Salads

[otaku]

Calling someone a freak because they don't like eating dead animals is bit rich, I could say that people eating dead animls are freaks, but each to their own.

No, you couldnt call them a freak. We are geared biologically to eat meat. The freaks are the ones who think there is some moral imperitive that we dont eat meat.

Strange people, those veggies.

 

[bunsen burner]

Salad is the girls domain. If there's a BBQ girls and sissies do the salad.

"But we're not your little slaves. What if we don't make salad, blah blah blah" you say?

Suit yourself I say.

Put a bunch of guys around a BBQ, don't invite any girls and I guarantee there'll be no salad and no one will notice.

 

[Effes]

Exactly right BB

In year 9 we had to go off to the country, live there for 8 weeks....cook our own food etc.

I always left out salad.....but there was one kid (sissy) who always complained 'where are we gonna get our nutrients'

salads don't fill you up whatsoever.......you could eat tonnes of it but it doesnt fill you up like a nice juicy T-Bone

 

[mantis]

salads don't fill you up whatsoever.......you could eat tonnes of it but it doesnt fill you up like a nice juicy T-Bone

That's where you are wrong, if you include mushrooms, potatoes, eggs, rice, pasta, legumes, & cheese in your salads, it does fill you up as much as eating a slab of dead animal.

 

[Effes]

Of course those type of vegetables/other products will fill you up

But on their own, salad leaves do nothing to fill you up

 

[mantis]

Of course those type of vegetables/other products will fill you up

But on their own, salad leaves do nothing to fill you up

But there are more to salads than "leaves", hell there are so many different salads using all of the above foods I mentioned, they are more than satsifying. They also provide you with the iron, carbs, proteins, vitamins that your body needs to stay healthy.

 

[bunsen burner]

But there are more to salads than "leaves", hell there are so many different salads using all of the above foods I mentioned, they are more than satsifying. They also provide you with the iron, carbs, proteins, vitamins that your body needs to stay healthy.

All well and good but steak does the job better and is tastier to boot. Besides, I heard eating to much salad as a child can make you grow up to be a ***.

 

[mantis]

Besides, I heard eating to much salad as a child can make you grow up to be a ***.

Only rednecks believe that, they think pumping their kids full of booze & drugs will make them hetro, when in fact it just produces short, agro, moronic idiots.

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

All well and good but steak does the job better and is tastier to boot. Besides, I heard eating to much salad as a child can make you grow up to be a ***.

Back in the day, a kid at my high school at salads all the time. Apparently he's now a hairdresser and drives a Honda Excel. You do the math.

 

[Higgs Boson]

MMMMMM tabouli in a kebab but on it's own, i dont think so, it at least needs to be loosely packed somehow

A tofu kebab goes alright too, loosely packed of course!

 

[big_pimping]

I dont know if any of you have heard of this one, but my mum makes a marshmallow salad, its great, it has pineapple, coconut, mandarin, peace and sour cream in it, its more of a dessert, but whenever we have a family gathering she always brings it and it is loved by all the family

 

[bunsen burner]

I dont know if any of you have heard of this one, but my mum makes a marshmallow salad, its great, it has pineapple, coconut, mandarin, peace and sour cream in it, its more of a dessert, but whenever we have a family gathering she always brings it and it is loved by all the family

Are you and all your brothers in a synchronised dancing troup by any chance?

 

[Borry]

Garden salad, can't go past that.

 

[Borry]

And Greek Salads are great too.

 

[big_pimping]

Are you and all your brothers in a synchronised dancing troup by any chance?

lol they could be

 

[Vandal]

Besides, I heard eating to much salad as a child can make you grow up to be a ***.

 

[Borry]

Salad is the girls domain.

Put a bunch of guys around a BBQ, don't invite any girls and I guarantee there'll be no salad and no one will notice.

Too true.

Had plenty of BBQ's with mates while at uni in Kalgoorlie and I can only remember once when there was salad and that was bought by a girl.

 

[materamagic]

what a sexist and macho thread. girls salad, some of the best chefs who win salad awards are blokes what's more ive seen a bunch of shiela's having a sausage fest.

push come to shove you cant go wrong with Black Sabbaths preferred salad

RAT SALAD.

 

[materamagic]

in summer you cant beat having a fresh crayfish salad chilled with a bit of purple onion, some olive oil and vinegar or some pickled occy, growing up id always pull the pots, then have a cray salad for lunch whilst other kids ate vegemite sangers

 

[bunsen burner]

what a sexist and macho thread. girls salad, some of the best chefs who win salad awards are blokes

Yep, ****.

what's more ive seen a bunch of shiela's having a sausage fest.

haven't we all. Some girls like a good spit roast.

push come to shove you cant go wrong with Black Sabbaths preferred salad

RAT SALAD.

Surprised you didn't make a link to George Harrison. Must be a first for you. Well done.

 

[materamagic]

Yep, ****.

haven't we all. Some girls like a good spit roast.

Surprised you didn't make a link to George Harrison. Must be a first for you. Well done.

Harrison salad with extra texture:

prime dark horse chopped and marinated
handfull of unique melody
dash of harmony
garnished with krshna

serve chilled or store at temperature no higher than 33 and 1/3.

how could one forget. its the first of his favourite dishes in the Dark Ding Horse Dongs Bhavagad Gita