SMS messages...

[Bomber Spirit]

One I got from last night:

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much that my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh **** im sorry i have the wrong number

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

I have decided not to give my number out to many ppl because I don't want to be hounded by other ppl bagging me for some reason.

 

[JUDDanaut]

I got one on my mobile it is a classic.
"77 new email messages, yer right you friendless ****"

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Originally posted by goaldrush
I have decided not to give my number out to many ppl because I don't want to be hounded by other ppl bagging me for some reason.

Geez you get some boring sms messages dontcha!

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Kid Dynamite!
Geez you get some boring sms messages dontcha!

It's my choice.

I just want to use my phone properly.

 

[maccas_no1]

Originally posted by goaldrush
I have decided not to give my number out to many ppl because I don't want to be hounded by other ppl bagging me for some reason.

Well if you didnt type stupid stuff then you wouldnt get bagged, simple solution to a simple problem

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by maccas_no1
Well if you didnt type stupid stuff then you wouldnt get bagged, simple solution to a simple problem

Nothing to do with that actually.

If I gave out my mobile number to my class mates they would bag me because of certain stuff. It has nothing to do with the internet.

 

[3lions3]

Originally posted by goaldrush
Nothing to do with that actually.

If I gave out my mobile number to my class mates they would bag me because of certain stuff. It has nothing to do with the internet.

Do you stink or have a lazy eye? It could be that.

 

[Coll_RP]

I got this one not long ago

"By myself at the moment and thinking about f***ing you!
Sender: Shane Warne
+442547539

 

[evade28]

LONELY: press 1.
HORNY: press 2.
ORAL: press 3.
ANAL: press 4.
WET: press 5.
69: press 6.
WANT IT ALL: press























MY NUMBER

 

[evade28]

Who wants to be a $$$MILLIONAIRE$$$


Lets play?



Q. Nobody likes you bcos you are a:



A. C*** B. ****A

C. AR$EHOLE D. HOMO




50/50



Phone a friend?



RING ME! I'LL TELL YOU!!!

 

[evade28]

A mad scientist makes a self lubricating pussy and gives it to his wife. She asks "What am I supposed to do with that?" He replies "Teach it to cook then f**k off!"


haha

 

[Fraser]

OPTUS wishes to inform you that our product security division has been monitoring your phone. We once again remind you that your phone is not a masturbation device.

Apparently it has been discovered that the intelligent gene is found in women.
Unfortunately 98% of them spit it back out.

 

[sapaul]

If I tell you this ur not to tell anyone, ur the only one I've told so far coz ur a good friend but guess who's due in 2 months!...

****IN' SANTA

____________________________________________________

Life with a woman is like a pack of cards...U need a heart 2 love her, a Diamond 2 marry her, a Club 2 smash her head in & A Spade 2 bury the bitch!!.

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by 3lions3
Do you stink or have a lazy eye? It could be that.

No I don't have any of those problems. I just don't give my number out to anyone that I don't know personally. Only my family and a few close friends have got my number.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Originally posted by goaldrush
No I don't have any of those problems. I just don't give my number out to anyone that I don't know personally. Only my family and a few close friends have got my number.

How the **** do you pick up then?

 

[Buckley]

READ OUT LOUD
I yam wee tar did . i yam sofa king we tar did i yam sofa king fik
hehe thats funny

 

[carn_the_nmfc]

Originally posted by Petrie Dish
How the **** do you pick up then?

I don't use my phone for dating.

 

[KiNgCliVe26]

Originally posted by goaldrush
I don't use my phone for dating.

Thats not what Darth Vaders next door neighbours dog said. He said that you and Warney go way back.

 

[evade28]

Originally posted by Buckley
READ OUT LOUD
I yam wee tar did . i yam sofa king we tar did i yam sofa king fik
hehe thats funny

lol thats a good one!!!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Originally posted by SPUNKY_MONKEY45
"optus regrets to inform to that due to technical problems your phone will vibrate for the next hour, so please take this opportunity to stick your phone down your pants"

Yeah I got one similar:

"Telstra regrets to apologise that due to a small fault in our systems your mobile is going to vibrate for 10 minutes, so take this chance and STICK IT UP YOUR ASS"

 

[sapaul]

We will now upgrade your SEXLIFE, please wait....












Searching......












Searching........













Still searching......














ERROR: No SEXLIFE found, sorry! Keep masturbating.

 

[Koala]

one of my favs:


Why is ORGASM a 6 letter word?

It's easier to spell than.....

OHMYGODYESNOOHSH1TYESDEEPERYESGODNOPLEASENOSH1TYESOHF**KNOYESOHSH1TYESNOGODPLEASENOYESNOYESOHSH1TGODF**KINGHELLYES!

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Got this one last night:

"Motto for life: Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching and **** like you're being filmed."

 

[Inferno_04]

Speaking of SMS messages.

I just sent 33 SMS's in the last hour.

What's the most anyone else has sent in a short time period?