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Formerly "Dos23"
Sweet Cricket Association Admins Rule Against Darkness Eternal’s Legal Bid to Halt Draft
In an unprecedented drama at the Sweet Cricket Association (SCA), Darkness Eternal’s (DE) desperate attempt to halt the draft via legal action has been thwarted by the league’s administrators, cats2rise and akkaps. The DE captain, Boncer34, made no effort to hide his frustration, but also appeared to double down on his team’s controversial strategy.
Speaking to reporters after the announcement, Boncer34 stated, “Look, this was never about stopping the draft permanently. We just needed time to figure out what penalty we’d face for not using our last pick. If it’s a choice between taking someone of damicky quality or losing premiership points, we’ll give up the points every single time. Our integrity isn’t up for debate—our standards for drafting players are.”
The legal maneuver, which sources suggest was spearheaded by a shadowy team of corporate lawyers, was described by Cats2Rise as “the kind of stunt that only DE could come up with.” Akkaps, less amused, called it “a colossal waste of everyone’s time,” before adding that any further attempts to derail the draft would be met with harsher consequences.
Despite the chaos, the ruling was clear: Darkness Eternal must make a selection with their final pick and cannot pass. With the clock ticking, fans are speculating whether DE will reluctantly choose a player from the pool or find themselves in further trouble for simply refusing to play ball.
“It's a tough spot for them,” an anonymous insider commented. “The league’s made it crystal clear that passing isn’t an option. But knowing DE, they’ll find a way to make it entertaining for everyone—probably at their own expense.”
The draft resumes today, with the spotlight squarely on DE as they scramble to fill their final roster spot. One thing is certain: the SCA never fails to deliver off-field drama worthy of the cricketing gods.
In an unprecedented drama at the Sweet Cricket Association (SCA), Darkness Eternal’s (DE) desperate attempt to halt the draft via legal action has been thwarted by the league’s administrators, cats2rise and akkaps. The DE captain, Boncer34, made no effort to hide his frustration, but also appeared to double down on his team’s controversial strategy.
Speaking to reporters after the announcement, Boncer34 stated, “Look, this was never about stopping the draft permanently. We just needed time to figure out what penalty we’d face for not using our last pick. If it’s a choice between taking someone of damicky quality or losing premiership points, we’ll give up the points every single time. Our integrity isn’t up for debate—our standards for drafting players are.”
The legal maneuver, which sources suggest was spearheaded by a shadowy team of corporate lawyers, was described by Cats2Rise as “the kind of stunt that only DE could come up with.” Akkaps, less amused, called it “a colossal waste of everyone’s time,” before adding that any further attempts to derail the draft would be met with harsher consequences.
Despite the chaos, the ruling was clear: Darkness Eternal must make a selection with their final pick and cannot pass. With the clock ticking, fans are speculating whether DE will reluctantly choose a player from the pool or find themselves in further trouble for simply refusing to play ball.
“It's a tough spot for them,” an anonymous insider commented. “The league’s made it crystal clear that passing isn’t an option. But knowing DE, they’ll find a way to make it entertaining for everyone—probably at their own expense.”
The draft resumes today, with the spotlight squarely on DE as they scramble to fill their final roster spot. One thing is certain: the SCA never fails to deliver off-field drama worthy of the cricketing gods.
