Seeing as no one in the AFL is trading...

[Babylove]

Why don't we all just start making them up.

Let's see who can come up with the most outrageous trade rumour/story.

It's likely to be more entertaining

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

why make up stuff when we have big scoops such as this . . .


Crows in holding pattern
2:44:30 PM Wed 15 October, 2003
Matt Burgan
afl.com.au
Adelaide is adopting a wait-and-see approach to this week’s exchange period

 

[melbournemartin]

simon black, lappin, power for Brian Stynes from ireland

(to relieve salary cap pressure at brisbane currently)

they would have to go and learn gaelic of course

 

[Captain Sensible]

Originally posted by Babylove
Why don't we all just start making them up.

Thats what most of us have been doing.

 

[Portia]

Essendon to trade Dean Solomon for Ray Hall.

Port to trade Nick Stevens & pick #15 for Rupert Betheras and Steve McKee.

 

[TD]

Originally posted by Porthos
Essendon to trade Dean Solomon for Ray Hall.

Port to trade Nick Stevens & pick #15 for Rupert Betheras and Steve McKee.

Which Leaves Collingwood with McGough in a straight swap for Nathan Brown.....Pies are doing pretty well this trade period!

 

[melbournemartin]

Steve McKee for an iron pole

mick malthouse later on said that it was a great deal

 

[feher]

Originally posted by Porthos
Port to trade Nick Stevens & pick #15 for Rupert Betheras and Steve McKee.

Finally we have a serious trade for stevens

 

[melbournemartin]

Wayne Carey for Shane Warne and a six pack of VB

 

[bucksisbest]

Hawthorn and Melbourne have done a straight swap.
Suzi olsen for Yze_Tragic.

 

[melbournemartin]

a straight swap between coaches has been made between Port Adelaide and a local Farm

Mark Williams for a Chicken

it would make better decisions

 

[anth]

Kane Pettifer for nathan brown - Straight swap

Also Carlton trading Adrian Gleeson for nick stevens

Danny Dell're to make a comeback at FF for the doggies to replace N.Brown

 

[melbournemartin]

Gandalf the Grey for Spider Burton (came out of retirement)

he would be better looking

 

[rUsTy_mAgPiE]

Port to trade Nick Stevens & pick #15 for Rupert Betheras and Steve McKee.

i dunno about that, surely chocco would want 2 top 10 picks for that #15?

 

[Portia]

Originally posted by rUsTy_mAgPiE
i dunno about that, surely chocco would want 2 top 10 picks for that #15?

Yeah, but one Collingwood dud is apparently the direct equivalent of 2 top 10 picks.

 

[melbournemartin]

Kevin Sheedy for a donkey's ass

i cant really tell the difference

 

[mino]

Totally ridiculous deal?

How about Shane Woewodin for pick 14, and the trading club will keep paying for him....

oh wait.

Never mind.

 

[benny's buddy]

the entire carlton footy club traded for a bag of apples at the queen vic market

university will take their place next year

 

[melbournemartin]

NO WAY the vic market would get ripped off majorly

 

[Stevo]

Stephen Hawking for the BigFooty forumites.

 

[melbournemartin]

a 4 month old baby for Cameron Hunter of Melbourne (it would be stronger and weigh more)

 

[benno87]

This thread is such a waste of time

 

[melbournemartin]

your name saying rawlings is a roo is a waste of time

 

[Yze_Magic]

Originally posted by mino
Totally ridiculous deal?

How about Shane Woewodin for pick 14, and the trading club will keep paying for him....

oh wait.

Never mind.

if a team unloaded a dud player like that on to another team, they would have to be happy

oh wait....

 

[Demon37]

Originally posted by mino
Totally ridiculous deal?

How about Shane Woewodin for pick 14, and the trading club will keep paying for him....

oh wait.

Never mind.

As if any club would do that.

I really want Brent Grgic back. A straight swap for Clint Bizzell perhaps?