Media SFA Player Review

[A Bit High]

TAB are taking odds on finishing date....if it gets finished.

Jan 17th 2035 is the safest bet

Lucky its not saintkildaman running this thread

 

[Danger in Texas]

Player 1 - Noobz0r (Alberton Swamprats)

Yes, it is you Noobzy.

Quality. Well, most of the time. Noobz0r has come on in leaps and bounds after a relatively quiet rookie season. He has started his own talk show, which generates a bit of buzz; his match thread posting has risen in more ways than one, and his troll article about Jobe leaving the Swampies fooled many, myself included. Noobz0r has multiple posting personas. He can be somewhat immature at times, he can be antagonistic, and he can be a very solid poster that sticks to the topic at hand in match threads quite easily. Sometimes a bit spammy, but not very often. A solid poster who makes a good contribution to the league, but IMO he can go higher. Whether he wants to is another question.

Rate: 8.4/10
Style: Vanilla (no stand-out qualities, but just an all-round good poster), Attention Seeker (posts a lot of threads to get attention), Spammer (speaks for itself), Inactive (see spammer), ATG (should be rated through the roof)
Reserves League Comparison: I see Noobzy as a Kurt Tippett - can make a storm when he chooses to, but seems to go quiet most of the time.

 

[Danger in Texas]

*off-topic: shouldn't you be helping us in another game write up rules?*

*on-topic: you won't get this done.*

Prove me wrong.

Ease up, I've got a whole holidays to do this and that.

 

[Noobz0r]

A fair assessment Danger in Texas . Pretty much how I view myself in fact!

I enjoyed that so much I'm going to stay in the thread

 

[saintkildaman]

TAB are taking odds on finishing date....if it gets finished.

Jan 17th 2035 is the safest bet

Lucky its not saintkildaman running this thread

You haven't used that joke before!

 

[A Bit High]

You haven't used that joke before!

I will stop when you finish something you start....Deal?

 

[saintkildaman]

I will stop when you finish something you start....Deal?

I'll finish something I start when you get new material....deal?

 

[A Bit High]

I'll finish something I start when you get new material....deal?

Smells like bullsh*t

 

[TheFreshBanana]

How can Noobz0r be a spammer and inactive? And what is ATG?

Good write up, and strong rating for Noobz which is deserved.

 

[Noobz0r]

I'm only the underlined option TheFreshBanana.

 

[beez]

That's a revue, and I expect beez to come here and blast you any minute now for both a spelling error and forgetting he did one a couple of seasons ago.

OMG! I'm frigging crying right now. My revue thread was ruined by the changeover. All that time and effort wasted.

Let's take this time to remember the great The Tommy Gun.

 

[Easty]

I thought my rap was hugely underrated.

 

[Danger in Texas]

From now on, I will be adding in 2 more poster types, as shown below.

Player 2 - SSwans2011 (West Coast Wonders)

Not as well known as most of the league's posters, or even the league's rookies, SSwans2011 has made a handy, yet quiet contribution to the Wonders in match threads. Although he isn't the most active poster, SS11 has shown some promise, posting some relevant banter. Sometimes he tends to go off topic banter-wise, however this can be fixed.

Rate: 6.1/10
Style: Vanilla (no stand-out qualities, but just an all-round good poster), Attention Seeker (posts a lot of threads to get attention), Spammer (speaks for itself), Inactive (see spammer), ATG (should be rated through the roof), The Quiet One (goes about his own business, making small contributions), Antagonist (out to start a brawl wherever he goes).
Reserves League Comparison: Jimmy Toumpas. Hasn't had a standout rookie season thus far, but could well improve in leaps and bounds if given opportunities.

 

[Noobz0r]

Still the highest rated!

 

[Mobbs]

This, at this point in time, is awesome. DiT, my body is yours, to do with as you will. May your holidays never end!

I have no idea if SS11 still uses this site, I came across him when he played for Bentleigh in the Ammos. If he's still around, he may have an issue with your contraction of SSwans2011 's name.

Edit: SS11 last seen in May 2002

 

[Danger in Texas]

This, at this point in time, is awesome. DiT, my body is yours, to do with as you will. May your holidays never end!

I have no idea if SS11 still uses this site, I came across him when he played for Bentleigh in the Ammos. If he's still around, he may have an issue with your contraction of SSwans2011 's name.

Edit: SS11 last seen in May 2002

Glad to hear you like it Mobbs. I'll make sure I give you a 11/10, ATG and Leigh Matthews.

SS11 has probably just returned to BF under an extended name. I wonder if he played SFA before?It's Ashton Agar all over again.

 

[SSwans2011]

6.1... not bad. I've been really inactive lately. I have reasons though. I was getting surgery on the pinkie, hopefully it will be the end of the dreadful injury of which I've mentioned in just about every match thread.

 

[Mobbs]

Glad to hear you like it Mobbs. I'll make sure I give you a 11/10, ATG and Leigh Matthews.

SS11 has probably just returned to BF under an extended name. I wonder if he played SFA before?It's Ashton Agar all over again.

Nah SS11 was a Pies fan who really only chatted on the Pies and other team boards.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Style: Vanilla (no stand-out qualities, but just an all-round good poster), Attention Seeker (posts a lot of threads to get attention), Spammer (speaks for itself), Inactive (see spammer), ATG (should be rated through the roof), The Quiet One (goes about his own business, making small contributions), Antagonist (out to start a brawl wherever he goes)

Are these ratings a parody or are they for reals?

Coz I see a lot of contradictions...

 

[Gentlemen]

Are these ratings a parody or are they for reals?

Coz I see a lot of contradictions...

Only the underlined one is the considered rating.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

What an idiot.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Only the underlined one is the considered rating.

What an idiot.

Jesus Christ I may need to get some glasses...

 

[Footypie32]

Only the underlined one is the considered rating.

I do think Danger in Texas needs to change the layout to make it a bit more flog friendly.

Also, what does ATG stand for?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I do think Danger in Texas needs to change the layout to make it a bit more flog friendly.

Also, what does ATG stand for?

All-Time Great.

 

[Mobbs]

I also didn't understand the underlining thing.

Before I could comment, I read the explanation lower down.

So no-one knows how stupid I am.

Until now.