Style sante's stats

[Headless]

sante has agreed to 'wow' us with some scintillating stats.

Over to you, sante!

 

[Proper Gander]

Hi! Sante here

 

[Crimson Azure]

Anyone can produce statistics, 97% of people know that.

 

[sante]

sante has agreed to 'wow' us with some scintillating stats.

Over to you, sante!

Yep. I’ll be right back

 

[sante]

There’s a 5% chance that this thread is a success

 

[Proper Gander]

Imposter alert!

 

[sante]

Imposter alert!

Well come on, where are your stats?

 

[Proper Gander]

Well come on, where are your stats?

Stolen.

By an imposter. Or imposters - hard to know without further investigation how deep this goes