Injury Sloane appendicitis

Will Sloane play and more importantly, pickles in burgers?

  • Sloane - unstoppable like the Terminator

    Votes: 45 62.5%

  • Sloane - even Batman had to get stitched up

    Votes: 11 15.3%

  • Yes, burgers should have pickles, you monster

    Votes: 33 45.8%

  • No, pickles are against all that is good and holy

    Votes: 16 22.2%
  • Total voters
    72
  • Poll closed .

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Bovo said:
Pickles are a must. I am surprised there was ever any doubt.

Oh I also think Sloane will play. I am certain the club would stop him if he is anymore of a danger to himself than he naturally is.
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I reckon his cheek is the weakest damn part on his body anyhow.
 
John Who said:
I made a response stating my opinion that it's 50/50 on Sloane in 9 days. The problem is that it depends on who you ask, they're likely to give different responses. For examples:
1. The surgeons who did Sloane's appendix removal: 3-4 weeks (fear of medico-legal issues)
2. The doctors who don't understand footy or footballer's rate of recovery: 2-3 weeks (needs time to heal, wound healing, stitches removal blah blah)
3. The doctors who understand footy and understand who Sloane is: 1-2 weeks (Sloane's a freak, he's got a good chance!)
4. Don Pyke: Sloaney, we want you back in training, starting with handballing against the hospital walls, and doing light jogs while attached to the IV drip. You can do it!!
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Sloane: I'm good to go
 
Most people in the media last night said Rory will play etc.. the only person I heard said "he cant play I just cant see how he can play" was Rucci MKII (Jane cornes)
Anyone listen to sportsday SA last night?
 

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Murray2503 said:
Dr Cornes is very knowledgeable on nothing really.
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Cornes, K. (2015). The Application Of Fire In Surgical Outcomes. Journal of Flog Medicine, 4(2), p119
 
BrisDog said:
Early odds are in for Tony Greene punching Sloane in the said appendix area: $1.40.

A grub of the highest order.
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I would hope if he or another player did this it would result in an increased penalty as would apply if you are reported in grand final. Greene has a bad record and would be punished heavily if he did this.


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JPetro83 said:
Yep haha that's what we all call him on the various port-hate pages/groups on social media
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Here, have a pic for your enjoyment. Feel free to use it. :)
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