.

 

[beez]

Bombers Sign Joshua Bootsma.
By J.B

The Bombers have tried to usurp the Furies' news today by announcing that they have signed former AFL player, Joshua Bootsma. The team from Baghdad, who struggled for much of Season 16, are believed to have wanted to shore up their defensive stocks.

Conditions were believed to be put in place including no socialising with renowned trouble maker Napoleon Dynamite and he is not to come within 50 metres of the ball on the Qooty Field.

Bombers captain, Gee Dub, was delighted with the news stating "We're excited to have such a young and upcoming albino in our ranks. We at the Bombers encourage diversity and are looking to add more shit diverse players in the coming days."

This is yet another risky move by the Baghdad board who are still copping grief from fans after their recruitment last season of troubled soul, The Jet. No doubt the Bombers entity have a method for this madness. Some say they are after the big daddy of the free agency list. Only time will tell if this recruiting ploy will pay dividends.

 

[Jonts]

Always was going to happen

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Deddy needs to suckle from the bosom of his fellow North brethren and he knows it.

If he signs with the Dragons then I have arranged a donut to jump out of Jack Ziebell at the welcoming party.

And not one of those shitty Reardo donuts either

 

[pantskyle]

Deddy needs to suckle from the bosom of his fellow North brethren and he knows it.

If he signs with the Dragons then I have arranged a donut to jump out of Jack Ziebell at the welcoming party.

And not one of those shitty Reardo donuts either

How do you reckon he makes the hole?