Game Sack watch watch

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Coach sack watch freds are a rich and valued Bay tradition. We have some long-running ones going currently:

Luke Drink (2017) 7 years - 11th
Simon Badloss (2017) 7 years - 4th
The good Scott brother (2017) 7 years - 2nd
Adam Limpshome (2017) 7 years - 15th
Kern Hernkley (2016) 8 years - 7th

Which will be the first one to claim it's victim?

Should really be Bevo but we know the Bullflogs board has no balls. Scott the only one who looks safe... Badloss surely only another straight sets exit away from getting the flick. Will Wurst Coast's resurgence save Simmo? Will H&A specialists Poort miss the 8?

And why isn't there a Longmanure sack watch fred?? When will patience with Clucko and Dimmo run out?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Last Drinks!

 

[AvantGardener]

How about Fly? He has let his true colours out with Ginnivan and Adams, jerks like him can only keep up the charade so long so will probably slip up on a current player soon

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

#rentfree

 

[FISTO]

Whose sack do you have your eyes on Saveloy Rockstar ?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

That’s a good question, friend. I’ve always got my feelers out for a nice smooth sack and the aforementioned sacks are like greased Teflon

But that’s the problem. They’re all slippery sacks. You’d need a firm grasp to get a hold of any of them and even then they could easily slip free again

Hopefully the Ballbags will grow a pair and fondle Bevo’s sack gently but firmly

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well thanks to the Tuggers (91 points lul) and Hangbaggers, Kern and Bevo are with us for at least another week

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Sack nine toes kransky Saveloy Rockstar

 

[crazywildhorse]

Badlose and Drinkies should just walk off on their own and forever be decorated as respectieve club greats. Both are seriously underperforming, but will continue till sacked. Won’t be this year.

Clarko is so cooked they should call him Lamb shanks. Norf should just back out quietly, but can’t now.

Kern is the ultimate almost man. No wonder he drinks Diet Coke. Not quite the real thing. Poort always do the bare minimum, which is enough for them it seems.

Eagles are the only team with historical balls, can see them pulling the pin, but who is out there as a replacement that will keep the savages out west happy?

The answer of who is going to get the flick earliest, however, is Adem “I got absolutely dudded” Yze. Was handed a Chevy with a Mopar cam. He’s the fall guy.

 

[Feraligatr]

Is Welfare the bulldogs?

I want to vote for them but he'll do just enough to keep the board happy and get an extention, Kenny style.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Was handed a Chevy with a Mopar cam

Nothing wrong with Mopar, friendo

Otherwise your post was spot on

Is Welfare the bulldogs?

Natch

 

[Feraligatr]

Nothing wrong with Mopar, friendo

Otherwise your post was spot on



Natch

I forgot about them. That's how much relevancy they have to the game I guess lol

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I honestly think Fagan will be the first coach to go this season, although I think he will voluntarily step down rather than getting nutted by the board.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Why would he ruin everyone’s fun like that

Sounds like something a racist would do

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Is Welfare the bulldogs?

The irony of someone without paid employment talking about welfare is lost on the OP.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The irony of someone without paid employment talking about welfare is lost on the OP.

You still want Bevo sacked ?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

You still want Bevo sacked ?

I do. We have a list that should be performing much better than it has been for many years now.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

The irony of someone without paid employment talking about welfare is lost on the OP.

As opposed to unpaid employment?

It’s called self-funded retirement, 2flags You’re welcome

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I do. We have a list that should be performing much better than it has been for many years now.

Well at least you're honest I will give you points for that

Missing finals last season was a blessing in disguise imo, you ended up with Ryley Saunders who is clearly an elite/top tier midfielder of the future.

The problem with moving Bevo on is that it's less likely you are going to end up with someone better tbh.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

As opposed to unpaid employment?

It’s called self-funded retirement, 2flags You’re welcome

Least you are not living off the public purse/taxpayers like most Collingwood supporters.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Oh look, another unimaginative stereotype /yawn

At least Collingwood supporters don't leave SFs early like some Carltank supporters

 

[crazywildhorse]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Dogs had a good win and bye next but still outside the 8

Poorf in the 8 but were absolutely pathetic and face the resurgent LOLions

Surely missing finals or failing to win a final will be the death of Kern?