Roast Serious Question

[JR#8]

Who would win in a fight out of these four guys?


Fighter 1:

Chuck Norris.

The Texas ranger is a bad Mofo. He is so bad that when he walks in the door of a Subway, and before they ask him what he would like on his sandwich, it's made an hour before he walks in the door.

Fighter 2:

Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel, such a bad ass he has been in movies suck as Pitch Black, 2 x Fast and Furious movies and as a side gig he baby sits. He is one tough mofo.

Fighter 3.

The Rock.

The only real threat to anyone in this fight. A real fighter, a wrestler who likes bum stiffing. Stay out his way. His likes to rumble in the jungle!

Fighter 4.

Jake King.

The 78 KG pocket rocket should easily **** any of this guys up. He is known for taking down bigger guys then him making examples of such people as Jake Spencer and the whole Collingscum team. He is one guy you don't want to make upset. Former team mate and pretty boy Naff Brown was quoted saying "Jake King is one person you don't wanna fight with, because you'd have to kill him to win".

Make your votes people.

 

[TOOs_Finest]

The only real threat to anyone in this fight. A real fighter, a wrestler who likes bum stiffing. Stay out his way. His likes to rumble in the jungle!

Hardly appropriate on a family forum

 

[_Wang_]

Love the photo of Chuck...

 

[Simmonds2Hislop]

Dustin Martin.

 

[coke_zero]

Love the photo of Chuck...

Just a shame the joke was terrible.

 

[Goldust]

BROCK LESNAR!

 

[Anti-pow]

Dustin Martin.

WRONG. None of those guys would be brave enough to fight Dustin Martin

 

[ShaneDoan]

Cotch said this morning on gameday that Kingy was actually around 82kg. But still, Push up king wins hands down.

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

- On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth, looked down, and then said, "Holy Shit, that was a damn fine Don't Argue".

- Dustin Martin busted through Cancer so hard, he gave it AIDS.

- Dusty doesn't wait for dinner; Dinner knows when to be ready.

- George Michael once got arrested for having sexual intercourse at a public toilet; That same day Dustin Martin won an award for having sexual intercourse at a public toilet.

- Dustin Martin once Don't Argued Michael Jackson in the face. He wasn't impressed with Bad.

- Mike Tyson's facial tattoo has the same pattern as Dustin Martin's palm, you decide whether that's a coincidence

- The Rock began using his real name Dwayne Johnson simply because Dustin Martin told him so.

- Dustin Martin recently got back from Abbottabad.

- Dusty attained 6,000 points for spelling the word 'Argue' in Scrabble.

- Jake King can't do 300 push up's at one time, Dusty simply 'Don't Argues' him 300 times.

- Turnover's occur in football simply because players worry Dustin Martin is near them.

- Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head of a bat, Dustin Martin bit the head off Batman.

- When Dustin Martin 'Don't Argued' Charmander, he evolved straight into Charizard.

- Tigerblood is actually Dustin Martin's urine.

- Essendon supporters didn't jeer Brent Stanton, they booed because they don't have Dustin Martin.

- Michael Jordon retired from professional basketball because he heard rumours Dustin Martin started playing the sport in Australia.

- Dustin Martin created Scully & Trengove with his Tigerblood.

- Dustin Martin can create a rock so heavy that he can't even 'Don't Argue' it into broken pieces. And then he does so anyway, just to show you who the **** Dustin Martin is.

- When Dustin Martin has sex with your wife, you high five him. If you don't, you die.

- When Richmond personnel tug themselves, it's not because of any women (or man), it's because they work with Dustin Martin.

- Dustin Martin popped Pippa's cherry at the royal wedding






Got any others?

 

[Groupie_]

Re: Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

Lulz X 10000000000000000000

 

[Infamy]

Re: Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

When Dustin Martin makes coffee, he grinds the beans in his teeth and boils the water with his fury

Giraffes were created when Dustin Martin uppercut a horse

 

[smasha]

Re: Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

When Dustin Martin makes coffee, he grinds the beans in his teeth and boils the water with his fury

Giraffes were created when Dustin Martin uppercut a horse

LMAO.

 

[Parquet Court]

Re: Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

dustin martin counted to infinity, twice.

 

[SA1NTER]

Re: Chuck Norris' Successor - Dustin Martin

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

 

[hagansbull]

Dustin Martin is......
















Dustin Martin........................................................ btw isn't this thread about Jake King?????

 

[YellowandBlackBlood]

When Dusty jumps, he doesn't fall back down,
the world comes up to him!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

LULZ at the Dusty jokes

 

[thecotch]

Dustin martins shadow is too scared to walk in front!!!