Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 4 - Gold City Royals v East Side Phoenix @ The Golden Throne

[grumbleguts]

It's also game 96 for me today. I am almost there for the worst 100 gamer in SFA history.

Not sure: You have me pipped: (frees are in terms of for against ratio)

	The Majestic	Grumbleguts
HitOuts	0.13​	0.11​
Kicks	5.14​	5.23​
Marks	3.02​	2.31​
Handballs	5.01​	4.36​
Tackles	0.66​	0.66​
Frees For	1.42​	0.47​
Frees Agnst	1.18​	0.58​
Goals	0.28​	0.57​
Behinds	0.17​	0.42​
Disposals	10.15​	9.59​
DreamTeam	37.03​	36.63​

 

[Membling]

Ah mexican food.

The dual edged feed

 

[grumbleguts]

Ah mexican food.

The dual edged feed

What is this in relation to?

 

[Membling]

What is this in relation to?

Nothing in particular bar a pre match ritual that should not be followed.

So effectively, inane dribble

 

[Bianconeri]

Nothing a wyrmslayer couldn't take care of!

If we turn to Pokémon logic we just need to throw a rock at them

 

[Cadsky]

If we turn to Pokémon logic we just need to throw a rock at them

Easily the most effective method!

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Not sure: You have me pipped: (frees are in terms of for against ratio)

	The Majestic	Grumbleguts
HitOuts	0.13​	0.11​
Kicks	5.14​	5.23​
Marks	3.02​	2.31​
Handballs	5.01​	4.36​
Tackles	0.66​	0.66​
Frees For	1.42​	0.47​
Frees Agnst	1.18​	0.58​
Goals	0.28​	0.57​
Behinds	0.17​	0.42​
Disposals	10.15​	9.59​
DreamTeam	37.03​	36.63​

Those are some elite numbers

 

[Cadsky]

Not sure: You have me pipped: (frees are in terms of for against ratio)

	The Majestic	Grumbleguts
HitOuts	0.13​	0.11​
Kicks	5.14​	5.23​
Marks	3.02​	2.31​
Handballs	5.01​	4.36​
Tackles	0.66​	0.66​
Frees For	1.42​	0.47​
Frees Agnst	1.18​	0.58​
Goals	0.28​	0.57​
Behinds	0.17​	0.42​
Disposals	10.15​	9.59​
DreamTeam	37.03​	36.63​

Let's get those goals above 1

 

[grumbleguts]

Those are some elite numbers

They're actually not. Every single stat I have, my games played is a higher ranking. If think about that for even a couple of seconds, that screams crap qootier more than any other stat.

Look at the games played rank. In not one stat am I even at parity with people who have played the same amount of games. A vanilla player would be on or about their games played rank in the stats that are relevant to their position.



Thankfully that's all about to turn around.

 

[grumbleguts]

Nothing in particular bar a pre match ritual that should not be followed.

So effectively, inane dribble

Could it also be referred to as inane drivel?

Asking for a friend.

 

[grumbleguts]

Let's get those goals above 1

To do that this week, I'd need exactly 70 goals. I KNEW I shouldn't have handed that one off to nahnah last week.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Under an hour to go until we light the match under the spontaneously combusting avian infestation.

 

[Brenton Davy]

To do that this week, I'd need exactly 70 goals. I KNEW I shouldn't have handed that one off to nahnah last week.

Your selflessness knows no bounds

 

[grumbleguts]

Under an hour to go until we light the match under the spontaneously combusting avian infestation.

You mean smouldering chicken invasion?

 

[Brenton Davy]

You mean smouldering chicken invasion?

 

[grumbleguts]

Under an hour to go until we light the match under the spontaneously combusting avian infestation.

This reminds me of when I started writing a book of nursery rhymes using academic language.

So here's my version of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
First I will paste the original by way of translation:
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rules,
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned him out
But still it lingered near,
He waited patiently about,
Till Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cried.
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
The teacher did reply.

And now my version
Mary procured a juvenile ruminant quadrupedal male mammal of the species Ovis aries, the fibrous outer covering of which bore a strong resemblance to the albedic pallidness of aqueous crystalline precipitation

Every set of (x,y) coordinates to which Mary ventured the aforementioned quadrupedal mammal had a high probabilistic certainty of following.

On a particular rotation of a planet in geosolar orbit, the aforementioned ovine ruminant reproduced Mary’s path through the space-time continuum until it had been positioned at the educational institution to which Mary frequented.

The attendance of a juvenile ruminant quadrupedal mammal of the species Ovis aries at the aforementioned educational establishment was contrary to certain ordinances instituted by the authorities at said establishment. This attendance by the fibrous coated mammal, though illegal, triggered jovial recreational diversionary amusement activities in juvenile Homo sapiens sapiens unrelated to Mary to have ocular confirmation that the juvenile form of Ovis aries was in fact located within the outer boundary of the educational facility defined by its fence.

Due to the transgression on the part of both Mary and the offending wool-covered meat-based cultivar, the educational specialist evicted the roastable pet however it still remained in close proximity. In this manner did the rustic organism abide until such time as Mary’s presence was apparent.

The collective student populace of the educational resource centre, evinced the virtue of wonder in posing the conundrum with considerable zeal “On what basis does the beast of the field form a strong emotional attachment to Student Unit Mary?” To which their government appointed mentor replied, “Mary is in a mutually appreciative synergistic relationship with the frolicking creature, such that that appreciation is reflected in an interspecies relationship, but not in that way.”

 

[Brenton Davy]

This reminds me of when I started writing a book of nursery rhymes using academic language.

So here's my version of Mary Had a Little Lamb.
First I will paste the original by way of translation:
Mary had a little lamb,
whose fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rules,
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned him out
But still it lingered near,
He waited patiently about,
Till Mary did appear.

"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cried.
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,"
The teacher did reply.

And now my version
Mary procured a juvenile ruminant quadrupedal male mammal of the species Ovis aries, the fibrous outer covering of which bore a strong resemblance to the albedic pallidness of aqueous crystalline precipitation

Every set of (x,y) coordinates to which Mary ventured the aforementioned quadrupedal mammal had a high probabilistic certainty of following.

On a particular rotation of a planet in geosolar orbit, the aforementioned ovine ruminant reproduced Mary’s path through the space-time continuum until it had been positioned at the educational institution to which Mary frequented.

The attendance of a juvenile ruminant quadrupedal mammal of the species Ovis aries at the aforementioned educational establishment was contrary to certain ordinances instituted by the authorities at said establishment. This attendance by the fibrous coated mammal, though illegal, triggered jovial recreational diversionary amusement activities in juvenile Homo sapiens sapiens unrelated to Mary to have ocular confirmation that the juvenile form of Ovis aries was in fact located within the outer boundary of the educational facility defined by its fence.

Due to the transgression on the part of both Mary and the offending wool-covered meat-based cultivar, the educational specialist evicted the roastable pet however it still remained in close proximity. In this manner did the rustic organism abide until such time as Mary’s presence was apparent.

The collective student populace of the educational resource centre, evinced the virtue of wonder in posing the conundrum with considerable zeal “On what basis does the beast of the field form a strong emotional attachment to Student Unit Mary?” To which their government appointed mentor replied, “Mary is in a mutually appreciative synergistic relationship with the frolicking creature, such that that appreciation is reflected in an interspecies relationship, but not in that way.”

The latter version makes much more sense…

 

[GreyCrow]

Go Royals.

Even the ledger

 

[grumbleguts]

The latter version makes much more sense…

I agree. It contains less ambiguity, I mean "had a little lamb"? What? With rosemanry and mint sauce?

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... GCR v ESP

                       ESP
Golumless                   Cadsky                   Ulahoopski
madman18                    Itsmyshow                Drunkgoliath

caesar88                    Camros2                  MrPremiership
akkaps                      DemurePrincess           Krazy Kris

krakouers                   CakeEater                Brenton Davy
The Majestic                Jhye Clark 13            Callums_Guns

nahnah                      gouki88                  Bianconeri
Wise Guy Sam                Red mist                 thewizardmelon

SarahSmiles                 grumbleguts              Smartys Power
Zoops                       Shermy                   Catsnlakers
                            GCR

GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Membling, hotchilli
ESP Foll : por_please_ya, MP_, Rankine2Rachele

GCR INT : Memphis, Lomas
ESP INT : Billy87, jackenny

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Gold City Royals: <none>
East Side Phoenix: <none>

Round 04, Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

 

[Cadsky]

C'mon Royals!

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - GreyCrow taps it down.
1 : .07 {lW} - Membling picks it up on the bounce.
1 : .12 {lW} - Callums_Guns applies the tackle on Brenton Davy.
1 : .16 {rW} - Callums_Guns looking for a lead.
1 : .18 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to MP_.
1 : .22 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : .26 {rW} - Flicks it to Callums_Guns.
1 : .3 {rHFF} - Quick hands to MP_.
1 : .32 {rHFF} - Great bump by Membling. MP_ has not moved.
1 : .36 {lHBF} - MrPremiership with a little space.
1 : .4 {C} - Kicks in the direction of CakeEater.
1 : .45 {C} - CakeEater uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
1 : .46 {C} - CakeEater looking for a lead.
1 : .51 {C} - CakeEater kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
1 : .55 {lW} - The ball is now with The Majestic.
1 : .59 {C} - Passes to Jhye Clark 13 by hand.
1 : 1.01 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards Callums_Guns.
1 : 1.05 {rW} - Brenton Davy drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 1.09 {rW} - Nobody's checking krakouers.
1 : 1.13 {rW} - He involves hotchilli in the play.
1 : 1.16 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Bianconeri.
1 : 1.19 {lHFF} - Too strong Bianconeri.
1 : 1.23 {lHFF} - Bianconeri sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 1.28 {lHFF} - No-look handpass to Membling.
1 : 1.32 {lHFF} - MP_ smothers the kick.
1 : 1.34 {rHBF} - So thewizardmelon ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 1.38 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 1.42 {rW} - Callums_Guns presents.
1 : 1.46 {rW} - Brenton Davy upset the marking attempt by Callums_Guns.
1 : 1.49 {lW} - Brenton Davy takes off.
1 : 1.52 {rHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 1.57 {rHFF} - At the back is nahnah who will take the mark.
1 : 2.01 {rHFF} - nahnah with the ball now.
1 : 2.03 {lFP} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 2.07 {lFP} - Poor effort from Smartys Power and Catsnlakers takes the mark.
1 : 2.11 {rBP} - Catsnlakers to send the ball forward.
1 : 2.15 {rBP} - I believe a change is about to occur.
1 : 2.17 - <<< Catsnlakers is trading places with Red mist >>>
1 : 2.25 {rBP} - Now Red mist has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.3 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to por_please_ya.
1 : 2.32 {rHBF} - Quick hands to MP_.
1 : 2.35 {rHBF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.4 {lHBF} - He involves Wise Guy Sam in the play.
1 : 2.44 {rHBF} - Huge handpass to thewizardmelon. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.48 {lW} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 2.5 {lW} - The Majestic gets too far under the ball.
1 : 2.54 {lW} - The Majestic picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 2.58 {rW} - Quick hands to Callums_Guns.
1 : 3.02 {rW} - He handpasses to MP_.
1 : 3.05 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.09 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.13 {rHBF} - Spears a kick towards thewizardmelon.
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon spills the mark.
1 : 3.19 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 3.23 {rHBF} - Rankine2Rachele receives his handpass.
1 : 3.27 {C} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 3.31 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 3.34 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 with all the time in the world.
1 : 3.38 {lW} - Passes to The Majestic by hand.
1 : 3.42 {lW} - Great bump by krakouers. The Majestic has not moved.
1 : 3.46 {rW} - krakouers has a paddock.
1 : 3.48 {lW} - He kicks sideways towards Brenton Davy.
1 : 3.52 {lW} - Brenton Davy sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 3.56 {lW} - Brenton Davy wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4 {CHF} - He kicks towards gouki88 and Catsnlakers.
1 : 4.04 {CHF} - Catsnlakers must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 4.07 {CHB} - Catsnlakers looking for a lead.
1 : 4.1 {lHBF} - He tries to find Wise Guy Sam with a chip pass.
1 : 4.15 {lHBF} - But in the way is nahnah.
1 : 4.19 {rHFF} - nahnah has possession.
1 : 4.21 - <<< Memphis is coming on to replace Golumless >>>
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - nahnah sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to Membling.
1 : 4.35 {rHFF} - Membling runs into MP_ and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 4.4 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam dances around nahnah.
1 : 4.43 {rW} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 4.48 {rW} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by Brenton Davy.
1 : 4.5 {lW} - Brenton Davy takes off.
1 : 4.54 {C} - Long handpass to the running CakeEater.
1 : 4.58 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Bianconeri.
1 : 5.02 {lHFF} - Bianconeri too far out to score - or is he?.
1 : 5.04 {lHFF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1
East Side Phoenix : 0.0.0
1 : 5.12 {FB} - Zoops wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 5.16 - <<< Golumless is coming on to replace Memphis >>>
1 : 5.23 {FB} - Zoops sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.27 {FB} - Zoops has a bounce.
1 : 5.31 {rBP} - Passes to Red mist by hand.
1 : 5.35 {rBP} - He handpasses to por_please_ya.
1 : 5.37 {rBP} - Gets a handpass away to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 5.41 {rBP} - What a tackle by GreyCrow.
1 : 5.45 {FF} - grumbleguts looks downfield.
1 : 5.49 {FF} - grumbleguts flat out refuses to lower his eyes.
1 : 5.52 {FF} - Just one behind to grumbleguts.
Gold City Royals : 0.2.2
East Side Phoenix : 0.0.0
1 : 6 {FB} - Zoops with the ball now.
1 : 6.04 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on thewizardmelon to mark.
1 : 6.06 {rHBF} - But chipping in front is Bianconeri.
1 : 6.1 {CHF} - Now gouki88 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.15 {CHF} - gouki88 bounces the ball.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - gouki88 is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 6.2 {FF} - gouki88 ignores a lead to have a shot.
1 : 6.25 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Gold City Royals : 1.2.8
East Side Phoenix : 0.0.0
1 : 6.29 {C} - Superb ruckwork from GreyCrow.
1 : 7.1 {C} - CakeEater streaming down the ground.
1 : 7.1 {rHFF} - Pumps it long for nahnah.
1 : 7.12 {rHFF} - Wise Guy Sam gets a timely fist to the ball.
1 : 7.14 {rHFF} - nahnah with all the time in the world.
1 : 7.16 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - The kick seeks out grumbleguts.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - Shermy did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - The ball is now with grumbleguts.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - grumbleguts's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
1 : 7.18 {FF} - That's a very important six points.
Gold City Royals : 2.2.14
East Side Phoenix : 0.0.0
1 : 7.18 {C} - GreyCrow gets the ball down.
1 : 7.2 {lW} - GreyCrow slowing down the play.
1 : 7.22 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 7.26 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 7.31 {C} - CakeEater turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 7.34 {C} - Handpasses to hotchilli.
1 : 7.37 {C} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.

 

[MWPP]

1 : 7.41 {C} - It just scrapes in for a point.
Gold City Royals : 2.3.15
East Side Phoenix : 0.0.0
1 : 7.49 {FB} - Now Zoops has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 7.53 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards thewizardmelon.
1 : 7.55 {rHBF} - Bianconeri will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 8 {rHBF} - Who wants it? thewizardmelon does. Great stuff.
1 : 8.04 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon bounces the ball.
1 : 8.07 {C} - Hands it off to Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 8.1 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.14 {CHF} - Jhye Clark 13 touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - What a tackle by Camros2.
1 : 8.22 {rHBF} - Quality gather by caesar88.
1 : 8.24 {lW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Brenton Davy.
1 : 8.28 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 8.33 {lW} - A bit of space for Brenton Davy to utilise.
1 : 8.36 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards gouki88.
1 : 8.38 {CHF} - gouki88 slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Catsnlakers.
1 : 8.43 {CHB} - Catsnlakers dances around gouki88.
1 : 8.47 {rW} - He kicks towards Callums_Guns and Brenton Davy.
1 : 8.51 {rW} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 8.53 {rW} - Who wants it? Callums_Guns does. Great stuff.
1 : 8.57 {rW} - A quick handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 9.01 {rW} - Rankine2Rachele dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.06 {rHFF} - Rankine2Rachele's taken another bounce.
1 : 9.09 {rHFF} - Quick hands to MP_ under pressure.
1 : 9.11 {lFP} - madman18 and Golumless jostle for position.
1 : 9.16 {lFP} - Great saving mark taken by Golumless.
1 : 9.2 {FB} - Taking the ball is Cadsky.
1 : 9.23 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 9.26 {lHBF} - Poor option and Krazy Kris makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 9.3 {rHFF} - Not enough pressure on Krazy Kris.
1 : 9.34 {rHFF} - OOOOOOOooohh... MrPremiership has poleaxed Krazy Kris.
1 : 9.38 {lHBF} - MrPremiership with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 9.4 {lHBF} - MrPremiership dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.45 {lHBF} - Membling on the end of this.
1 : 9.49 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to hotchilli.
1 : 9.53 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to MrPremiership.
1 : 9.55 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.59 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to krakouers.
1 : 10.03 {rW} - Finds Membling with a handball.
1 : 10.07 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards Brenton Davy.
1 : 10.09 {lW} - Brenton Davy traps the ball beautifully.
1 : 10.13 {lW} - The ball is now with Brenton Davy.
1 : 10.18 {rHFF} - Kicks in the direction of nahnah.
1 : 10.22 {rHFF} - nahnah spills the mark.
1 : 10.25 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.28 {lHBF} - I believe a change is about to occur.
1 : 10.32 - <<< krakouers is trading places with Ulahoopski >>>
1 : 10.4 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam has it.
1 : 10.42 {rW} - Finds Callums_Guns with a handball.
1 : 10.46 {rW} - Not sure what that was for but Callums_Guns will have to give up the ball.
1 : 10.51 {lW} - Brenton Davy has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.55 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards CakeEater.
1 : 10.56 {C} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 11.01 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 slowing down the play.
1 : 11.05 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has a bounce.
1 : 11.09 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 11.11 {lHFF} - caesar88 reads the play better and marks.
1 : 11.15 {rHBF} - The ball is now with caesar88.
1 : 11.19 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to MrPremiership.
1 : 11.23 {rHBF} - caesar88 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 11.25 {lW} - Brenton Davy trying to offer a lead.
1 : 11.3 {lW} - Callums_Guns is in the way and will mark.
1 : 11.34 {rW} - Callums_Guns slowing down the play.
1 : 11.38 {rW} - Callums_Guns nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 11.4 {lHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Catsnlakers.
1 : 11.48 {CHB} - por_please_ya on the end of this.
1 : 11.52 {lW} - He sees a lead by The Majestic and kicks in that direction.
1 : 11.56 {lW} - Great saving mark taken by Ulahoopski.
1 : 11.58 {rW} - Ulahoopski has possession.
1 : 12.03 {rW} - He's brought down by The Majestic.
1 : 12.07 {lW} - The Majestic wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.11 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris misjudges it and it's an easy mark to MrPremiership.
1 : 12.17 {lHBF} - MrPremiership to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.21 {rW} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Ulahoopski to mark.
1 : 12.25 {rW} - The Majestic reads the play better and marks.
1 : 12.27 {lW} - The Majestic with the ball now.
1 : 12.31 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to por_please_ya.
1 : 12.36 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 12.4 {lHFF} - por_please_ya is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 12.41 {lHFF} - Handballs to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 12.46 {lHFF} - Rankine2Rachele takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 12.5 {rFP} - He looks for Drunkgoliath.
1 : 12.54 {rFP} - krakouers drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 12.56 {lBP} - krakouers slowing down the play.
1 : 13 {CHB} - A hospital kick.
1 : 13.04 {CHB} - DemurePrincess drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 13.08 {CHF} - DemurePrincess has it.
1 : 13.13 - <<< Memphis is coming on to replace Golumless >>>
1 : 13.19 {CHF} - DemurePrincess signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 13.23 - <<< Golumless is coming on to replace krakouers >>>
1 : 13.29 {CHF} - DemurePrincess to send the ball forward.
1 : 13.33 {FF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 13.37 {FF} - But the kick goes straight to Cadsky.
1 : 13.41 {FB} - Nobody's checking Cadsky.
1 : 13.43 {FB} - And that'll be a throw in... Wait... The umpire says its deliberate. I don't believe this.
1 : 13.48 {FF} - Itsmyshow wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 13.52 {FF} - This should be a goal to Itsmyshow.
1 : 13.56 {FF} - Straight through the centre.
Gold City Royals : 2.3.15
East Side Phoenix : 1.0.6
1 : 13.58 {C} - GreyCrow wins the tapout.
1 : 14.06 {rW} - A bit of space for Callums_Guns to utilise.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - An underground handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 14.12 {lW} - A short kick to The Majestic.
1 : 14.16 {lW} - The ball drops short of The Majestic.
1 : 14.21 {rW} - Ulahoopski hits the ground running.
1 : 14.25 {rW} - Ulahoopski loves a shot at goal.
1 : 14.29 {rW} - A poster. So one behind to Ulahoopski.
Gold City Royals : 2.4.16
East Side Phoenix : 1.0.6
1 : 14.35 {FB} - Zoops takes off.
1 : 14.39 {rHBF} - He tries to find thewizardmelon with a chip pass.
1 : 14.43 {rHBF} - Absolute hanger by thewizardmelon!.
1 : 14.45 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon slowing down the play.
1 : 14.49 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 14.53 {C} - A kick in the general direction of Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 14.58 {C} - CakeEater reads the kick best and marks well in front of Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 15 {rW} - So Ulahoopski ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 15.04 {lHFF} - He tries to find Bianconeri with a chip pass.
1 : 15.08 {lHFF} - Too strong Bianconeri.
1 : 15.12 {lHFF} - With the ball is Bianconeri.
1 : 15.14 {FF} - grumbleguts makes an offer.
1 : 15.18 {FF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Shermy.
1 : 15.22 {lBP} - Zoops with the ball now.
1 : 15.26 {rBP} - Red mist screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 15.28 {rBP} - Red mist takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
1 : 15.33 {rBP} - Red mist with the ball now.
1 : 15.37 {rBP} - How did he get rid of it? Throw says the umpire.
1 : 15.41 {lFP} - Smartys Power sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 15.45 {lFP} - A gimme goal coming up if Smartys Power keeps his cool.
1 : 15.47 {lFP} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to Smartys Power.
Gold City Royals : 2.5.17
East Side Phoenix : 1.0.6
1 : 15.55 {FB} - Shermy to send the ball forward.
1 : 16 {lBP} - He involves Zoops in the play.
1 : 16.01 {CHB} - Kicks in the direction of Catsnlakers.
1 : 16.06 {CHB} - Taking the mark is Catsnlakers who's form looks good today.
1 : 16.1 {CHB} - Catsnlakers takes off.
1 : 16.14 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 16.16 {CHB} - por_please_ya on the end of this.
1 : 16.2 {CHB} - What a tackle by hotchilli.
1 : 16.24 {CHF} - With the ball is gouki88.
1 : 16.28 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running Membling.
1 : 16.3 {lFP} - Smartys Power presents.
1 : 16.34 {lFP} - Great saving mark taken by Red mist.
1 : 16.38 {rBP} - Red mist has possession.
1 : 16.43 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 16.45 {lBP} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to Zoops.
1 : 16.49 {lBP} - Zoops has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 16.53 {lBP} - Zoops got into the back of SarahSmiles.
1 : 16.57 {FF} - grumbleguts looks downfield.
1 : 17.01 {FF} - He goes for goal.

 

[MWPP]

1 : 17.03 {FF} - grumbleguts gets the goal.
Gold City Royals : 3.5.23
East Side Phoenix : 1.0.6
1 : 17.07 {C} - por_please_ya palms the ball down.
1 : 17.16 {rW} - Callums_Guns threads his way through traffic.
1 : 17.17 {lHFF} - Pumps it long for akkaps.
1 : 17.22 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 17.26 {lHFF} - akkaps hits the ground running.
1 : 17.3 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily MP_ was well placed to clean up.
1 : 17.32 {lHFF} - MP_ dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 17.36 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Itsmyshow.
1 : 17.4 {FF} - Cadsky claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 17.45 {FF} - Itsmyshow with a little space.
1 : 17.46 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 17.51 {FF} - Itsmyshow thought he had less time than he did - sprayed it wide.
Gold City Royals : 3.5.23
East Side Phoenix : 1.1.7
1 : 17.59 {FB} - Golumless to send the ball forward.
1 : 18.01 {FB} - Golumless bounces the ball.
1 : 18.05 {rBP} - He involves Memphis in the play.
1 : 18.09 {rHBF} - Quick hands to hotchilli.
1 : 18.13 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Membling.
1 : 18.17 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to GreyCrow.
1 : 18.19 {CHB} - He kicks sideways towards Camros2.
1 : 18.23 {CHB} - DemurePrincess plants a foot on Camros2's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 18.28 {CHF} - DemurePrincess wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 18.32 {lHFF} - He transfers play using akkaps.
1 : 18.34 {lHFF} - akkaps plucks that milimetres off the turf.
1 : 18.38 {lHFF} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 18.42 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Itsmyshow.
1 : 18.46 {FF} - Cadsky claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 18.48 {FF} - Quality gather by Itsmyshow.
1 : 18.52 {FF} - Itsmyshow has time to take a bounce.
1 : 18.57 {FF} - Great bump by Cadsky. Itsmyshow has not moved.
1 : 19.01 {lBP} - Golumless slowing down the play.
1 : 19.02 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Membling.
1 : 19.07 {lBP} - hotchilli runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 19.11 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 19.15 {rHBF} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 19.17 {lHFF} - akkaps picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 19.21 {rHFF} - Passes to Krazy Kris by hand.
1 : 19.25 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 19.3 {rHFF} - A poor handpass but Krazy Kris is up to the challenge.
1 : 19.34 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 19.36 {FF} - His kick is towards Itsmyshow.
1 : 19.4 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 19.44 {FF} - Itsmyshow assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 19.48 {FF} - Surely Itsmyshow wouldn't miss this.
1 : 19.5 {FF} - Fantastic goal from Itsmyshow.
Gold City Royals : 3.5.23
East Side Phoenix : 2.1.13
1 : 19.54 {C} - That's a shocking bounce!.
1 : 20.02 {C} - Nobody's checking Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 20.04 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 has time to take a bounce.
1 : 20.08 {C} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 20.13 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 is usually a beautiful kick for goal but he's shanked that.
Gold City Royals : 3.5.23
East Side Phoenix : 2.2.14
1 : 20.19 {FB} - With the ball is Cadsky.
1 : 20.23 {FB} - Cadsky fumbles that horribly and Itsmyshow runs away with it. How embarrassment.
1 : 20.27 {FF} - So Itsmyshow ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 20.31 {FF} - This will be a goal to Itsmyshow.
1 : 20.34 {FF} - Itsmyshow racks up number 3.
Gold City Royals : 3.5.23
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
1 : 20.37 {C} - The ball is bounced and por_please_ya gets the tap.
1 : 20.46 {C} - Now CakeEater has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 20.5 {C} - CakeEater takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 20.52 {C} - He handpasses to Membling.
1 : 20.56 {C} - Membling sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 21 {rHFF} - A long pass towards nahnah.
1 : 21.04 {rHFF} - Poor option and Wise Guy Sam makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
1 : 21.06 {lHBF} - Now Wise Guy Sam has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 21.1 {C} - Boots the ball toward Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 21.15 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
1 : 21.19 {C} - CakeEater picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 21.21 - <<< jackenny is coming on to replace Shermy >>>
1 : 21.29 {C} - CakeEater dances around Jhye Clark 13.
1 : 21.33 {lW} - Sees Brenton Davy out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 21.36 {lW} - Callums_Guns did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 21.39 {rW} - The bounce favours Callums_Guns and he is off and running.
1 : 21.43 {lW} - He transfers play using The Majestic.
1 : 21.47 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
1 : 21.5 {rW} - Running with the ball is Ulahoopski.
1 : 21.53 {rW} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 21.58 {rW} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
Gold City Royals : 3.6.24
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
1 : 22.04 {FB} - Red mist with the ball now.
1 : 22.08 {lHBF} - A spearing pass towards Wise Guy Sam.
1 : 22.12 {lHBF} - nahnah drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 22.16 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam slowing down the play.
1 : 22.21 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
1 : 22.23 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but thewizardmelon is up to the challenge.
1 : 22.27 {CHB} - Hands it off to Catsnlakers.
1 : 22.31 {CHB} - Heavy clash between gouki88 and Catsnlakers. gouki88 comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
1 : 22.35 {CHF} - The ball is now with gouki88.
1 : 22.37 {CHF} - Flicks it to hotchilli.
1 : 22.41 {CHF} - hotchilli has a bounce.
1 : 22.45 {FF} - He has another one.
1 : 22.49 {FF} - He has another one.
1 : 22.52 {FF} - This could be a goal to hotchilli.
1 : 22.55 {FF} - Shepherded through for a goal.
Gold City Royals : 4.6.30
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
1 : 23 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
1 : 23.06 {lW} - Who wants it? Membling does. Great stuff.
1 : 23.1 {C} - CakeEater runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 23.14 {C} - CakeEater crunched by Jhye Clark 13! CakeEater very slow to get up.
1 : 23.18 {C} - A bit of space for Jhye Clark 13 to utilise.
1 : 23.21 {rW} - He tries to find Callums_Guns with a chip pass.
1 : 23.25 {rW} - Callums_Guns can't mark. Brenton Davy can.
1 : 23.28 {lW} - Brenton Davy dances around Callums_Guns.
1 : 23.32 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Ulahoopski.
1 : 23.37 {lW} - Spears a kick towards Brenton Davy.
1 : 23.39 {lW} - Spoilt by Callums_Guns.
1 : 23.43 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 with some space now.
1 : 23.47 - <<< Billy87 is coming on to replace por_please_ya >>>
1 : 23.53 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 23.57 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 24.01 {lW} - Horrific choice of kick and Ulahoopski will mark unopposed.
1 : 24.06 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Ulahoopski wins possession.
1 : 24.08 {CHF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of gouki88.
1 : 24.12 {CHF} - Catsnlakers did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 24.16 {CHF} - gouki88 picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 24.2 {CHF} - gouki88 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 24.22 {CHF} - Catsnlakers applies the tackle.
1 : 24.27 {CHB} - Taking the ball is Catsnlakers.
1 : 24.3 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Billy87.
1 : 24.34 {CHB} - He handpasses to MP_.
1 : 24.37 {rHBF} - He transfers play using thewizardmelon.
1 : 24.41 {rHBF} - thewizardmelon is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 24.45 {lHFF} - Bianconeri does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 24.49 {FF} - A flat punt.
1 : 24.53 {FF} - jackenny plants a foot on grumbleguts's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 24.55 {FB} - jackenny sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
Gold City Royals : 4.6.30
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
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[MWPP]

2 : 25 {C} - He gets a handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 25 {C} - Rankine2Rachele had that ruck contest all to themself.
2 : .07 {rW} - Ulahoopski takes them on.
2 : .1 {CHF} - gouki88 and Catsnlakers jostle for position.
2 : .14 {CHF} - Catsnlakers intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : .18 {lHBF} - Wise Guy Sam signals for his teammates to present.
2 : .22 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running thewizardmelon.
2 : .24 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Rankine2Rachele runs onto it.
2 : .28 {rHBF} - GreyCrow sews him up!.
2 : .32 {lHFF} - Now Bianconeri has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : .36 - <<< Lomas is coming on to replace Brenton Davy >>>
2 : .43 {lHFF} - Bianconeri threads his way through traffic.
2 : .46 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to gouki88.
2 : .51 {lHFF} - A long looping handpass to Bianconeri.
2 : .53 {CHF} - Sees gouki88 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : .57 {CHF} - gouki88 makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 1.01 {CHF} - gouki88 has it.
2 : 1.05 {lFP} - Gets a handpass away to Smartys Power.
2 : 1.09 {lFP} - Chance for a goal here for Smartys Power.
2 : 1.12 {lFP} - Starts left... comes right... goes through the middle.
Gold City Royals : 5.6.36
East Side Phoenix : 3.2.20
2 : 1.16 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Billy87.
2 : 1.23 {lW} - Who wants it? The Majestic does. Great stuff.
2 : 1.26 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 1.3 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris calls for it.
2 : 1.34 {rHFF} - MrPremiership floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 1.38 {lHBF} - MrPremiership breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 1.4 {lHBF} - Krazy Kris nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. MrPremiership gets done for kicking in danger.
2 : 1.45 {rHFF} - Krazy Kris with the ball now.
2 : 1.49 {rFP} - A lookaway handpass to Billy87.
2 : 1.52 {rFP} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
2 : 1.55 {rBP} - Now Memphis has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 1.59 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 2.03 {rBP} - Memphis crunched by madman18! Memphis very slow to get up.
2 : 2.07 {rFP} - Now Drunkgoliath has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.09 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 2.13 {lFP} - madman18 on the end of this.
2 : 2.17 {lFP} - A gimme goal coming up if madman18 keeps his cool.
2 : 2.21 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Gold City Royals : 5.6.36
East Side Phoenix : 4.2.26
2 : 2.25 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Billy87.
2 : 2.32 {rW} - Its hard and tough but MP_ wins possession.
2 : 2.35 {rW} - A long looping handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 2.4 {rW} - Rankine2Rachele isn't just seeing stars after that clash with GreyCrow. He could map the Milky Way.
2 : 2.42 {C} - CakeEater sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 2.46 {lW} - A poor handpass but Lomas is up to the challenge.
2 : 2.5 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 2.54 {CHF} - gouki88 takes a strong mark.
2 : 2.57 {CHF} - The ball is now with gouki88.
2 : 3.01 - <<< krakouers is coming on to replace caesar88 >>>
2 : 3.09 {CHF} - Nobody's checking gouki88.
2 : 3.11 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running GreyCrow.
2 : 3.15 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 3.19 {FF} - GreyCrow touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 3.23 {FF} - GreyCrow let's fly toward goal.
2 : 3.25 {FF} - What a goal.
Gold City Royals : 6.6.42
East Side Phoenix : 4.2.26
2 : 3.3 {C} - GreyCrow too strong at the bounce.
2 : 3.38 {rW} - Callums_Guns has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 3.42 {rW} - Flicks it to MP_.
2 : 3.44 {rW} - An underground handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 3.48 {C} - Gives the ball to Jhye Clark 13.
2 : 3.52 {C} - Handpasses to Billy87.
2 : 3.56 {C} - Crunching tackle by hotchilli.
2 : 3.58 {C} - Who wants it? CakeEater does. Great stuff.
2 : 4.03 {lW} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 4.07 {lW} - Lomas appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 4.1 {lW} - Lomas takes off.
2 : 4.13 {lW} - Lomas nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 4.17 {rW} - A quick handpass to Ulahoopski.
2 : 4.21 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 4.25 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
2 : 4.27 {lW} - Lomas streaming down the ground.
2 : 4.31 {rW} - He elects to use Ulahoopski and kicks in that direction.
2 : 4.35 {rW} - The Majestic comes in from the side to intercept.
2 : 4.4 {lW} - The Majestic breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 4.41 {lW} - Ulahoopski sews him up!.
2 : 4.46 {rW} - The bounce favours Ulahoopski and he is off and running.
2 : 4.5 {C} - A long looping handpass to CakeEater.
2 : 4.54 {C} - Flicks it to Membling.
2 : 4.58 {C} - Someone call an ambulance for Membling. MP_ lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 5 {C} - Jhye Clark 13 wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 5.04 {C} - He gets a handpass to Billy87.
2 : 5.09 {lHFF} - akkaps and krakouers jostle for position.
2 : 5.12 {lHFF} - akkaps and krakouers both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 5.15 {rHBF} - krakouers through heavy traffic.
2 : 5.19 {rHBF} - krakouers is tackled beautifully by akkaps.
2 : 5.23 {CHF} - DemurePrincess tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 5.27 {lHFF} - He tries to find akkaps with a chip pass.
2 : 5.29 {lHFF} - akkaps is the target but he's outplayed by krakouers.
2 : 5.33 {rHBF} - krakouers has possession.
2 : 5.37 {CHB} - Huge handpass to Camros2. As good as a kick.
2 : 5.41 {CHB} - Handpasses to GreyCrow.
2 : 5.43 {CHB} - Someone call an ambulance for GreyCrow. Rankine2Rachele lined him up and did the job well.
2 : 5.48 {CHF} - With the ball is DemurePrincess.
2 : 5.52 {FF} - He kicks towards Itsmyshow and Cadsky.
2 : 5.56 {FF} - Cadsky intercepts the kick and marks.
2 : 5.58 {FB} - Cadsky takes off.
2 : 6.02 {lBP} - Golumless screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 6.06 {lBP} - Golumless and Drunkgoliath both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 6.1 {lBP} - Running with the ball is Golumless.
2 : 6.15 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 6.16 {rBP} - Poor effort from Memphis and madman18 takes the mark.
2 : 6.2 {lFP} - madman18 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 6.25 {lFP} - madman18 goes for goal.
2 : 6.29 {lFP} - Bending baaaaaaaaaaaaack... GOAL. madman18's kicked 2.
Gold City Royals : 6.6.42
East Side Phoenix : 5.2.32
2 : 6.31 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Billy87.
2 : 6.39 {rW} - Callums_Guns fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 6.43 {rW} - There's been a push-out and Callums_Guns will lose the ball.
2 : 6.45 {lW} - Lomas takes off.
2 : 6.49 {rW} - He kicks sideways towards Ulahoopski.
2 : 6.54 {rW} - The Majestic gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 6.58 {rW} - Ulahoopski dances around The Majestic.
2 : 7 {rW} - Ulahoopski has a bounce.
2 : 7.04 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to hotchilli.
2 : 7.08 {lHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Bianconeri.
2 : 7.12 {lHFF} - Bianconeri FROM THE HEAVENS. What a hanger.
2 : 7.14 {lHFF} - Bianconeri with the ball now.
2 : 7.18 {lHFF} - Bianconeri nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 7.22 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running nahnah.
2 : 7.26 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to GreyCrow.
2 : 7.31 {rHFF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.