Official Match Thread Season 32 Round 3 - Fighting Furies vs Gumbies FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[omgfridge]

Tell ya what, filling out this census is enthralling

 

[Barrybran]

I can arrange a 2 for 1 deal if you like

That seems like an efficient way to contract an STD

 

[Rioli8217]

Well I just checked your match from last week and that’s ******* ridiculous!!
When I said huge I was talking over 80 pages with Roys players going over 200… and then I saw that…

Mister M, GREENESHOOTS, and I had 0 involvment whatsoever. Like 0 except that 0 has a plus 1 next to it, and that 1 has a plus 3^6 next to it.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Tell ya what, filling out this census is enthralling

I got a bot to do mine. Let's see eh?

 

[Senor M]

Tell ya what, filling out this census is enthralling

Did you get to the question about how you travelled to work this morning yet?

 

[Barrybran]

Come on Baz, we're at least as good as 2014 Carlton, maaaaybe even the 2011 version

 

[Barrybran]

Tell ya what, filling out this census is enthralling

What religion did you choose?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Tell ya what, filling out this census is enthralling

****in swap ya I’ve just been alerted that I may have been exposed at a tier one site literally just a minute ago..
Better ****ing not have been!

 

[Barrybran]

Did you get to the question about how you travelled to work this morning yet?

Anyone here from Sydney?

How did you travel to work this morning?

 

[Barrybran]

fu**in swap ya I’ve just been alerted that I may have been exposed at a tier one site literally just a minute ago..
Better ******* not have been!

 

[Senor M]

Anyone here from Sydney?

How did you travel to work this morning?

Not from Sydney--- but definitely felt that way this morning.

Do we call it Lockdown 6 in Melbourne or Lockdown 5.1, as I feel we only just came out of the last one.

 

[Rioli8217]

What religion did you choose?

There is only one valid religion and that is The Cult of Cuthulu. On second thoughts, Scientology may fit too.

The Scientological Cult of Cuthulu.

 

[damicky]

The Bombers were really taking damicky last week.

damicky -- have you met Rodney Dangerfield yet?

Not officially ... do we like him?

 

[omgfridge]

Did you get to the question about how you travelled to work this morning yet?

Yep - work from home represent

 

[omgfridge]

I got a bot to do mine. Let's see eh?

To be fair, im sitting next to my mrs whose filling it out. The questions about how many hours of housework one does raised some eyebrows

 

[omgfridge]

What religion did you choose?

Church of Rodders

 

[Senor M]

Not officially ... do we like him?

Rodney Dangerfield is a former member of the Furies.

So we respect him for his legacy, but also remind him that he's past his prime. My advice would be to tell him to Ruck Off!

 

[omgfridge]

fu**in swap ya I’ve just been alerted that I may have been exposed at a tier one site literally just a minute ago..
Better ******* not have been!

Gumbies forfeit if your out big fella!

 

[GWS Goose]

Callums_Guns always welcome though hes probably in mourning over the suspension

What a disgrace that was

 

[Rioli8217]

To be fair, im sitting next to my mrs whose filling it out. The questions about how many hours of housework one does raised some eyebrows

Yeah I didn't really, and still don't, understand why they need to know. What point does it help prove, or how does it help the government understand people?

 

[Metalcrusher]

Yeah I didn't really, and still don't, understand why they need to know. What point does it help prove, or how does it help the government understand people?

To measure "downtime" ....

 

[Rioli8217]

What a disgrace that was

Danger did the same in the granny and got basically nothing. #tobias

 

[GWS Goose]

The Bombers

#thoughtsandprayers

 

[Barrybran]

Rodney Dangerfield is a former member of the Furies.

So we respect him for his legacy, but also remind him that he's past his prime. My advice would be to tell him to Ruck Off!

See, this is one of those moments where you need to do your homework. Rodney Dangerfield is somewhat of a late bloomer in this league. Sure, he's played over 200 games and won a flag but Rodders is just starting to bloom as a qooty player. We thought we had an unfair advantage putting him at full forward but we put him in the ruck and what does he do? Rattles off 22 hitouts like its nothing. Insane.

 

[Bastyy]

YOUR TAGS ******* WORK!

WE HAVE A PM FOR THIS!
USE IT

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